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Med school aspirations anybody?😳
If yeah, then lets look at some tips from our very own Sanjeevani doctors and interns about how to be a successful "doctor"! shall we now!😉
So, first thing that all aspiring doctors should know is that doctors come to hospital for patients...to treat them from their heart break..ooops ..sorry for the typo...heart attacks is what i meant!
Second thing to note is that aspiring doctors should NOT consider the hospital as their "drawing room" where they can draw pretty pictures...instead they should know how to draw blood from people!
Third thing to notice is that there is a weirdly remarkable similarity between a boot camp and a hospital! both have a drill Sergeant who orders you your "duties" and expects an "Clear Sergeant" after every concluding statement! oh! and don't forget the "Disperse" command...then "left right left right left right left" through the hallways!
Fourth important lesson is that one needs to acquire the skill of reading someone's pulse via stethoscope placed on the sternum or the chest!
Fifth necessary tip to learn is that doctor needs to be savvy with utilizing Bunsen burner for carrying out the organic chemisty reactions in hospital lab on the urine samples collected from patients! yeah there's no use of a microscope in this hospital! one can tell the etiology and pathology of a disease using colorful chemicals and Bunsen burners!
Sixth important thing is that doctors discuss important cases in the reception area of the hospital while welcoming customers..errr patients. This a new business strategy to attract more patients to their hospital..after all they have to pay their tuition loans too!
Seventh thing to note is that unlike what you might have heard from people, there is no such thing as "dress code" for doctors! you can wear whatever you like! bling-bling is welcome with open eyes!
eight thing to notice is that no matter what your specialty is, you have to follow the drill sergeant's orders of what cases you might handle! this means that a gynecologist might have to handle a neurosurgery if the drill sergeant says so..!
and yada yada yada........
don't hesitate to add more! it might come handy for those who aspire to be doctors!😉
If yeah, then lets look at some tips from our very own Sanjeevani doctors and interns about how to be a successful "doctor"! shall we now!😉
So, first thing that all aspiring doctors should know is that doctors come to hospital for patients...to treat them from their heart break..ooops ..sorry for the typo...heart attacks is what i meant!
Second thing to note is that aspiring doctors should NOT consider the hospital as their "drawing room" where they can draw pretty pictures...instead they should know how to draw blood from people!
Third thing to notice is that there is a weirdly remarkable similarity between a boot camp and a hospital! both have a drill Sergeant who orders you your "duties" and expects an "Clear Sergeant" after every concluding statement! oh! and don't forget the "Disperse" command...then "left right left right left right left" through the hallways!
Fourth important lesson is that one needs to acquire the skill of reading someone's pulse via stethoscope placed on the sternum or the chest!
Fifth necessary tip to learn is that doctor needs to be savvy with utilizing Bunsen burner for carrying out the organic chemisty reactions in hospital lab on the urine samples collected from patients! yeah there's no use of a microscope in this hospital! one can tell the etiology and pathology of a disease using colorful chemicals and Bunsen burners!
Sixth important thing is that doctors discuss important cases in the reception area of the hospital while welcoming customers..errr patients. This a new business strategy to attract more patients to their hospital..after all they have to pay their tuition loans too!
Seventh thing to note is that unlike what you might have heard from people, there is no such thing as "dress code" for doctors! you can wear whatever you like! bling-bling is welcome with open eyes!
eight thing to notice is that no matter what your specialty is, you have to follow the drill sergeant's orders of what cases you might handle! this means that a gynecologist might have to handle a neurosurgery if the drill sergeant says so..!
and yada yada yada........
don't hesitate to add more! it might come handy for those who aspire to be doctors!😉
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