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I am back with a teaser, I want to do a story based on Cheaper by the Dozens...and I had to choose JB...well more RK...cause he can be so funny in life...
Bani rushed up the aisle to with trolley full of groceries, it was Friday, she had a dinner date but before that she had to go home, get dinner ready for her kids. Sharp jolt of her trolley made her stumble. She glared at the man who stood clutching the trolley that had bumped into her. "Can't you see...are you blind? You almost knocked me down. Now shift, I was here first."
The man gave a cold look and growled angrily,
"I was here first madam. You back off. I have eyes, I did see you but apparently your mind was somewhere else that you did not see me." 
Bani stomped her foot and pushed at the trolley, dislodging the trolley from the man's hand and sent it rolling.
Shall I continue guys? I will if I get at least 20 replies saying yes...yes...yes (I am sounding like that shampoo ad now...
Both of them stood and watched the cart roll down and crash into a pile of apple juice cans.
The cans clattered onto the floor making other shoppers scream and move out of the way of rolling cans. The man now looked really mad, "You...you...stupid woman. What the hell is wrong with you? Had a fight with your husband and so now you are taking it out on all the men!"
Bani flicked her curly hair back and smiled, "I am not stupid! You ignoramous pig...
And to correct you...No I did not have fight with my husband...and if I had...you would be dead by now. " She did not bother to look at the man gawking open mouthed 
at her as she pushed ahead and started to put her groceries at the checkout. Behind her she heard her daughter Ganga 
apologize to the man. "Sir...sir...I am sorry for what my mother did. She is not like this ususally. I guess it must be...you know...the thing that woman go through every month." As Bani turned around she heard the man and Ganga both laughing together. 
The man saw Bani eyeing them and he tapped Ganga on shoulder and winked, 
"I think you better go...or your mother might just come over and murder me...she is looking very dangerous." 
Ganga smiled at the man and rushed up to Bani. "Mom...I was just saying sorry. You know you should not have done that...look at the store." Ganga pointed at the spot where store employees were hastily picking up the apple juice cans so that people could move around. 
Bani felt a pang of guilt but than it vanished at the thought of that obnoxious man who had crashed his trolley into her.
Bani paid for her grocery and piled the bags in the trolley. As Ganga pushed away the trolley, Bani heard the man shout out to Ganga, "Young lady...be careful with your trolley...don't push it around like your mother."
Bani walked away from the cashier without a backward glance. She was not going to give that man the pleasure of seeing that he had irked her.
Bani rushed up the aisle to with trolley full of groceries, it was Friday, she had a dinner date but before that she had to go home, get dinner ready for her kids. Sharp jolt of her trolley made her stumble. She glared at the man who stood clutching the trolley that had bumped into her. "Can't you see...are you blind? You almost knocked me down. Now shift, I was here first."
The man gave a cold look and growled angrily,
"I was here first madam. You back off. I have eyes, I did see you but apparently your mind was somewhere else that you did not see me." Bani stomped her foot and pushed at the trolley, dislodging the trolley from the man's hand and sent it rolling.
Shall I continue guys? I will if I get at least 20 replies saying yes...yes...yes (I am sounding like that shampoo ad now...
Both of them stood and watched the cart roll down and crash into a pile of apple juice cans.
The cans clattered onto the floor making other shoppers scream and move out of the way of rolling cans. The man now looked really mad, "You...you...stupid woman. What the hell is wrong with you? Had a fight with your husband and so now you are taking it out on all the men!"Bani flicked her curly hair back and smiled, "I am not stupid! You ignoramous pig...
And to correct you...No I did not have fight with my husband...and if I had...you would be dead by now. " She did not bother to look at the man gawking open mouthed at her as she pushed ahead and started to put her groceries at the checkout. Behind her she heard her daughter Ganga apologize to the man. "Sir...sir...I am sorry for what my mother did. She is not like this ususally. I guess it must be...you know...the thing that woman go through every month." As Bani turned around she heard the man and Ganga both laughing together. The man saw Bani eyeing them and he tapped Ganga on shoulder and winked, "I think you better go...or your mother might just come over and murder me...she is looking very dangerous." Ganga smiled at the man and rushed up to Bani. "Mom...I was just saying sorry. You know you should not have done that...look at the store." Ganga pointed at the spot where store employees were hastily picking up the apple juice cans so that people could move around. Bani felt a pang of guilt but than it vanished at the thought of that obnoxious man who had crashed his trolley into her.Bani paid for her grocery and piled the bags in the trolley. As Ganga pushed away the trolley, Bani heard the man shout out to Ganga, "Young lady...be careful with your trolley...don't push it around like your mother."
Bani walked away from the cashier without a backward glance. She was not going to give that man the pleasure of seeing that he had irked her.
Anupamaa
