She bawls and bawls and he's misplaced his - Page 2

Originally posted by: femmedivine

OY VE!!!
for the simpull purpozz of clariphikashun...u dudettes..the line and its pun..was MINE!!MINE!!MINE!!! not thine!! thine!!..yea..ya get the drift ??
aise cheekhne se line teri nahin ho jati........ :P

u boths are way behind me's in ze kinks dept..so there..
i have to agree with u here......... but then u werent the one pulled up by ms. manners remember?? that distinction belongs to moi

so...the serial has apparently progressed the way of the tortoise...plodding along to its... far across in the distance..(and spaces between us...just blame celine dion!!)
eeeu celine dion..... u need to tune into another station gal

...but how ..oh how does it manage to go on...near, far..wherever the heck ya guys's brains are...i do believe that your merry TRP heart is really goin on...and so..you'll stay..forever ..this way...and hopefully encounter the Titanic on your way into the merry depths of inanity..(one can..and one truly...does hope)
the unfortunate thing abt this descent is that they will still manage to prolong it for a yr b4 sinking

...Do not, by the way...touch any of the crockery...they are considered relics..and so are you all ( sorry marc anthony)
marc anthony....... i like (some of the time) and the crockery pattern........ i like (all of the time)....... and yeah i know i got my priorities right :D

..all relic men..and err..women( tho i do hope that sex is in an absolute minority..as i do believe that women are smarter...oops!! used the sex word..hey that's twice...shall i get cited for ..gosh!! blush!! horror!! secret thrill!!..obscenity...!!!..wonder how we crossed a billion plus anyways....man!! we have WAAAYYY to many storks in our homeland!!

naaah u can only aspire to such heights.......... me on the other hand......... been there done that 😆.................. get cited i mean 😆

alors..to the serail then...no that is no typo...sort of a bad rhyme on derail..which is where the plot presently is ...or was..or whattheheckever!!...so abhi still does not have a job...check!! wimpeyface just developed one vertebra in chucking wifey out and then returned to his usual boneless state...check!!!😆
well! acc to the super nerd, shes claiming to be preggers..... mebbe wimpey face can aaphur sum clariphicashun as to when the event happened. last time i checked she was waiting for tkts to s'pore. or do u suppose sunshiners are taking Botany 101 lessons to the extreme and claiming first ever wind pollination in history?? 😆

...airhead-sis still looks constipated..(is that a symptom of pregnancy??)

err no ...... symptom of pregnancy is 'what doesnt come out of one end usually comes out the other'

and is still without any functional cortical use .....check!!...and of course...monochromaticsox now has added a cravat to his mangy repertoire...oh!! please do not compare him to Brumell...that gent apparently had some looks and a whole lotta brains...this is more like...mera naam hai PREM CHOPRA...leer!!leer!!

😆 😆 remember that movie............ mera naaaaaam haaaai shabnam pyaar se log mujhe shabbo kehte hain 😆

😆and madame cougar!! still bawling out on a usual basis...oh how sad!! ...check!!! btw...did marriage reduce chocolat truffle to a twinkie!!! there has been a complete and sad nullification of the ummmm!! delishhhh!! factor... 😕

the delishhh factor is gone!

and yeah...mr.ireallyneedteethwhitening..bhalla is back...he at least adds some action in the totally non-action plot...ever notice how the villains and vamps always seem to have more fun!!

not to mention better clothes, their own special background music, special make-up etc etc
seriously...celibacy is so damn over-rated..or this a sub-liminal advocacy of birth control 🤔

have i missed anything else???...mebbe not!!!



oh yeah ...and la femme is back!!
and hopefully recovered from a severe case of istanbulitis

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

but then u werent the one pulled up by ms. manners remember?? that distinction belongs to moi

That's a dubious distinction all right - since sumtimes methinks you was raised by having the hair on yer head yanked! Ouch!! 😆
not exactly tho i did get a good spanking (and in hindsight deserved it too :D) but im living proof of y that approach doesnt work 😃😈

the unfortunate thing abt this descent is that they will still manage to prolong it for a yr b4 sinking

Are you sure?!! Is that a promise?!! So ... lemme see the ordeal started back in Sept last year? Less than 6 months more and we'll be free?!! Yaaaay!!!

me has moved on......... to better pickings elsewhere

get cited i mean 😆

Hey Kiddo! Look at the bright side - we're both comrade in arms ... 'cept I'm also getting the 'cold shoulder' ... somone's keeping their nose above water and simply deigning not to respond ... cite em ... trash em ... ignore em ... repeat as needed ... could we get a rendition of 'immoderation' in Dion's voice? 😆

dion again?? eeeeu
my mornin began with 'apple bottom jeans' :D and progressed low low low low (listen to the song by Flo Rida if u wanna know wot i mean) i tuned out when it reached the 14 yr olds fav band Paramore and i swear if i have to listen to lady gaga and beyonce singing telephone one more time, somebody is gonna get it

suppose sunshiners are taking Botany 101 lessons to the extreme and claiming first ever wind pollination in history

No ... I'm still advocating parthenogenesis ... it was reported to have happened at least once - 2000 years ago ... prepare for the 'second coming' 😕

not to mention better clothes,

BETTER CLOTHES?!!!! On KB?!!!! What are you suffering from?!! Houstonitis? Do we need to perform a Texasotomy on you?!! There has not been ONE instance of decent garb on that serial (no not even when the erstwhile choc. truffle marched down the aisle in white) ... if one thing appears to have been thought through, another part of the same character leaves you stunned ... have you seen the getup they have Mrs. Dagar Jr. parading around in? In one scene where she's rifling thru drawers (the wooden kind) you can see her dupatta pasted to her behind ... and for having married into such a well-heeled family, she has one jewelry set (including that bloody tika) and 4 outfits ... hell, we've even seen Daadi Amma with a new set of gold ... and a second outfit 😕

oi has the most recent increase in pollution in CA affected ur brains?? super nerd i meant in serials other than KB or any serial on Zee TV. The villains clothes are far more interesting and if the show is on Sony then some of the stuff is downright gawjuss!!

lets c wot happens tdy (waiting for ur report......... and yes ur elected to be the official reporter look at it as ur good deed for the day...... i.e. saving us from torture :D) since mrs.t jr. has apparently agreed to spend a night with bhalla and demi moore she aint.

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

not exactly tho i did get a good spanking (and in hindsight deserved it too :D) but im living proof of y that approach doesnt work 😃😈

I'm dead against corporal punishment ... I knew it has some real serious ill-effects ... but glad it kept yer sense of humor intact ... you'd be insufferable without that 😃

u wudnt be against spanking if u knew me way bak then 😆 ......... im awsum period........ the sense of humor is purely incidental

dion again?? eeeeu

OK ... you pick ... but I think a song on 'immoderation' is long overdue ... you gotta get wind of the latest (I'll send you the link) ... evidently down in your end of the woods 'red-neck' types (not mah words) are beginning to see the merits of Indian soaps ... just cut their teeth on KB ... some teeth I imagine ... mine have been filed down already ... kinda like the custom of filing canines in Hindu Bali so as to not appear demonic 😃

have a listen 😆
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FecqjeUOJQ

this is the version i prefer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_U-9OvDNeg&feature=related


what i find most amazing is that the teen n tween actually know the 'lyrics'

oi has the most recent increase in pollution in CA affected ur brains??

It must have!! I didn't realize that there was an Iceland Volcano type eruption here ... better not venture out of the house without a mask and oxygen tank until it all blows southeastwards ... oh wait! I think it's already there!

did u know that SF is the greenest city in the US n houston is the least......... just had a eureka moment 😆

or any serial on Zee TV.

You know Yasu, I'm dead certain that one criterion to get a job for a serial on Zee is a completely atrophied visual cortex ... and I think everyone should be warned of the dangers ... overexposure to their color sense will surely kill yours ...

lets c wot happens tdy (waiting for ur report......... and yes ur elected to be the official reporter look at it as ur good deed for the day...... i.e. saving us from torture

Oh nice!! I ain't doin' no penance for nuttin' ... but I'll try and keep y'all regaled for the times when I can hold down the drivel long enough to regurgitate it on 'screen'

told u to watch the other stuff....... its good......... atleast for now. waise bhi i enjoy tv shows most when they show the long suffering protagonists taking revenge....... kinda appeals to the devil within i guess :D
i cant stand the long silent suffering watering pot types.