More Jokes!

Once a man went to a doctor....
Man: My whole body hurts...Wherever I touch, it hurts.
Doctor: Let me cure you finger, child! 😆

Once the Moon and a man were having conversations...
Moon: People from Earth have stepped on me wearing so helmets but one Indian came without wearing a helmet.
Man: How do you know for sure it was an Indian?
Moon: I asked where his helmet was. He gave me Rs. 20 and went away. 😆

How would movies be named if Doctors made Bollywood movies?

1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukam
2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
3. TB No. 1
4. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho
5. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

An Indian was riding a plane to US. He was sitting next to an American. He takes out roti and the American ask what it is. The Indian said Indian Food...Then he takes out some Panparag...The American asks what it is...The Indian says Indian Gum...Then the Indian farts really loud!! The American asks what it is...The Indian says AIR INDIA!! 😆

If you think any of this jokes is inappropriate or shouldn't be posted on IF, please let me know. I'll edit my post and not post any more of these kind of jokes on IF. Thank you....😃

Thank you for replying Aaliyah!

You're welcome! 😆

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last 2 was very funny.......thanks