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Kool reporting from base ........More Fun in Varsha's wedding . .
The standard way of enjoying in PR seems seating the families on opposite divans and Vaishu compering and all getting up like a school child and doing one dance . Chalo , ok , fine , better than that rona dhona , but seriously scriptwriters shud show the fun in a more effortless manner .
Heee Heee Heee . After a very appropriate song in which Satish { Muvaaa] sang Dilbur Mere Kab Tak mujhe aise tadpaoge to our fiery Gundi who has been tadpofying him for a long time now , The interesting dance of the Elderly Wimps started .
The Laughing Wmp and Chubby Face had a genuine happy and romantic moment on Chod Do Aanchal zamana kya kahega and The Laughing Wimp rocked . He Laughed even more than usual [ a most happy , dear little man] and NO you naughty ones ...it was NOT hysterical this time.
Bunface showed who was boss by acting uppity even in the song .........putting her hands on her hips while Haal Kaisa Hai Janaab ka was played . The Sleepy Wimp , who is quite a sport [ Satish oh so obviously takes after his father] is also quite , quite romantic guys . He was romantically flirting with BUnface who obviously enjoys strutting more than romance .
Incidentally , during Satish and Varsha's song , At the line Kab TAK MUJHE AISE TADPAOGE Sleepy Wimp nudged Bunface meaningfuly . Guys , guys , its clear . He isn't getting ANY . The poor darling . No wonder he has taken refuge in sleeping all the time.
I really dont know why Vinod and Manju are never given a couple dance and always a family dance only . Vinod dances very well , as he later showed .
The Duffer Deshmukhs watched sadly and Savita joined her son after the desired shock effect . But I am sure , her dance at the Gundi's wedding will rock more .
The Gunda Khandaan ......Mother and son duo watched sourly . Guys I do wish the creatives give the TIGER the opportunity to dance . I do so want to see him dance with Vandu , who is a fab dancer . Why make him sit and waste him like that ? Please creatives ? Since he is so lustful give him those salsa steps . What say Hope ?😆 Those horribly aggressive ones . As if he is gonna rape there itself on the dance floor but somehow controls himself . While others watch with SHOCK .Ha ? Whaddya think guys . I'm alll set .
Not to be outdone , The Gunda cornered Bunface to tell her about the Gundi's affair . Have u eaten something or no ?She asked with false courtesy and affection . Guys , guys , people really must stop asking Bunface if she has eaten or no . She is enough rotund as she is . Then she cleverly went on to ask her if her frank , honest bahu had been frank and honest about her affair with her married boss .
Bunface was shocked . She was so shocked that she tottered outside without saying Excuse me to the Gunda and started advancing softly and menacingly towards her bahu . The Gunda meanwhile rushed towards her children to warn them NOT to miss this one and The Gunda Gang watched this scene from afar , their chests heaving and eyebrows rising with Bunface's slow footsteps . The Gunda's goofy beti was uneasy again .Her Mom always made her tummy churn in fear , ever since childhood and she sometimes ....just sometimes wished she had NOT been exactly born in this ADAM'S FAMILY . But The Tiger , her dashing sibling , who is more appreciative of his Mom's stunts as he has inherited her reckless and cruel love of danger in a higher proportion than his milk sop sister , shushed her and beckoned her to just relax and ENJOY .
Unfortunately the walk tired Bunface who cud only think of WATER by the time she reached the Gundi . Guys , all this is due to lack of exercise and we must take a lesson from this today itself . That if we don't walk daily , we will become like Bunface and gasp for water even after such soft , slow steps . Paani ....Beti Mujhe Paani Laa Do she gasped , and the concerned Gundi , after one look at her face murmured Of course ! And rushed to get some .
Annoyed , The Gunda , who truly desrves a PHD for disrupting functions in other people's homes , cornered her goofy friend ONCE MORE . I simply cudn't do it , said Bunface , bewildered by all this . Ek Toh she is pretty much vacant in the upper storey of the brain and rarely uses the few grey cells God has given her , content to be led by her friend , THE GUNDA. For instance it DID NOT STRIKE HER THAT WHY THE HELL IS THE GUNDA TRYING TO BREAK UP THIS MARRAIGE THIS BLATANTLY . Besides , I LOVE SATISH , she wept . The BUNface truly does love him guys . Sensing smartly that its best to let go at this moment , the intelligent Gunda , who is not the gang boss for nothing , immediately changed her tactics and pretended to appreciate her friend's large heartedness .
Miss Shakkar was NOT missing her sister's sangeet ceremony a bit .She was happily bustling around in the chawl home , playing nurse to the Pyasi Atma who watched it all most unhappily . She Gave her medicenes , then water , then tucked her in , and sat down to cut an apple for her . Insaaniyat Baba , who so determinedly dOES NOT ASK about MISS SHAKKAR , phoned her to ask her solicitously how she was feeling .The Pyasi Atma perked up a little .She felt better . Im Ok , she said , her malevolent eyes softening a little at her lover's voice . Now that U PHONED I am feeling better . KEEP PHONING ME LIKE THIS ONLY . All for Miss Shakkar's benefit , of course . To rub it in as a woman . But Miss Shakkar did not seem to mIND AT ALL . She looked so serene , so serene , that infuriated , the Pyasi Atma wanted to get up without her help and go to the calendar and do her therapeutic crossing of the dates that she does sharp at eleven every night [ or was it ten ?] to remind herself that very soon she will be rid of this specimen . But Miss Shakkar scolded her as if she was an errant child and HERSELF went and crossed the date .
This is what u wanted to do na ? there , I have done it for u , said Miss Shakkar like an immaculate Madonna .
The Pyasi Atma goggled at her , zapped . Hey ! She said , unable to digest that much sugar . Hey ! This is not fair ! I mean ..HEY ! This ain't DONE ! What r u trying to prove , ha ? That Ur sumthing great , MAHAAN ? Ha ?
Not at all , said Miss Shakkar , beaming . I did it FOR U .
But Hey ! What r U getting from all this , ha ?
Happiness , said Miss Shakkar . Pure Joy . Of the finest quality , that even GOds don't enjoy . If crossing the dates gives u pleasure , That is what I shall ensure u will always have , My dear Child .
Hey ! said The Pyasi Atma like a deflated balloon , miserable that even this pleasure was taken away by this insufferable specimen Doesn't this remind U of your DIVORCE ?Ha ? That only few days r left for it ?Ha ?
No Paper or court can make it happen , said Miss Shakkar serenely , clearly on a very high plane , frightening the Pyasi Atma , who frankly wondered if she wud levitate or something . I am married to him in Spririt and it always shall be so .
Unknown to herself , as she basked in that elevated spritual escstasy , Miss Shakkar won as a woman .There was FRIGHT in the Pyasi Atma's eyes and salt ....sorry , SUGAR was rubbed in her wounds by MISS SHAKKAR for a change .
The Gundi demanded that Jeeju and Tai shud give her away in her marraige .Let them do the Kanyadaan as this will be something for them to remember . We make these customs for our HAPPINESS .
Much as I appreciate the noble thoughts , guys this IS NOT DONE . Not when DAD and MOM are alive .If Dad dies and ELder Bro is alive , He does it .Chubby Face was right for once . And Customs r not just for Happiness , but for Long term managing of Societal norms .
But surprisingly , Shareef Manju supported it . She was still feeling pretty shareef after that episode , and since no one had ever called her that before , she was on a clear High . Yes aai , she coaxed Chubby Face . Let them do it .
Chubby Face , who can deny anything to her BEtis But NOT to her bahu, Gave in .
P.S : It seems Insaaniyat Baba and Miss Shakkar r doomed to remain a Virgin Duo only .All the children being given to them by PR creatives r the ones not from their loins , but like these . Like The Pavitra bachcha and Now Varshu who will be their daughter after this Kanyadaan .Meaning is clear .........They r tooo Holy to consummate and have their OWN . So don't raise ur hopes .
Interesting point :
PRECAP : Archu asking PERMISSION to wear the magic Mangalsutra once more .
My premonition is After all that dance shravni will have labour pains in mandap ?
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