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Kool reporting from base , Shaadi preparations in PR in full swing .
The Pyasi Atma blasted Miss Shakkar again today guys , and rightly so . I know , I know , many find The Pyasi Atma hateful , but be reasonable guys , she has a full right to have her opinions about who should care for her . At least THAT a person should be allowed to decide ? Yes or No ? ha ? Miss Shakkar simply takes over , and forces others to take her sugar injections , whether they want it or not .
She first tried to stop the Pyasi Atma from doing work in the kitchen . Upon which The Pyasi Atma , bugged that she had no chance to show HER cooking skills bcoz of the blasted Pavitra Bachcha in her tummy , snapped .
You do whatttever work u want to do AFTER the delivery , said Miss Shakkar knowledgeably .
Ha ! After the delivery you won't be here to see if I am doing the work or no , THANKFULLY u will be GONE ......said the Pyasi Atma nastily , her tone showing hysterical relief . How Many times I told u .........This is FINAL TIME OK . DON"T POKE YOUR NOSE IN MY AFFAIRS .
Miss Shakkar was hurt . She made that silent , stricken face that she makes when she firmly resolves NOT TO LISTEN . Which means that OF COURSE I AM GONNA POKE MY NOSE AGAIN AS I HAVE NOT MINDED AT ALL WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID .
The Pyasi Atma then tried to cook but she only got as far as lifting a vegetable tray . Something happened to her , and holding her tummy she began to bawl .
Guys , others don't know it , but I HAVE FIGURED OUT what happened and since u r my best friends , Im gonna share it with u . Guys , guys , the Pavitra Bachcha actually LIKES MISS SHAKKAR and is ON HER SIDE . He decided to punish his evil , ungrateful Mommy like Bharat punished Kaikeyi and to rub it in , he decided to put his mommy totally in her rival's hands . The Pavitra Bachcha , who has been a silent listener from INSIDE of all the duels between mommy and Miss Shakkar , has now decided to grow sides . One doesn't need a sonografy here to determine if his brain has been formed . IT HAS , trust me .
Miss Shakkar was delighted to take charge . She not only rushed to hold The Pyasi Atma , risking full chances of getting slapped or pushed , but even rushed to get a doctor . Then , dissatisfied with that limited seva , she took full charge and asked the Doctor about how to cook the Pyasi Atma's diet , etc . She needs full BED REST warned the corny Doctor . Of course , said Miss Shakkar , delighted at the prospect of giving The Pyasi Atma a bedpan . The Pyasi Atma stared unhappily at the ceiling , cursing the Pavitra Bachcha and resolving to spank his baby butt the moment he came out of her womb .
Chubby Face had made not just POHE but also SHEERA for Insaaniyat Baba . In the rush of wedding preparations , DOUBLE DOUBLE BREAKFAST . It seems Insaaniyat Baba does NOT eat anything and works on an empty stomach full day at sasural , doing any work that comes his way for the wedding , NOT GIVING HIS GARAGE PROBLEM A THOUGHT . Multipurpose Tarun is managing it . Both , Miss Shakkar and Insaaniyat Baba r least bothered about their only source of income . They r busy slogging their butt off for higher purposes in life ........like working like unpaid servants for the very people who royally insulted them and firmly making a place for themselves in THEIR hearts , whether they like it [ Like Chubby Face] Or NOT [ Like Savita] . Chubby Face incidentally , is a little chaalu . She is seeing how Insaaniyat Baba is slogging , YET she opted for her bahu 's feelings again and invited HER nasty mom , and NOT insaaniyat Baba's Family that has got used to INSULTS by now . Can't bear to see her pouting face , she confided freely to her daughter , THE GUNDI . But The GUNDI , who had absolutely no problems with seeing her vahini pouting once in a while, disagreed , put her foot firmly down and took matters in her own hands . Muvaa . Thats why I like her guys .
The Nail Biter who has wrecked Insaaniyat Baba's life , did not leave an opportunity of putting him in his place . Don't give my daughter chocolates please , she nastily told Insaaniyat Baba .They will spoil her teeth . She can always bite her nails just like me whenever she gets the cravings , was her firm , frank , opinion . Insaaniyat Baba was dejected as he really liked Punni . He even heard THE NAIL BITER saying BADA AAYA RISHTA BANANEWAALA but that didn't stop him from 'SAVING' The Nail biter when she got caught in a sticky situation .
Yes Guys .Insaaniyat Baba's list of SAVED ONES has increased again . This time , he saved his WORST ENEMY , the NAIL BITER . Some chaalu chor quietly put a necklace in her shopping bag at the jewellery shop , and the NAIL BITER was hauled for once over the coals by at least the jewellery shop people , who had PITY on us viewers . You chaalu woman , pretending to be a hi society woman and doing all these thefts .........I know your type , said the Shop owner nastily to a frightened NAIL BITER . { How true .] No No , Im not like tHAT , stammered the flabbergasted NAIL BITER . What she meant to say was that this thing is right up My bro's alley , NOT MINE . I do the subtler jobs doled out to me by my MOM . But The jewellery Shop owner was hell bent on calling the police . { Guys I don't care that he looks extremely corny and more suited for the role of the fourth gunda In Ajit's rape gang, I almost fell in love with him for a second .]
But Of course Insaaniyat Baba rescued the Nail Biter . Don't you dare talk to her Like that , he told the Shop Owner .Look at her face . It Is the face of a SHAREEF woman . Can't u see how SHAREEF it is ?Ha ? The owner looked , and He frankly cudn't see it that way at all . His experienced eyes obviously told him another story ........that this woman was anything but SHAREEF and that she had sprung from an even more UNSHAREEF WOMB , but Insaaniyat Baba said
Go look at your security camera first . Go . Till Then we will not budge from here . I bet you this woman is INNOCENT . [ He wud have betted with his garage , unfortunately he doesnt even own it anymore .]
Well , he was proven right . The Shop owner returned , full of apologies , wondering how his instincts had tricked him , and Insaaniyat Baba said
Next Time look at the face and save your speeches . THIS WAS A SHAREEF FACE . ASK ME I KNOW HOW SHAREEF SHE is . {SHE only does FALSE COMPLAINTS AND PUTS ENTIRE FAMILIES BEHIND BARS .}
That gives me an idea .Did Insaaniyat baba do this coz he felt sorry for the shop owner who crossed a member of the GUNDA KHANDAAN? Coz he knew that SHAREEF AJIT wud perhaps kidnap the shop owners's daughter for questioning his SISTER or coz The NAIL BITER wud put his full family in jail by sum false complaint ? Or coz he wud be hauled by the GUNDA in front of the MS committee for spanking his wife occasionally for demanding more and more jewels from his shop inspite of being told that they r for BUSINESS only ? AHA !
THE GUNDI extracted Savita's permission by sitting on her knees and apologising genuinely for the insult they suffered last time . Savita , who rather likes the Gundi , acceded . But MISS SHAKKAR was unwilling to go and stood looking so unhappy that Savita was FLABBERGASTED .
Arre it is YOUR SISTER ! Have u fought with her or sumthing ?Ha ?
Miss Shakkar went on looking obstinately unhappy .
ARRE I WON"T LEAVE U THERE , I"LL BRING U BACK ! Savita hit the nail on the head . Real Sharp woman , our old gal . Muvaa . But miss Shakkar looked even more obstinate . She wanted to stay at home and give bedpans to the Pyasi Atma who wud glare at her carnivorously all the time . Nothing , Nothing wud come in the way of depriving her f this pleasure , she resolved quietly in her mind .
The Tiger was drinking lemonade today for a change . The Gunda informed him joyously that they had been invited to the evening function at the Karanjkars , but the Tiger today presented his point of view .Guys , guys , he has one . Truly .
Look at it from my POV , he said , frustrated . Do u know how people look at me ever since I have married that Fatichar GOAT ? I am a TIGER , Dammit ! I shud have married a Tigress [ in bed ] , NOT A GOAT ! I hate going to all these useless functions with her .
But The Gunda reassured him by giving him a nasty little surprise that she knew wud please him enormously . We will leak news about THE gundi's affair today itself , she said deviously . Why wait for the marraige , ha ?
What ! said THE TIGER , astonished . He then had an appreciative HI fi moment with his evil mom who never ceases to amaze him .
Interesting points.......
Pregger bahus r pampered ABOMINABLY in PR . Shravni was being pampered like HELL .
Sober Damo and Decent Bachelor kaka have been reduced to the roles of Sri Krishna and Balrama , of saying I TOLD U SO to Savita .
Manju's thawing towards Manav has started .I think Manav will SAVE even Punni and earn her debt . She is gonna leave Rasika's party .
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