Sensible Decision...
Man: Picked a nice bracelet
The jeweler: 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Man: Thought for a moment, Smiled ...and answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler: smiled and says , 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Man: Grinned with a spark in his eye, 'yes romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up ,I can use it again....What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.