a couple of people have asked why we're called ''Adda'' so I copy-pasted Sanju's intro from YPNHK Annex for people who don't know us
Hello Friends...let me take a minute and introduce ourselves first...we are an offshoot of the celebrated Ria ka Adda - the thread that rocked the KMH forum in I-F. I say its an offshoot since we are a distributary of Ria ka Adda - not all our buddies from there watch the same shows. Hence we created "Adda Annex", kept the name Adda to retain the "flavor" of RKA...after some of our friends enjoyed being in the Bayttaab Dil kee and Pyar ka Bandhan forums, some more wanted to watch this new show.
For those who are new to us, we are an open forum, where anyone and everyone can participate and say anything they want. We love friends and we love talking !! So please join us and feel free to embark on the fun ride.
Okay, so we saw KKsq sharing screen space after 7/8 months!! MUCH ANTICIPATED to say the least!!
Disclaimer- this is rather long and derogatory so feel free to skip read or ignore 😛
Cut to, 'zara nach k dikha' dikha toh mein maanon!! Kat tells me we should appreciate our favorite Jodi, esp Karan cos he had the guts to 'get out of his comfort zone' me thinks he had the guts to get into hot water!! 😆
The show started with two uber lame 'hosts' ye kon hain bhai?? 😕 I apologise cos I don't know a lot of people in Indian television, but am I supposed to know these two jokers?? 😕 Yep, I said jokers and I don't think that's a derogatory comment 😛 😆
Anyway, the judges, starting from Arshad Warsi or 'circuit' jiska intro sunn ker meray brain mein hua 'short circuit' 😆 talk about glorifying someones achievements!! I didn't even know him before he played Sanjay Dutt's sidekick in Munnabhai 😛 and bhai sahib is a choreographer!! 😲 Really, talk about revealing secrets!! 😉 🤣
In comes, Shilpa Shetty + Kundra…and it obviously doesn't mean she's related to Karan Kundra in any way, bhabhi or whatever *rolls eyes* and she came in with her only claim to fame 'UP Bihar' as the BG song!! 🥱 Comes as no surprise…but I almost choked when I saw her enter!! What was that?? 😲 Aladdin's carpet?? 🤣 🤣 Don't tell me she's Jasmine!! 🤣 Arshad almost looked like an improverished Aladdin standing next to her… 🤣 pauper and the princess 🤣 *tch tch* Natz!! They're both married!! 😳 To different people!! 😛 Who cares if Mrs. Kundra is rumored to have caused Mr. Kundra's divorce so she could marry him…😳 we aren't here to discuss her marital life…lets leave it to the tabloids shall we?? 😉 😆
Anyway, thankfully, we had Vaibhavi Merhcant joining this band of silly people and things went on…😳
Off to the 'Mastkalander' boys and 'Masakali' girls
BTW, I think 'mastkalander' boys sounds silly!! 😆Reminds me of the song 'dama dum mastkalander' 🤣
Kapil Nirmal started the proceedings for the boys and I'm not sure if it was a good idea…is it a save the best for last technique?? 😕 I'm not sure how popular Kapil is, so I'm sorry if I've offended fans but I do know that there more popular people in that band of boys and I think it's best to get the best players out first or the audience just flicks over to another channel…👎🏼
The entry was quite fancy I must say, but it reminded me of a Hero Honda ad starring Ganguly and Hrithik Roshan, if anyone here remembers it 😕 😕
In comes a 'Maskali' girl the name's quite funny again…masakali was a kabootar in Delhi 6 yeah?? 😛 So the girls here are like a pigeon?? 😲 Is that a good thing?? 😕 I'm a little confused…😕 I know I wouldn't want to be compared to a pigeon…the guys behind the 'concept' we're not idiots!! 😡 Just cos we watch dance shows that don't require a lot of brains doesn't mean we have low IQ's!! 😡
the entry was bakwas BTW!! 👎🏼 In comes Rashami Desai…where'd she come from again?? 😲 The Himalayas?? Ugh!! 😡 I know recession chal raha hai but saara cost yaheen save karna thaa?? The guy gets a cool bike a the girl gets nada!! The war is on people!! 😡
And really, 'Allah duhai hai'!! what were they doing?? 🤣 Both Kapil and Rashami looked overworked and bored!! 🥱The expressions were so bad! 😆
In comes Angad Hasija…I do know that the guys in Bidaai are overly popular for reasons beyond my comprehension so I'm sorry for any offence caused by my bakwas but was he supposed to be suave or funny or just ridiculous?? 😕No prizes for guessing here!! He was ridiculous!! 👎🏼To teh coreeee!! ZNKD's rendition of Don's famous dialogue and 007 music in the BG with a Laurel and Hardy look on his face just made a terribe khichdi!!👎🏼 And why were the lapels on suit glittering?? Ugh!! Total turnoff!! The guy's married so may be that was deliberate cos his wife doesn't want girls to fall for him…🤣
In comes, Kritika {yippee!! Me thinks} Aditi and another girl…what was that?? I missed the name!! that was 30 sec appearance before Sanjeeda and Aamir took over!! 😲 😡 Booo!! I'm watching this to see KKsq! 😡 Are they mere extras?? 😲 😡 Anway, so Sanjeeda and Aamir popped in onto the set from the 70's…FF!! Sorry no comments
Next up, was that Hazel?? Mirror ko kiss and it broke, yaar itna gunk {read: lipstick} thopay gee toh sheesha tootay ga hee…sorry, me majorly FFing here!!
And I FFed as she tried to woo Shushant Singh Rajput, didn't think it was amusing or seductive or whatever it was supposed to be…😕 and in comes KK, straight out of a wild west movie 😆
I can get away with all the bashing and sarcasm in the world, the girls are quite used to my ramblings but they might come after me with virtual batons if I bash KKm 😛 khair, let's see kya kamal kitta!! 😆
To say I'm severely disappointed would be an understatement!! 😳 But we hardly saw him dance!! And to say dance is all he's been thinking of for weeks!! Duhh!! Did he have absolutely NOTHING to show for it?? 😲 😲 😕 I wouldn't blame the choreographers here…they obviously didn't ask him to dance cos he COULDN'T!! Didn't I say he's stepping into hot water?? 😳 Grrr…okay, no bashing!! 😳Move on to the modern day 'Dhanno' 😡
Hemali Malini was AWESOME as Basanti!! This jig was insult to the character and the movie!! 😡 And what was Abhishek doing in that trio?? 😲 Cheap publicity stunts!! 😡 Why is he hanging around Rakhi if the two can't stand each other?? 😕Or is this show an attempt to bring them together now that Rakhi and Elesh have gone separate ways…😕 😡
Anyway, the intros were really boring!! There was this article were the writer said 'she was bored out of her chaddis'…🤣 I thought it was hilarious but I couldn't understand what it meant…😳 couldn't until I saw this show…and Rakhi's bakwas and Aamir's lame joke about Shilpa hamari side ley gee cos Karan Kundra yahan hai and then Abhishek's mind it…🤣 🤣 *YYYYYYYYYYYaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWwwwwNNNNnnnn* get the hint?? This is the kind of stuff that bores you outta your chaddis!! 🤣
I liked the way they chose their captains, but why write out the names on chits if you had to say them out loud?? 😕Wasting paper and ink!! 😛Do these guys know there are thousands of kids out there who can't afford pen and paper…charity kardo yaar!!😳 Bohot punya lagey ga!!😆
The opening 'takraar' between the captains was a welcome change…thoda boredom se break mila, I managed a smile...😛
Round 1- Khallas
If I watch this show I'll watch it for Vaibhavi!! I don't understand the technicalities of dance and her comments gave words to my thought…the performances were pheeka to say the least but I thought Sanjeeda was better than Abhishek and I agree with Arshad, Rakhi would've given him a run for his money…Shilpa on the other hand had no clue what she was talking about here…all hail the dear departed Jade Goody, 😆 had it not been for her racist comments Shilpa would've been done and dusted!! Jade ne uski life bana di boss!! 😛...wah, this is what I call jaate jaate kisi ko jeewan daan!! Super!! 🤣
Moving to 'apne bare mein kuch batao'…and see what I meant?? Here we go again…please dear God!! I hope this show isn't one big prop for Rakhi ko Abhishek se milao mission!! *yawn yawn*
Round 2-
I thought Aamir was better but Rashmi banked the money so I guess that's all that matters 😛
Round 3- De Dana Dan!!
I don't agree with the judges, talking from a layman's point of view…if it's all about the depth and technicality of dancing then it shouldn't be on TV nai?? 😕 Perform it at a dance school…I was bored…but they're all praising it…so may be I need to take another look 😕 😕
Off to the boys performance and I felt like I was in school sitting through a history lesson, from Lee Enfield 🥱 to Simon Commission 🥱 and Bhagat Singh 🥱 to Ghandiji's sacrifice…using patriotism to conceal your weaknesses isn't good to say the least!! I wanted to see them DANCE!! 😡
It bored me…or may be I was fed up to the point of not being able to comment on anything 😕
And my ordeal ends here…can't say I'll be watching it again
The verdict- KKsq are sideys and it showed…so why watch?? There are better dance shows out there!! 😳
Episode rating: 5/10- Vaibhavi and Aamir and Sanjeeda's dance performances were the highlights for me
Long story short, this is the kind of stuff that BORES YOU OUT OF YOUR CHADDIS!! All the kings horses all the kings men {or whatever it was 😛} couldn't fix humpty dumpty, in the same dhun 😛 all the glitz and glamour and stars couldn't save the show for me!! 😆