Hearts set on fire? Report #3

I was laughing almost as hard as I did during the wedding circus

I'm imagining that this is how the deep thinkers at Sunshine Inc. worked this bit out:

Guys, all the viewers have been clamoring about the complete lack of lovey-dovey-ness, so hey ... here's an idea ... why don't we do it after everyone's safely ensconced at the Pink Palace ... we'll have the Junior T.'s get up to the terrace and be surprised out of their collective gords at how the place got all decked out like a Christmas tree, a wedding, and the Rashtrapati Bhavan on Divali all rolled into one ... and don't forget a posey of flowers around one of the pillars ... never mind if they're shriveled by the time things get underway ... let's not sweat the small stuff ... yeah! That should really get the viewers squealing with delight! Oh ... but wait! How did it get that way? They really complained about that the last time! I know! Let's have Mili be the instigator! She'll even come up to surprise the couple! Yeah! Brilliant! Let's go with it!

So there they are after Mili has smirked, winked, and departed (flying kisses inundating her) ... the breeze flutters our Adonis' hair (oh he does look cute ... ummmmmm) ... then Simi's eyes speak and say "zara thaihairo mere dil" ... then she goes in and emerges in a matter of minutes ... looking like a goddess (except for the damn braid) ... ALL washed up ... new duds ... new jewelry (I want Mili! I want Mili! I want Mili! For my next do) ... he's oblivious ... she beckons him by setting her payal ringing (I'm wondering how do her payal sound as loud as the ghungroo on a Kathak dancer?!!) ... he turns around ... loose comes that tress ... it flutters in the breeze ... his heart is racing ... at Mach 2.5 ... quick, better turn around before I have a cardiac arrest ... and gaze at the stars ... they're about to kiss ... I'm wondering - how are they going to nip this in the bud now? Yup! They do (nip it, not kiss!!)! See, Mili has either timed it perfect or she's been spying on them ... the sky lights up with fireworks! Yipppeeee! Off they go ... behind closed doors ... oh, there was a romantic ditty in the background that was lost on me because I was laughing so hard ...

The Sooraj Bhugvaan (Simi's words) rises (behind that same cloud) ... Hubby Abhi is alone in their bed ... I think that wasn't an authentic Suhaag Raat ... he has ALL his clothes intact ... down to the BELT!!! I bet he even had his shoes on under the covers (I'm getting hysterical as I type this) ... not a hair out of place! She comes in all washed up (again! good!) and says he's gotta not let that job slip out of his hands since he can't take his eyes off of her! Then she suggests he 'freshen up' (phew! finally! good!) and appear downstairs for the family meal ... she goes down to lend a helping hand with the aaloo ke parathe ... with chai ... and is greeted by a smirking, winking Mili... gets so lost in a reverie and pours 4 heaping tablespoons of sugar in the chai ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's up with her first born ... then hubby Abhi appears ... at least his T-shirt is different ... did anyone see which cartoon character was on the back (and he thinks someone's going to give him a job in that getup??!!!) ... but at least he's washed up (I wonder which after-shave lotion?) ... so there's a whole bunch of silliness as the junior T.s flirt with each other ... the shying eyes ... the sidelong glances ... the smiles ... some more shying eyes ... all that coyness ... Abhi is lost in a reverie ... then he rises from the table ... and leads her to the adjoining room and they do some kinda half-a-sed dance (no ghungroo) ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's with her first born's hubby ... no ... he didn't ... he just dreamt it (phew! good!) ...

A sulking BBB is at home ... in white socks ... no shoes (phew! good!) ... Momma B. comes in with aloo ke parathe, dahi, and butter (what a coincidence! wow!) ... "O Gollluuu, betttaa, kha naaa, le main apne haththon se khelaatti hoon ... bechcharra daikh, kitnaaa dubla ho gggya hai tu ... toone to upna orange joooce bhi nahin piya" (I wouldn't have either ... it looked like orange squash) ...

The junior Dagars are out on a chaat eating spree (oh wow! what a novel idea!) ... but ... hold yer horses Omi!! What did you promise the doctor??!! You'd be feeding her junk food??!!! Where are the carrot and celery sticks she ought to be munching??!!! 'Pur ... pur ... mujhe to samajh hi mein nahin aa raha ki main khaoon kya?' she laments ... 'humen pata hai ... chalo pehele meethe se shuru karten hain' .. then they have chole bhature ... then gol-gappe ...

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

I was laughing almost as hard as I did during the wedding circus

I'm imagining that this is how the deep thinkers at Sunshine Inc. worked this bit out:

Guys, all the viewers have been clamoring about the complete lack of lovey-dovey-ness, so hey ... here's an idea ... why don't we do it after everyone's safely ensconced at the Pink Palace ... we'll have the Junior T.'s get up to the terrace and be surprised out of their collective gords at how the place got all decked out like a Christmas tree, a wedding, and the Rashtrapati Bhavan on Divali all rolled into one ... and don't forget a posey of flowers around one of the pillars ... never mind if they're shriveled by the time things get underway ... let's not sweat the small stuff ... yeah! That should really get the viewers squealing with delight! Oh ... but wait! How did it get that way? They really complained about that the last time! I know! Let's have Mili be the instigator! She'll even come up to surprise the couple! Yeah! Brilliant! Let's go with it!

So there they are after Mili has smirked, winked, and departed (flying kisses inundating her) ... the breeze flutters our Adonis' hair (oh he does look cute ... ummmmmm) ... then Simi's eyes speak and say "zara thaihairo mere dil" ... then she goes in and emerges in a matter of minutes ... looking like a goddess (except for the damn braid) ... ALL washed up ... new duds ... new jewelry (I want Mili! I want Mili! I want Mili! For my next do) ... he's oblivious ... she beckons him by setting her payal ringing (I'm wondering how do her payal sound as loud as the ghungroo on a Kathak dancer?!!) ... he turns around ... loose comes that tress ... it flutters in the breeze ... his heart is racing ... at Mach 2.5 ... quick, better turn around before I have a cardiac arrest ... and gaze at the stars ... they're about to kiss ... I'm wondering - how are they going to nip this in the bud now? Yup! They do (nip it, not kiss!!)! See, Mili has either timed it perfect or she's been spying on them ... the sky lights up with fireworks! Yipppeeee! Off they go ... behind closed doors ... oh, there was a romantic ditty in the background that was lost on me because I was laughing so hard ...

The Sooraj Bhugvaan (Simi's words) rises (behind that same cloud) ... Hubby Abhi is alone in their bed ... I think that wasn't an authentic Suhaag Raat ... he has ALL his clothes intact ... down to the BELT!!! I bet he even had his shoes on under the covers (I'm getting hysterical as I type this) ... not a hair out of place! She comes in all washed up (again! good!) and says he's gotta not let that job slip out of his hands since he can't take his eyes off of her! Then she suggests he 'freshen up' (phew! finally! good!) and appear downstairs for the family meal ... she goes down to lend a helping hand with the aaloo ke parathe ... with chai ... and is greeted by a smirking, winking Mili... gets so lost in a reverie and pours 4 heaping tablespoons of sugar in the chai ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's up with her first born ... then hubby Abhi appears ... at least his T-shirt is different ... did anyone see which cartoon character was on the back (and he thinks someone's going to give him a job in that getup??!!!) ... but at least he's washed up (I wonder which after-shave lotion?) ... so there's a whole bunch of silliness as the junior T.s flirt with each other ... the shying eyes ... the sidelong glances ... the smiles ... some more shying eyes ... all that coyness ... Abhi is lost in a reverie ... then he rises from the table ... and leads her to the adjoining room and they do some kinda half-a-sed dance (no ghungroo) ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's with her first born's hubby ... no ... he didn't ... he just dreamt it (phew! good!) ...

A sulking BBB is at home ... in white socks ... no shoes (phew! good!) ... Momma B. comes in with aloo ke parathe, dahi, and butter (what a coincidence! wow!) ... "O Gollluuu, betttaa, kha naaa, le main apne haththon se khelaatti hoon ... bechcharra daikh, kitnaaa dubla ho gggya hai tu ... toone to upna orange joooce bhi nahin piya" (I wouldn't have either ... it looked like orange squash) ...

The junior Dagars are out on a chaat eating spree (oh wow! what a novel idea!) ... but ... hold yer horses Omi!! What did you promise the doctor??!! You'd be feeding her junk food??!!! Where are the carrot and celery sticks she ought to be munching??!!! 'Pur ... pur ... mujhe to samajh hi mein nahin aa raha ki main khaoon kya?' she laments ... 'humen pata hai ... chalo pehele meethe se shuru karten hain' .. then they have chole bhature ... then gol-gappe ...

At the BBB-den: Ring-ring! 'Abbe kaun hai bey? oye ... tere ko to Bhabhi bulaa ke maine to upna bedhagurrag kur liya ... vo stay-order le aaye!!!!' ... 'Kya?!! Tumne to bataya hi nahin!' ... 'Kyoon! Telegram bhijvaata kya?' ... Anita soliloquizes 'what??!! everything is hunky-dorey at the Pink Palace??!!' ... Yup Anita! You ought to hear the singing hearts there!

I waslaughing almost as hard as I did during the wedding circus

Except the wedding circus it was quiet and this time the July 4^th from Rashtrapati bhavan⭐️😆

I'm imagining that this is how the deep thinkers at Sunshine Inc. worked this bit out:

To please you dear is their destination....💔........... but they are failing miserably.....................uhhhhhh

Let's have Mili be the instigator! She'll even come up to surprise the couple! Yeah! Brilliant! Let's go with it!

Better Mill than ANUJ to do the honors The Casanova tried it twice and flunked big time both times 😒 from the lecturer. 😕 This was the Sun shiner's attempt for a newer version and with your post they got to try it the 4^th time again. Well practice makes it perfect!!!!!!!!👍🏼

he turns around ... loose comes that tress ... it flutters in the breeze ... his heart is racing ... at Mach 2.5 ... quick, better turn around before I have a cardiac arrest ... and gaze at the stars ... they're about to kiss ... I'm wondering - how are they going to nip this in the bud now? Yup! They do (nip it, not kiss!!)!

The breeze is STAYING .😕. darling he hasn't showered yet and needs that for the intimate scene. The cardiac arrest is another topic after the aloo parathas and the butter forcefully given to he poor gollu.... cause mama's boy is so weaaaaaaak. while at it the 6sp...sugar need to be checked out too. I'm wondering where they are going to nip all those parathas for breakfast????ON THEIR BUTTS🤣

See, Mili has either timed it perfect or she's been spying on them ... the sky lights up with fireworks! Yipppeeee! Off they go ... behind closed doors ... oh, there was a romantic ditty in the background that was lost on me because I was laughing so hard

Spying on them now !!!!!!!!!!!!you noticed!!!!!!if you call those goo eyes that.......... per unko Mille to hai ek hi sahi...................The closing of the door was for our benefits to keep the peeping eyes away.....so not to fill 10 .......pager in critiquing them again........ but we are doing it anyways . Old habits die hard. Always want to peep through the closed doors. Hats off to Abhi he did pick her up even for few seconds. Give him the credit for that . 🤣 The cameraman fell though in the process and the scene was blurred.🤣

The Sooraj Bhugvaan (Simi's words) rises (behind that same cloud) ... Hubby Abhi is alone in their bed ... I think that wasn't an authentic Suhaag Raat ... he has ALL his clothes intact ... down to the BELT!!! I bet he even had his shoes on under the covers

Now This is what we call a blooper and you will call it a??🤬 ……….. What were they thinking of showing the belt longer than the whole damn good morning scene without brushing their teeth. 😃... and focusing on the belt. The shoes now... you see why the doors were closed …🤬…………….to save them the trouble from your genius skillful writing and giving them hard time with their first night.😉

T-shirt is different ... did anyone see which cartoon character was on the back (and he thinks someone's going to give him a job in that getup??!!!)

D........... he has a collection of the job hunting wear and the casual wear although the footwear is a different story. I bet tomorrow he wears the full sleeve purple shirt of the job which just came back from the nukkad dry cleaners.😆their personal dhobi.

A sulking BBB is at home ... in white socks ... no shoes (phew! good!) ... Momma B. comes in with aloo ke parathe, dahi, and butter (what a coincidence! wow!) ... "O Gollluuu, betttaa, kha naaa, le main apne haththon se khelaatti hoon ... bechcharra daikh, kitnaaa dubla ho gggya hai tu ... toone to upna orange joooce bhi nahin piya" (I wouldn't have either ... it looked like orange squash)

Orange squash yuck so sorry D got to leave these one and no comments..... let the AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION deal with this one.

The junior Dagars are out on a chaat eating spree (oh wow! what a novel idea!) ... but ... hold yer horses Omi!! What did you promise the doctor??!! You'd be feeding her junk food??!!! Where are the carrot and celery sticks she ought to be munching??!!! 'Pur ... pur ... mujhe to samajh hi mein nahin aa raha ki main khaoon kya?' she laments ... 'humen pata hai ... chalo pehele meethe se shuru karten hain' .. then they have chole bhature ... then gol-gappe

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON 😲

CAME IN HANDY 👏👏

At the BBB-den: Ring-ring! 'Abbe kaun hai bey? oye ... tere ko to Bhabhi bulaa ke maine to upna bedhagurrag kur liya ... vo stay-order le aaye!!!!' ... 'Kya?!! Tumne to bataya hi nahin!' ... 'Kyoon! Telegram bhijvaata kya?' ... Anita soliloquizes 'what??!! everything is hunky-dorey at the Pink Palace??!!' ... Yup Anita! You ought to hear the singing hearts there!

Bhalla was at his worst for him and best for us. He really needed to go and momma was feeding him more and delaying the natural calling😆. Loved the last part……… the telegram…😛……. and the one where he goes aap bahar jao abhi ke abhi bahar jao and leave me alone with my tanhaaaiyan. POOR GOLLU JI😲 He got to go!!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

I was laughing almost as hard as I did during the wedding circus

I'm imagining that this is how the deep thinkers at Sunshine Inc. worked this bit out:

Guys, all the viewers have been clamoring about the complete lack of lovey-dovey-ness, so hey ... here's an idea ... why don't we do it after everyone's safely ensconced at the Pink Palace ... we'll have the Junior T.'s get up to the terrace and be surprised out of their collective gords at how the place got all decked out like a Christmas tree, a wedding, and the Rashtrapati Bhavan on Divali all rolled into one ... and don't forget a posey of flowers around one of the pillars ... never mind if they're shriveled by the time things get underway ... let's not sweat the small stuff ... yeah! That should really get the viewers squealing with delight! Oh ... but wait! How did it get that way? They really complained about that the last time! I know! Let's have Mili be the instigator! She'll even come up to surprise the couple! Yeah! Brilliant! Let's go with it!

So there they are after Mili has smirked, winked, and departed (flying kisses inundating her) ... the breeze flutters our Adonis' hair (oh he does look cute ... ummmmmm) ... then Simi's eyes speak and say "zara thaihairo mere dil" ... then she goes in and emerges in a matter of minutes ... looking like a goddess (except for the damn braid) ... ALL washed up ... new duds ... new jewelry (I want Mili! I want Mili! I want Mili! For my next do) ... he's oblivious ... she beckons him by setting her payal ringing (I'm wondering how do her payal sound as loud as the ghungroo on a Kathak dancer?!!) ... he turns around ... loose comes that tress ... it flutters in the breeze ... his heart is racing ... at Mach 2.5 ... quick, better turn around before I have a cardiac arrest ... and gaze at the stars ... they're about to kiss ... I'm wondering - how are they going to nip this in the bud now? Yup! They do (nip it, not kiss!!)! See, Mili has either timed it perfect or she's been spying on them ... the sky lights up with fireworks! Yipppeeee! Off they go ... behind closed doors ... oh, there was a romantic ditty in the background that was lost on me because I was laughing so hard ...

The Sooraj Bhugvaan (Simi's words) rises (behind that same cloud) ... Hubby Abhi is alone in their bed ... I think that wasn't an authentic Suhaag Raat ... he has ALL his clothes intact ... down to the BELT!!! I bet he even had his shoes on under the covers (I'm getting hysterical as I type this) ... not a hair out of place! She comes in all washed up (again! good!) and says he's gotta not let that job slip out of his hands since he can't take his eyes off of her! Then she suggests he 'freshen up' (phew! finally! good!) and appear downstairs for the family meal ... she goes down to lend a helping hand with the aaloo ke parathe ... with chai ... and is greeted by a smirking, winking Mili... gets so lost in a reverie and pours 4 heaping tablespoons of sugar in the chai ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's up with her first born ... then hubby Abhi appears ... at least his T-shirt is different ... did anyone see which cartoon character was on the back (and he thinks someone's going to give him a job in that getup??!!!) ... but at least he's washed up (I wonder which after-shave lotion?) ... so there's a whole bunch of silliness as the junior T.s flirt with each other ... the shying eyes ... the sidelong glances ... the smiles ... some more shying eyes ... all that coyness ... Abhi is lost in a reverie ... then he rises from the table ... and leads her to the adjoining room and they do some kinda half-a-sed dance (no ghungroo) ... Momma S. cannot fathom what's with her first born's hubby ... no ... he didn't ... he just dreamt it (phew! good!) ...

A sulking BBB is at home ... in white socks ... no shoes (phew! good!) ... Momma B. comes in with aloo ke parathe, dahi, and butter (what a coincidence! wow!) ... "O Gollluuu, betttaa, kha naaa, le main apne haththon se khelaatti hoon ... bechcharra daikh, kitnaaa dubla ho gggya hai tu ... toone to upna orange joooce bhi nahin piya" (I wouldn't have either ... it looked like orange squash) ...

The junior Dagars are out on a chaat eating spree (oh wow! what a novel idea!) ... but ... hold yer horses Omi!! What did you promise the doctor??!! You'd be feeding her junk food??!!! Where are the carrot and celery sticks she ought to be munching??!!! 'Pur ... pur ... mujhe to samajh hi mein nahin aa raha ki main khaoon kya?' she laments ... 'humen pata hai ... chalo pehele meethe se shuru karten hain' .. then they have chole bhature ... then gol-gappe ...

At the BBB-den: Ring-ring! 'Abbe kaun hai bey? oye ... tere ko to Bhabhi bulaa ke maine to upna bedhagurrag kur liya ... vo stay-order le aaye!!!!' ... 'Kya?!! Tumne to bataya hi nahin!' ... 'Kyoon! Telegram bhijvaata kya?' ... Anita soliloquizes 'what??!! everything is hunky-dorey at the Pink Palace??!!' ... Yup Anita! You ought to hear the singing hearts there!