it was a busy monday mornin in the MU offices, everyone was goin around their tasks for the day, apart from Bhaskar who was late as usual, Amarjeet was pullin his hair out wonderin where Bhaskar was, he called Armaan to his office to see if he knew where Bhaskar was, after all Bhaskar and Armaan were really close friends, Armaan explained that he left Bhaskar in the club lastnight and that maybe he got lucky with a lady... Amarjeet pulls his hair out even more and thinks, one day Bhaskar will make me like Rajesh....... bald. Meanwhile Bhaskar is drivin to the office and thinkin on what a lovely time he had with Sunny lastnight....em i mean Payal 😆hahahahahaha and he is relivin the memories in his head when suddenly he bangs into another car.. he got out the car and saw nice long black hair, a tight red dress on, when the woman looked round, he got another image of Sunny in his head.. The woman introduced herself as Bharti. Bharti started abusin Bhaskar so much for not concentratin on the road and Bhaskar explains he was daydreamin of Sunny ..em Payal,😆😆😆 Bharti abuses him more and says he would need to give her a lift to the MU office as she was due for an important meetin with the boss there over a new contract. Bhaskar realised that Bharti was goin to be markin him and starts bein really nice to her. Eventually they reach the office and Armajeet is furious at Bhaskar and givin him the riot act. Gyan and Vineeta were busy laughin at the situation and thinkin that they are in with a chance to take over Bhaskar's posistion in MU. Armaan has spotted Bharti and is completly mesmerised by her and immediatly starts wooin her and Bhart is very happy with his advances.😳 Eventually the meetin takes place and MU have clinched the deal so everyone starts openin the champagne, Bhaskar slips off to his office and drags Sunny with him, he starts askin Sunny what happened between them cause he is confused, he thought he was with Payal and he explains how Sunny keeps comin in his mind😆😆😆, Sunny explains that he wasnt with Payal, she had left with Gyan and how him and Bhaskar shared a wonderful night together😆😆😆. Amarjeet over hears this and gathers everyone to make an announcement. Everyone gathers around Bhaskar's office to hear the annoucement that Amarjeet is ready to make, Amarjeet gives everyone a glass of champagne and jus says today has been a gd day at MU and am plsd to announce that GAY😆😆😆 is the word of the day, don worry readers, it also means HAPPINESS and that is what MU is all about HAPPINESS.😳
entry number two
BY:*Sohana*Singh*
Prem Ki Naiyya*~*~*~
Background:
Bharti - works at MU, is a complete woman, good friends with everyone and especially Armaan.
Armaan
- photographer at MU, loves to flirt and irritate Bharti, but still caring. No daughter. Bhaskar
- is "the man" and is Bharti's brother. Is a bit of a casanova and loves to tease Payal Payal
- Bharti's childhood friend, a part-time RJ and sometimes works in marketing at MU. In love with Bhaskar. Sunny
- well, Sunny is Sunny! Amarjeet
- AJ is as always, MU Boss and loves his words. Gyan
- super confused in his own sweet way as usual, bit of the office nerd. Vineeta
- Diva with a capital D. Loves fashion, make-up etc. Good friends with Sunny and secretly crushing on Gyan STORY:
It's the month of love in Men's Universe and whether they want to or not, everyone can feel it. Valentines Day is in just a few days and Amarjeet called his monthly meeting.
Amarjeet: "Bhai, it's the month of affection, love, fondness, endearment, infatuation, passion, romance...."
Bhaskar: "Sir sir, um we get the gist.."
Amarjeet: "Gist? Hmm..what is that?"
Bhaskar: "The main idea Sir, we get it."
Amarjeet: "Ah..I think I'll write that down..Bhaskar, why don't you use such nice words in your work?"
Bharti started laughing at this and gave Armaan a high five(secretly). Bhaskar started poking her with the pen, which made her go on the other side of Armaan while Payal start hitting Bhaskar.
Amarjeet: "Oi! Hello?! It's the month of love and you'll are all fighting!"
Armaan: "Sir, I think Sunny has got the idea of love..."
They all turned to Sunny to see him looking lovingly up at Gyan and gently stroking his arm. Gyan all the time being busy taking down notes.
Amarjeet: "Sunny! I told you not in the meetings!(quietly to the side) All because of that Dostana, it's all his does the whole day.."
Bharti: (sitting with her arm on Armaan's shoulder)"Sir, you were saying? This month is about love and what about the issue?"
Amarjeet: "Bharti, of course it will be about love as well. I want the whole office decorated in the theme of love to inspire you all for the articles and photo's for the issue."
Bhaskar: "But Sir, don't you think all the pink and red hearts and flowers are going to be a bit much in the office?"
Payal: "Come on Bhaskar, it's romantic and it sets the mood for the month."
Bhaskar: "Yeah yeah."
Payal started looking a bit sad at this and Bharti noticed. Knowing all about how her best friend loves her bro, she decided to change the topic.
Bharti: (going up to AJ)"But Sir, what about a party for us? You know how we love our MU parties."
Vineeta: "Oh lovely! It can be all romantic, oh wait, that's expected, lets make it a fancy dress, with masks. All be very secretive, you know, like how you get secret admirers.."
Gyan: (looking at Vineeta)"Wow what an idea..."
Vineeta smiled widely at this and blushed, while Sunny looked utterly distraught.
Sunny: "Ya, lets make it all pink and white, how's that Gyan darling?"
Armaan: "Don't you think that's overdone..it'll be too candyfloss."
Bhaskar: "Oh I love candyfloss"
Bharti: "Bhaskar concentrate! So agree with you, Armaan"
Sunny: "But this month is the pink month! I mean I wear pink every single day!"
Armaan: "Yeah, we've noticed."
Bharti and Armaan shared another joking session and Sunny got very upset. But he told himself to try to forget Armaan, he is just heartless! He left Sunny for Bharti, well technically they were never together, but they could have been if Miss Bharti and her mini's didn't come in the way. The part that got to him was that Bharti was oblivious to all this. If he was Bharti, he would have married Armaan by now and they would ride off after work on Armu's motorbike with the wind in his hair...*Sigh* But he is so darn gorgeous, those arms..and when he has that bit of a fringe....mar jawan!
Amarjeet: "Okay, you'll get to work, we only have a few days and yes the party will be on the night that the issue is finalised. Now commence your work!"
Payal was looking all sad and Bharti went to her and told her to cheer up, she told Payal that she could tell Bhaskar that she loves him this month. Payal looked at her shocked.
Bharti: "Oh come on, it's perfect. You can be the perfect valentine's admirer and then the party with the masks, what say?"
Payal: "I don't know, I'll see. But what about you? Who's your secret admirer or who are you admiring?(nudge nudge, wink wink)"
Bharti: "Sunny!"
Payal: "What?!"
Bharti: "Oh come on yaar, you know I don't have anyone, just like every year."
Payal: (putting arms on Bharti's shoulders)" Well my darling, it's only because you refuse to accept your not-so-secret admirer."
Bharti: "Yeah, whatever...Lets get to work before Amarjeet starts lecturing us, you know he'll use his dictionary!"
They went off to work just as everyone went off in their own directions. Over the next few days as they worked to ready the issue for 14th Feb, flowers, chocolates and I-Love-you teddies started appearing all around the office. Payal decided to send Valentine's gifts to Bhaskar, but anonymously. Unfortunately for Payal, her gift was just one amongst many. Sunny, who still was in love with Armaan, sent him some chocolates and a big teddy. Bharti was just popping into Armaan's office and saw the gifts. She immediately started ragging on him.
Bharti: "Oh Mr Armaan, so you're still sending gifts to yourself, huh?"
Armaan: (laughing)"No Bharti, I don't know who sent these, it's anonymous."
Bharti: (sitting on his desk)"Acha..."
Bharti started eating the chocolates and looked at the card that was sent. She read all the lovey-dovey words and slowly stopped eating the chocolates. She told Armaan that she had some work and left. Armaan wondered what was up with her and he went to her office. On the way he passed Sunny and Vineeta who were having a conversation in Vineeta's office.
Sunny: "So sweety, do you have a valentine?"
Vineeta: "Well...."
Sunny: "Oh tell tell, don't be shy!"
Vineeta: "Ok..... I'm in love darling!"
Sunny: "Oh how wonderful sweety! I'm in love too! We're in love at the same time! Yay...wait, you don't love me, do you?!"
Vineeta: "What!? Of course not! No offence darling.."
Sunny: "Oh believe me, none taken, so who is it?"
Vineeta: "You tell first."
Sunny: "No you..."
Vineeta: "Ladies first..."
Sunny and Vineeta simultaneously: "Gyan!"
Sunny and Vineeta simultaneously: "What!?"
Sunny and Vineeta simultaneously: "Gyan"
Sunny and Vineeta simultaneously: "Who?"
Sunny and Vineeta simultaneously: "Shhhhh."
Vineeta held up her hand to Sunny and said Gyan...Sunny was absolutely shocked. He was completely heartbroken..again. Vineeta asked who was the person Sunny loves and he just kept quiet.
Vineeta: "Oh darling...don't be shy now."
Before she could prod more into Sunny's love life, Gyan came in to call her and she giggled at Sunny and left.
Meanwhile Armaan got to Bharti's office and saw her staring at her computer screen. Armaan went in and stood next to her chair and swung the chair around so that it was facing him.
Armaan: (raising eyebrows)"What's up dudette?"
Bharti shook her head. Armaan then produced the teddy from his secret admirer and gave it to Bharti.
Bharti: (looking at him angrily)"Excuse you Mr Armaan, I don't want some second hand teddy!"
She went out of her office leaving Armaan wondering what was going on. Sunny happened to see that Armaan was giving his teddy to Bharti and this upset him even more.
Sunny: "Oh God, why are you doing this to me!? My heart is already in a thousand pieces. Can't you send me one man made for me? Strong, witty, funny and handsome...Hmmm...Armaan's flirtatious nature, Bhaskar's body and Gyan's sweetness all in one....Oh, a girl can dream..."
Payal was walking passed Bhaskar's office and saw that his whole office was full of various valentines' gifts; flowers, chocolates, balloons and teddies. She saw that her gift was just one of many, but it was on Bhaskar's desk in front of him. Bhaskar saw her and invited her in.
Bhaskar: "So babes, you didn't send me anything huh?"
Payal: "Me?! hehe..why would I?"
Bhaskar was just thinking to himself that he would have loved it if Payal sent him something, for he has always had a soft spot for her, she was so sweet and caring and always there for him. But he was Bhaskar-the-man, the eternal casanova..how could he possibly pursue a girl, he was so used to having the girls around him and after him.
Bhaskar: "Just joking babes, anyway do you want to help me find out who one of these anonymous gifts are from?"
Payal: "Sure, got any leads?"
Bhaskar: "Not really, but I really want to know.Her card just has the most beautiful words and I especially love one of the gifts...it's a mirror!"
Payal:"Oh!"
Bhaskar: "What happened?"
Payal: "Nothing..just thinking.."
Bhaskar: "I know, that she knows me too well, I spend most of my day in front of the mirror and now I have one to carry around, lol, I've got to meet this one."
Payal was wondering what to do....that was her gift, she knew already that she was the only one that knew him that well, but would he ever realise it....
In Gyan's office, Vineeta was looking over some of the marketing file and she and Gyan kept on sharing these glances and they would shyly smile at each other, but Gyan was obviously more shy, he was looking a shy school girl.
Vineeta: "Ok, I've got to ask you something, it can't wait anymore...would you like to come with me to the valentine's party...as my..you know, date?"
Gyan was completely shocked, he dropped his pen and just looked at her. Vineeta got worried, he looked like he was going to have heart failure or something.
Vineeta: "Gyan darling....(shaking him) Gyan!?"
Vineeta laughed at him and his reaction to her question.
Vineeta: "Should I take that as a yes?"
Gyan tried very hard to answer, but couldn't. He just nodded his head slightly. Vineeta got very happy and she went closer to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek and left. Gyan put his hand to his heart and fell backwards onto the floor and just lay there.
They all worked very hard and the issue was ready on time for valentines day, so Amarjeet gave them the party that he promised. It wasn't exactly fancy dress, just had masks. Gyan and Vineeta were going together and Vineeta took Gyan aside when they arrived. She leaned foward and removed his glasses, messed up his hair a little and removed his tie...She leaned over to him and told him that he had always looked cute, but now he looked hot! They had a ball of a time, they danced the whole night away, oblivious to everyone, even Sunny who was watching from a distance with a sad face. Armaan and Bharti were both at the party, but they each came alone. Most guys could never understand Bharti and her crazy attitude and after the years of her rejecting all the date offers she had, most guys stopped asking her now. Armaan came alone by choice, he said no to all the girls who had asked him and still had hopes that he could spend this valentine's with Bharti. Now he had to find her, he was getting a bit irritated with these masks. He saw someone who he thought was Bharti and went over to her and started flirting with her.
Armaan: "Hey gorgeous, you're looking really sexy tonight."
Girl: "Excuse me!?"
Armaan: "Oh don't try to be all shy now, you always flirt with me!"
Girl: "Sorry what?!"
Armaan: "Bharti?"
Girl: "Bhaskar?"
Armaan: "Um..who is this"
Girl: (removing the mask)"Payal..."
Armaan: (immediately removing his mask and blushing)"Omg, Payal...I'm so sorry, I thought you were Bharti..."
Payal: "Um sorry to disappoint you, anyway, I thought for a moment you were Bhaskar..."
Armaan: "Oh..well you look lovely..I'm going to go now before I saw something else I'm going to regret."
They both turned away from each other, relieved that that uncomfortable moment was over
Armaan: (talking to himself)"Where is Bharti?!"
Payal: (talking to herself)"Where is Bhaskar!?"
They both went off to find the ones they were looking for. Armaan saw Bharti standing alone on the balcony and thankfully he could make sure it was her, as her mask was off.
Armaan: (smiling and going to lean on the balcony next to her)"Hey beautiful."
Bharti: "Hey Armaan"
Armaan: "Arre, what's wrong now? You look so sad, no flirting back..what's up?"
Bharti: "Main kya kahoon...I guess I'm just tired of being single now, it gets a bit depressing, you know. It's the same story every year for Valentines... I see you with all these beautiful girls around you, and then I end up all alone and bored."
Armaan: (turning Bharti around to face him)"Do you see a whole lot of beautiful girls around me now?? I see just one..."
Bharti turned back and looked around and then looked back at Armaan with very confused eyes.
Bharti: "Where?"
Armaan: (laughing slightly)"You know, you're not as bright as you look"
Bharti: (hitting his arm playfully)"Who is it?"
Armaan: (looking deeply into her eyes)"You."
Bharti was taken aback, she didn't know what to say.
Bharti :(after a few moments)"Haha, very funny, are you ever serious?"
Armaan: (moving closer to her)"I am now"
Bharti: "Armaan, stop it, stop joking."
Armaan: "Should I prove it to you?"
Bharti was silent, she didn't know what to say..she was scared to answer him because he was behaving so strangely and for a moment she thought he was being serious.
Armaan: "Bharti...I know you think I'm a flirt, but have you ever noticed that I only ever flirt with you....I spend most of my time with you, my eyes only search for yours..ok woah, that's quite filmy..(looking at her more intently) But I mean it. Bharti, I know this is corny to ask, but will you be my Valentine?"
Bharti: (smiling shyly)"You're being serious.....?"
Armaan just laughed and shook his head, instead of answering her, he simply put his hands around her waist and pulled her closer to him until their bodies were touching. Bharti had her hands on Armaan's arms and just looked deep into his eyes.
Armaan: "Still have any doubts?"
Bharti didn't know what to say and Armaan took her hesitation as an indication that she still didn't believe him. He leaned towards her and their faces were almost touching, Bharti could feel his warm breath on her face and she felt shy and looked down. Armaan brushed the hair from her face and lifted her chin up so that their eyes met. Armaan could feel that Bharti's heart was beating rapidly and he could see that her eyes quivered a little.
Armaan: "Bharti I love you, I've always loved you.."
He leaned a bit closer and their lips touched, before either of them knew what was happening, they were kissing. It was slow gentle kisses at first and then both Armaan and Bharti pulled each other closer and shared a passionate valentines kiss...their first kiss...Eventually they broke off from the kiss and gazed into each other's eyes. Armaan pulled her close into his arms and they shared a long intimate hug. Armaan leaned to kiss Bharti on the forehead. Just then Payal arrived..
Payal: "Bharti...! Oh hel-looo....ahem..well Armaan, I see you've found Bharti.."
Bharti turned really red and stayed in Armaan's arms and turned him around so that she was hiding from Payal.
Payal: "Oi! You're hiding from me?! Ok..well, um finish up and then come meet me inside, I can't find Bhaskar anywhere."
Payal went inside and Bharti just looked at Armaan and then they both started laughing. They went inside to find Bhaskar.
Payal: (nudging and winking at Bharti)"Well, I'm guessing you're not sad anymore, since you're no longer single.."
Bharti: "Shhh.. ok tell me what's up with Bhaskar now."
Payal: "Well, I sent him the gift and well, I sent it anonymously.."
Bharti: (hitting her head)"Dude! The point of sending the gift was to tell him that YOU like him, now he'll think it's some random girl...Payal!"
Payal: "That's just it, he loves my gift and he wants me to help him find out who sent it."
Bharti: "Oh just brilliant! So you want to find him and say, 'hey listen Bhaskar, I've managed to find out who sent the gift, well it was me!'"
Payal: "Well, something like that, just I guess with a bit more love...."
Bharti :(looking all excited)"Omg! Seriously?? Oh that's great!Yay, looks like you aren't going to be single for long either!"
Payal: (blushing a bit)"Bharti...Okay, now how do I find him with all these masks??"
Bharti :"Ok we'll look..."
They searched around and were shocked with what they eventually saw, Bhaskar had someone in his arms and was leaning foward to kiss that person. They didn't know who it was due to the mask. Payal looked heartbroken and Bharti angrily called out to him.
Bharti: "Bhaskar!!!!"
Bhaskar was shocked and turned around.
Bharti: "What are you doing."
The other person was just as shocked and took of their mask.
Payal, Bharti and Armaan had absolutely shocked expressions on their faces. So did Vineeta and Gyan who were watching the commotion from afar. Then Armaan and Bharti, who were trying very hard to restrain themselves burst out laughing, they had to hold on to each other for support or else they would fall over. Bhaskar looked at them confused and asked what they were laughing at. They tried to stand up and point straight, but they couldn't and ended up pointing in all directions.
Bhaskar: "What?!"
Payal: (removed the hand covering her mouth and showing her shocked expression. She pointed at the person he was about to kiss)".....Sunny....!!!!"
Bhaskar spun around and looked even more shocked than all of them put together. It was indeed Sunny...he was about to kiss Sunny. Bhaskar shrieked and ran back to hid behind Payal.
Sunny still looked shocked and confused.
Bhaskar: "OMG!!"
Then Payal too started laughing and Bhaskar got very irritated.
Bhaskar: "Arre, I thought it was the girl who sent the mirror..The person, well Sunny, had sounded like a girl...sort of and had asked if I had looked in the mirror because I was looking so hot...and well I thought it was my ideal girl..."
Bharti couldn't take it and said she needed to sit down from all the laughing. She and Armaan went off, still laughing to get some air and to find somewhere to sit.
Bhaskar: "I can't believe what was about to happen....Anyway forget that, how must I find that girl!?"
Payal: "Well, I have to tell you something...I found her..."
Bhaskar: "What, you should have told me earlier...well who is it??"
Payal: "Um..."
Bhaskar: "Bolo Bolo..."
Payal: "It's....me."
Bhaskar: "What...!? Why didn't you tell me before?"
Payal: "How could I? And anyway you always have all those girls going after you, what chance would I have?"
Bhaskar: (pulling her into his arms)"Acha, and who told you that you wouldn't stand a chance?? You are way above all those girls..."
Bhaskar smiled upon seeing Payal blushing.
Bhaskar: "You know, I've always had a soft spot for you, but I didn't think you'd ever like a guy like me, I always thought that you saw me as a flirt..."
Payal: (smiling up at him)"Now who told you that?"
Bhaskar smiled back at her and leaned foward to kiss her. She leaned back for a second and Bhaskar was a bit taken aback.
Payal: (smiling)"You sure you didn't kiss Sunny?!"
Bhaskar: "Payal!"
And he pulled her close to him and gently kissed her on the lips. Bharti who was peeping from afar was so very happy for her bro and her best friend and Armaan smiled at seeing her jumping around so cutely. He went and hugged her from the back and kissed her on the cheek.
Armaan: "I guess this has been a great valentines for us all."
Bharti:(turning back and smiling at him)"Hmm..yeah, well except for poor Sunny."
They looked towards Sunny who was looking all sad in the same spot. He looked up at the ceiling and sighed..
Sunny: "That's just not fair! I've lost out on three guys in two weeks!! Now who's left!?!"
He looked around sadly and then his eyes set on the man who just walked in.
Sunny: "Hmm...I guess he is strong, definitely witty, funny even...and oh is he handsome...those suits and those silky scarfs....Oh I could just (looking upwards and winking) Thanks, I'm going to make him mine!! (running off to the door) Oh Amarjeet Sir..... !"
entry number three
By : Tanu
Principal Characters:
Armaan – a hard working, sincere and thorough gentleman
Bhaskar –a dashing but struggling casanova
Payal – a sweet and innocent girl
Bharti- a prankster and Payals friend
Location: Mumbai
Description: A day in the lives of our leads..
Scene-1:
Bhaskar – (waking up lazily) Hmm…what a night …awesome.. I m the man..yesss (does the Bhaskar dance while his eyes are still closed)
Finally opens his eyes and turns around and sees someone sleeping beside him with the figure covered from head to toe..
Bhaskar – (to himself) So.. finally after years of rehearsing and dreaming..i NETTED a hot girl.. well so now its time to see the beautys face..
Bhaskar, shakes the person and hears a soft grunt..He slowly starts to uncover the figures face…
On seeing the face he screams out….. Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii …Hey Ma, Mataji…..
The camera pans on the other person..whose grinning from Ear to Ear…its its its…..
Ma da Ladla…..SUNNy…………
Scene 2:
Hearing the scream Armaan (who is Bhaskars flatmate) gets up and runs towards Bhaskars room and while doing so collides with SUNNy who has draped himself with a bedsheet. Armaan imagines its Bharti and starts hugging SUNNy passionately..
Hearing the scream, even Bharti who lives opposite Armaan & Bhaskars flat rushes towards Armaan & Bhaskars flat and sees the scene of Armaan on top of SUNNy & hugging him…
Bharti (starts singing aloud): Ma da ladla bigad GAYa….
Armaan (stammers..since he has a crush on Bharti but never able to propose): No no…main to bhaskar ko help karne GAYa tha…pata nahi yeh kahan se aa GAYi…err GAYa…
Bhaskar (walks out as if nothing happened..and sees Armaan): Arre pyaar kiya to darna kya… hmm..u little GAY ..err GUY..
Scene 3:
A while later Bhaskar steps out to go in search of work.. he sees a hot chick standing. Though shaken by the whole SUNNy experience he decides to give his luck another shot..
Bhaskar: hi…
Girl: hi…
Bhaskar: Whats ur name??
Girl: Whats yours..?
Bhaskar (wow seems a smartie): Well its Bhaskar.. Bhaskar Bharti
Girl: m…Vineeta…Vineeta Sharma
Bhaskar:( Offers his hand for shaking) …Nice meeting
Vineeta: (starts coming closer to Bhaskar) Well well……yes indeed..it does seem to b a nice. Meeting... she starts touching Bhaskars arms..and then his face..
Bhaskar: (thinking..oh yess… so finally its my lucky day..) Errmm.. well so so..can I have ur number?
Vineeta: (pressing herself closer to Bhaskar) yeah its 36-24-36
Bhaskar (blushing) : Err.. soooo when can we meet for coffee..?
Vineeta (coming more closer): Well anytime u want Handsome…
Bhaskar: Ohh oookk.. (excited) how about tomorrow..
Vineeta: (winks at him) Tomorrow?? Why not today??
Bhaskar: (happily) yeah yeah…today..
Bhaskar: (ecstatic) ..ok then lets go to Caf Barista.
Vineeta: yes yes..sure..but it will charge u double..!!
Bhaskar: (taken aback) I m sorry??
Vinneeta: What sorry? I told u once..and that's final..it will charge u 80$
Bhaskar( trying to shrug off) Err..no no… I will pay the bill…
Vineeta: Obviously u will pay the bill but since u have already taken my 15 mins..its gonna charge u 10$ extra
Bhaskar: (panicking) Errr no no… me not that kinda guy… I thot …I thot..
Vineeta (going angry): U…………. ur dead.. now… u pay my money or..(starts screaming for help..) Bhaskar dashes off.. and Vineeta throws her sandels behind him..
Meanwhile Bhaskar runs off and dashes into Armaan…who was watching the scene..
Armaan: So …who was that hot chick…
Bhaskar: (trying to show off) ohh …that was my date for tonight.. Yaneeta..errr Vineeta..
Armaan: So where u taking her..
Bhaskar: Err..to Caf Barista…(avoiding eye contact with Armaan)
Armaan: Dude…how much was she charging?
Bhaskar: (blurts out absentmindedly) 80$
Armaan bursts out laughing….Gosh Bhaskar…ur so dumb..dun u get to know..?
Bhaskar: No…she was so sweet (sadly)
Armaan: So u planned to date her…or had u planned to marry as well..
Bhaskar: No…just reached to Family Planning.
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Scene 4:
In the other side of the city, Payal who works as a waitress at Caf Barista is walking towards work (she travels by local train and then has to walk a mile to reach her workplace) when all of a sudden a Ferrari..comes and stops in front of her..the driver gets out of the car..
Driver: Hey Senorita…need a lift?
Payal: Err..no I m fine..
Driver: ohh Come on… I m not a Rapist..
Payal: I din say that…
Driver: Then what u scared of…hop in..
Payal (unwillingly tho..was tired of walking and agrees) : Ohh ok..
Driver: Hmm…well btw I m Gyaan…
Payal: Ohh..hello I m Payal..
Gyaan: So Payal…I know one thing for sure..
Payal: What??
Gyaan: What ur dad does
Payal: And what is that he does??
Gyaan: well…he is a Terrorist
Payal: (shocked)…how dare u say he is a terrorist
Gyaan: Oh dear….thats coz only a Terrorist culd create a Sex-BOMB like u..
Payal..(bursts out laughing)..their car is at a Traffic Signal..
Payal: So mr. Gyaan..do u hv a driving license..
Gyaan: well no..i mean who needs a license in Mumbai..
Payal: Hmm… well btw..i just wanted to tell u his real profession..
Gyaan: Which is…
Payal: a Traffic Policeman..
Gyaan: What???????
Payal: N guess what…he is coming towards our Car…right now…
Saying that Payal…gets off the car…
Gyaan: What…oh god..i dun hv license…I m DEAD….
Scene 5:
Bharti reaches her college …She happens to be the Dada of the College and the Leader of the senior group who rag newcomers..Today is the day for Freshers to join and so Bharti has decided tasks for each of them..
All of a sudden Bharti sees a new guy walk in… he was wearing a suit and flashy gogs..
Bharti to her gang: Look guys we hv our first bakra..
New Guy sees the Gang and walks towards them: Hello … can u tell me the way to the Princis office?
Bharti: Yes yes sure…but first u hv to do something..
New Guy: What??
Bharti: Bend on ur knees…stretch ur arms and sing for the first girl who walks in the college gate
New Guy: But but…why I should sing??
Bharti: Coz it's the rule..and all newcomers hv to follow the rule..
New Guy: But but..i m not new comer..i m I m….Amarjeet …the the…new..the new..tea..
Bharti (sees someone in flashing red saree and forces Amarjeet to bend on his knees and strech his arms): Look Amarjeet…if u wanna stay in this college ..follow what I told u to do
Amarjeet (resignedly): Oh ok…
A lady in flashing red saree with her hair covering her face..walks in… looking at that Bharti and her gang hide..leaving Amarjeet in the way..
Amarjeet: I hv to sing a song?? Me Amarjeet Chaddha.. the Chemistry teacher..who doesn't know anyting more that inert gases and redox reactions… what should I sing.. arre.. and then suddenly sees the lady..and the breeze just blows the hair off her face…
Bharti & her gang: Oh god…its its its….Corolla…the Princi…
Amarjeet: (in drool land…) starts singing…. Pehli baar..mohabbat ki hai… Akhri baar mohabbat ki haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Corolla: did u ..did u just sing for me??
Amarjeet: (all mushy) … yes yes…
Corolla: but why?
Amarjeet: coz…coz…Pehli baar mohabbat ki haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Corolla: tumne kya kha rakha hai??
Amarjeet: Humne…gilehri (squirrel) ke Jhoote matar khaye the….
Corolla: …what?? Who has asked u to behave like this..
Amarjeet: Yeh barkat un hazrat ki hai….(pointing towards Bharti and her gang…who run off…on seeing this)
Corolla: hummpppphhh…arggh… gets frustrated and walks off..
Amarjeet: holding Corollas saree ka pallu….. oye ahun ahun..oye ahun ahun.. Amarjeete…tere to Chemistry…di Chemistry hit ..ho gai..
love them all😃 awsome work👏👏👏 
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