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Pria Sharma

@pria4ever

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Posted: 15 years ago

Hey Lord Krishna,

Tu Is Kalyug Mein aa ke to Dekh.......
Tu ne pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, Apne sar pe office ke pressure ko utha ke to dekh.
Tu ne 18 saal ki umar mein Mama Kans ko mara, Bin Laaden ko haath laga ke to dekh.
Tu ne bhari mahefil mein Draupadi ko Saari pahenai,
Mallika ko Ek jodi kapede pahena ke to dekh.
Tu ne Gokul ki 1800 Gopi ko saath rakha,
Is kaliyug ki ek ladki ko patake to dekh.!!!!!

Tera Bhakt....😃

***Important: this is to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor, rest please ignore. ****

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-

She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-

she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack." *

Moral of the story: *Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention

Female Readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! * **

Male Readers: Please scroll down. **

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The man had a heart attack ten times * * "milder" than his wife!!! **

Moral of the story **: **Women are really dumb but think they're really smart **. **

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! **

Please Note: this joke is just meant to be taken lightly...no intent to hurt anyone.

Pria