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Kool reporting from base , dhamaal party at Deshmukh Chawl . But first a comment on three ladies who looked absolutely STUNNING .
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Archana takes the cake for looking GORGEOUS in a lemon yellow silk sari with open hair . Any man will go flip flop for her . But stupid Insaaniyat Baba , bogged down by financial problems only wept his financial dukhdaa in front of her . Arre idiot , financial problems will always be there . Quickly take her in a corner and kiss her na ! Buddu ! Wasting time !
Vandu looked fab in both , the blue and the green sari with all jewellery . The Tiger , if he keeps his ego aside for a moment , will be able to see that she is really a very lovely girl , smooth skin , good features and all . Hundred times better than all those sleazy prostitutes he had been frequenting and hundred times better than his own plain looking sister Manju .
Rasika looked STUNNING in her pink sari , a lovely rare shade of pink suiting her age , and that pearl jewellery . The Tanmani necklace around her throat and her bindi lent her a distinguished beauty for her age . Pity Bachelor Boy Kaka isnt interested . Guys whattever Rasika is , she looks great ! Best from her age group and very stylish .
And now for the party .
Manav was , like a buddu , telling Tarun to 'do something' and asking for money so he cud host the luncheon for his sister . I dont understand sumthing..........why does Manav not do anything , what is this business of him looking after Shravni's meds , house lunches , while Tarun 'manages something' .........a vague picture in PR ! And he sobs before Miss Shakkar and both have faaltu helpless talks that never have any concrete solution except HIDING ..........which is Miss Shakkar's most favorite advice . The end results of their helpless talks generally go like this ..........
Let us hide we r going to Mahila Samiti .
Let us hide we have been slapped .
Let us hide the garage has been sealed .
And all the facts hidden r generally such that at some point will ANYWAYS be known to the full world around them . Idiots .
Miss Shakkar was at her sugariest today ............tears in eyes and tough undissolvable sugar granules clinking toughly in her voice as she said with determination
If you want you dont include me in your sukh but I HAVE A GENUINE RIGHT TO BE INCLUDED IN YOUR DUKHS COZ I AM STILL YOUR WIFE ! DOn't FORGET WE R NOT DIVORCED YET .
Wah ! Wah ! Wah ! What toughness , what steely determination , what women's strength bristling through that delicate frame of her body ! All this awareness of being the legally wedded wife for all the rubbish reasons .😆😆😆 And we said that she was UNAWARE . Stupid ME .
Btw , The latest that Miss Shakkar is HIDING [ her favorite policy in LIFE ] is nanand Vandu's rape bruises . Guys I had predicted yesterday that if Miss Shakkar sees those bruises she will only weep profusely by holding Vandu and initiate her into the Shakkar philosophy cult . Precisely that happened and the two leading goats of the GOAT GANG wept and wept , while Miss Shakkar told Vandu that BAPPA will make it better . Vandu , a bigger GOAT , did not ask her HOW ??? BY EVENTUALLY CHANGING ME ENOUGH THAT I START ENJOYING RAPE or BY GIVING ME MEMORY LOSS ?
There was a gang of women out there who are anything but goats ..........Manju , Shravani , Rasika and Savita . I call them the SERPENT GANG . They bite each other and know how to protect their interests a little tooooooo well for my liking . Rasika knew how to give explanations for Vandu's sobbing the moment she entered the house , Savita knew exactly when to hold her tongue and welcome Manju in , Shravni took one look at Manav's maha irritated face and scutlled back in , and Manju was greedily eyeing the jewels that Vandu wore and hated it that SHE didn't have as many . A MOST DISGUSTING GANG , but also the MOST INTERESTING ONE .
Manju , unable to contain herself made some corny jokes at which no one laughed and taunted the two GOATS by interrupting their weeping session . We r all sister in laws , NANANDS , she said with a metallic nasty laugh as if she hated the fact [ which she does .]. Archu is mine, Vandu is Archu's and I am Vandu's ! Ha Ha Ha ! she laughed , ISn't it fun ???
My brother had made you a queen overnight she told Vandu , your FATICHAR brother had kept you like a BHIKAARI . Miss Shakkar swallowed the insult of course , [ what wud u expect , she had even digested SLAPS the earlier night ] and DID NOT tell Manju DONT SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND . So much for her till two months I am still your wife POLICY . But it was expected .
Guys it seems as if the Lokhandes grudgingly liked the meal and Archu's cooking , they did not do tamashas while eating and gobbled it up quietly enough inspite of the status diffrence . But the real fun started after the meal when Kaka of the DUFFER KHANDAAN put his DECENT STRAIGHTFORWARD FOOT in his MOUTH .
We wanna do something for our daughter he said like a bholuram . Please allow us .
Upon which the Tiger nastily said that of course his wishes must be respected and Rasika said OK then give is 25 DESIGNER SARIS and AS MUCH GOLD AS IS ON VANDU"S BODY .
UPon which it did NOT strike ANYONE in the DUFFER KHANDAAN to point out to Rasika that WeHAD NOT come to your door with this proposal , IT WAS U who got them secretly married and we CANNOT AFFORD this as u very well know our FINANCIAL STATUS . Maharashtrians speak bluntly in arrange marraige sessions , trust me , no one will take such blatant CRAP . Besides , In MARATHI CIRCLES , BOY"S SIDE gives 5 Saris as a ritual , Girl's side is NOT COMPELLED to gIive a specific Number of Saris . It is pretty much AS U WISH .........the jewels and marraige expenses r the ones primarily discussed ! STill , I guess it is needed for DRama .
Some interesting points :
Ajit ran a finger on Vandu's pretty face and told her Don't worry I will not do anything right NOW .
We see Ajit first time as an uncle with Punni .
Vinod hugged Manav and offered to help . Sweetu .
Shravni stood between Manav Archu and glared venomously at Archu with seething jealousy . Her womanly instincts r damn sharp guys .
Shravni told Archu she was the other woman and to get the hell out of the kitchen as she was the HONEWAALI BAHU .............all thanks to Manav's initial ENCOURAGEMENT .
Manav was DOWNRIGHT RUDE to SHRAVNI and DOESNT CARE A DAMN nowadays .
IN the VIrgin DUo 's conversation , Manav's dialogues R more human than MISS SHAKKAR's .
What is in store for the next month ? My bet is MORE TORTURE and ARCHU SAVING THE GARAGE .
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