5th may misti ishtyle

So here we go again......

So Pataka Nancy Drew in her red sari is roaming on the streets of Vrindavan at night time...👏👏.....thinking how she will get any clue to start her detective work to save her Ned....by the way it is still night and she is in her red sari......that means she will be successfull......ahhh all izzzzz welll...😃........suddenly people come running.. again with the dandas chasing Lochinver Desi Cuties...😲....Vrindvan is a very strange place...😕..people are always running with their danda.......looks like ammaphycetes has really captured these people........😲..........well they have lost their brains (thats a major symptom)....😕...........Desi cuties tries to play hides and seeks 😉 but is caught........kya desi cuties if you want to play this game then you should have hidden for a bit longer and waited for everyone to go...😕..not just come out after few seconds.........even Vishaka playa better hide and seek than you....😡...look how she completely disappeared from the main sitting area in PB......infront of everyone and then went on to hide in a room.........you should have taken tuitions from her.😲 ok ok.......Coming back to the story......the villagers start to beat Desi cuites.........well they wanted to beat Shastriji in the morning but could not do it so they are doing it now..😲.......Pataka puts her Nancy Drew hat on and realises that Desi Cuties will know stuff.....😃.....so she jumps in pure Pataka style and stops them from hitting Desi Cuties.......Villagers tell her that Desi Cuties has taken money from them.....so Pataka gives them the bangle that her Ned has given to her.....😲.....and the villagers leave happy that even though they could not beat someone they were able to steal stuff from some one else...😡...and they are not Dev/Shastriji/Radhika.........so no one will blame them. Then Pataka asks Desi cuties for the details and cuties refuses to tell her............aeyooooooooo and asks for her diamond ear rings....which pataka hands over.

Then the mahabharat starts........ok ok not really mahabharat............but thats what popped up in my brain.......😳........he tells her that the babies father is most probably Sarak chaap Vikram....Pataka gets a shock that it is Sarak Chap....😲...comon Pataka.....oh sorry comon creatives give the pataka some brains...😡........be good kids and go to the shop from where you buy brains and give her some.......and please stop clanking your empty skulls. of Sorry!!!! .....coming to the story Pataka says that she does not know who called the police that night and Desi Cuties tells her to go to the Police Chowki at Mathura.....now is the funniest scene....😆😆😆😆...the entire police station is sleeping....😆....I thought that Mathura is a big town.....but the hawaldar, inspector everyone are in their lalala land......no wonder people in Vrindavan love their sticks so much...😃,,,,.......so the inspector wakes up and asks Pandu hawaldar who was also sleeping to wake up and bring a file....looks at the file and tells Radhika that it is not possible to get any news before morning so she should apply mustard oil in her nose and go off to sleep......okkkkkkkkk he didn't say that....again my brain is the culprit....😳.............Pandu hawaldar is again off to sleep 😆😆 and Pataka sits outside the station.....Bawre Naina is being played and Pataka and Dev are sad........and they have some lovey dovey talks in their imagination.

Next day Pataka goes in...the inspector tells her that Vikram was in the central jail but someone called Chikna has freed him on bail..😃😃😃😃...........Pataka is more confused that whether this is the same chikna who always pops out like jack in the box......😲......or is this another chikna. Then the next scene.........eat your hearts out girls......😳......its lover boy Dev with chest open to full view....😍..😍😍....all views available front, side, back... .🥳. ok top isn't...........🤪.........well did someone read the Adonis poster?......... ..😉........oh and no one is there to spoil the profile too..😃...my my ! .....Pataka comes there wanting to meet Dev.....well she hasn't seen his chest for some time........☺️...........I did not say that, my brain said that and that part of my body is out of my control...so there!......a guard who is very protective about Devs chest told his wife that she cannot see him...😲...his chest.😛 So Patka goes wandering and comes across her husband...........they have some cootchi coo moments with the music of Bombay in the background...........Tu hi re tu he re tere bine main kaise jiueee.aaja re aaja...........ok ok........I am coming back......I thought these two will start singing..😃....anyway so after some pappi jhappi on Devs palm.....Pataka tells Dev that the father of the baby might be someone called Sadak Chap Vikram....and Dev is surprised!!!!! 😲 yeh lo........I thought Vikram was some dirty secret of the Purohits whom Dev was ready to kill..........ah so the creatives have changed the story...😕😆..that means Dev and the purohits were hallucinating!!! Anyway, Pataka tells him about Chikna and asks for his address.......so Pataka is again going alone on her excursions like she went to Dakshas managers place to get the idols.😲

Now amma dear is looking for proofs to the whereabouts of Vishaka....😡......point to be noted that her round red circles have changed position on her cheek....😆😉...earlier they were more on less at the same height and now one has moved down while the other has moved up.....😉.....so by the time this track finishes, one will have reached the forehead and the other.....I don't want to think about.😲 Satyavadi Devkiji comes in fires her....👏......amma says that Dev is a man.......right amma.....atlast you are right in something...👏....and her poti the purest or pure souls is so beautiful......so Dev might have lost it.......aeyooooooo amma it was exactly the opposite.....Vishaka almost lost it..not once but twice..😡...anyway Satyavadi tells her to back off and that Radhika was not punished but always amma.........so Satyavadi if you knwo that amma was punished why don't you open your gob in front of everyone else. 😡 Amma says no one will help Radhika...anyway Pataka is roaming on the strets......I thought Birju was hanuman and was supposed to help her...😕.......so Radhika sees Vikram....knocks out someones files........and then become the mahan athma by helping that man collect his stuff....then decides that she has to run....and stops behind someone whom she thinks is Sadak chaap Vikram.

Originally posted by: gauranitai

👏 And you drop your bomb again! Fantastic update!

Originally posted by: why3

Misti, you are surpassing yourself everyday. 😆😆😆 I am becoming so addicted to reading your commentry (as opposed to watching CB - well there is still that addiction) that I hope that this kind of episodes go on for at least two more months. My next two months are full of work, so need hilarity to balance the intensity.

Anyway, pataka was on fire and had one and only brain of the day (except for showing surprise). Vikram is now unknown to PF and so he is somebody named Vikram. Well, chikna is already there, so don't need Vikram for more than next two days of CB land.

Question: Is Chikna a reincarnation of some devil? How would he know that while he got Shastriji beaten up, Dev and Radhika would show up and Dev would take the blame for living with an unmarried girl, would have to prove his innocence and therefore he needs to free Vikram so that Radhika can not get to him. So, he is another Horlix guy who did the mani thing for PF in the morning, drove up and down from Delhi to Vrindavan, had time to become shastriji's student, incite the mob and then still had time to free Vikram in a country where there are so many legal hassles. So, I say go Chikna 😆😆. But, now Radhika or at least Dev knows something is fishy with Chikna. So, I wonder if Chikna will show his good side to Radhika again by giving her proofs for Dev's innocence.

Logical question of the day: Now, Radhika and Dev knows the name of Vishaka's baby and all the other stuff. Suppose, Radhika is not able to bring Vikram to Panchayat or he comes but lies. Now, according to Amma if Vishaka comes and says that Dev was her baby's father, then she would be believed. But, on the contrary if sacrificing Radhika tells about Vikram, why would they not believe her. Vishaka is a proven liar and a slut and Radhika is a proven devotee and now a respected Mrs. RP.

Delusional Amma: Are they making her delusional or the dialogues are so crappy? Amma claims that if Vishaka comes and says Dev was her baby's father, then Dev would have to accept Vishaka (a nobody) but give up his legal wife Radhika. Also, Vishaka is so beautiful that even a righteous guy like Dev would fall for her despite being madly in love with Radhika. Do the creatives really want us to think that Vishaka is Miss. World or is it just in Amma's delusional mind.

Misti,