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A Polish Man gets married to an American lady.(even though his English is not so good) After 2 yrs he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds have u got?
Man: 2 Acres with a big house.
Lawyer:no i mean what is the foundation of the case?
Man: Cement
Lawyer: (sighs) why do u wanna divorce?
Man: Cause she is gonna kill me
Lawyer: What makes u say that?
Man: i've got proof
Lawyer: wat proof?
Man: she's gonna poison me
Lawyer: but how do u know that?
Man: she bought it from a drugstore and has kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: wat does it say on the bottle?
Man: "POLISH REMOVER"
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