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Folks, the talk in the forum is that some members have started exhibiting alarming symptoms of a virulent disease...it called the AdhirajIV syndrome.....Here is a checklist and some corrective steps...however, these steps are not enough and u are advised to immediately seek expert medical help
To know if u have the AdhirajIV virus, please answer the following questions:
1. When u introduce yourself to others, do you usually carry a basket ball with you?
2. Do u introduce yourself as "dhiraj!...coach...?
3. Have u noticed people rolling on the floor when u are crying are exhibiting strong emtions?.
4. When you crack a joke do people generally cry, bang their heads against the wall or tear their hair out or some such stuff?
5. Have u of late started throwing things around for no reason?
6. When u enter your room do you check behind curtains to see if Samrat is hiding there?
7. have u started doubting that your close relatives are somehow connected to Samrat?
8 . Are u prone to keep saying "i hate u...I hate u...I hate u ..I hhhhhhhhhhate u often?
9. Have u started going around with your top unbuttoned almost completely?
10 have u of late started carrying a can of paint and brush around
11 Do u feel this strong urge to splash paint on posters, calenders etc stuck to walls?
If u answered yes to more than 6 questions u have a strong case of AdhirajIV !
As an immediate step stop eating laddus, jelabi and such stuff especially if they are fed to u by persons calling themselves Bui....then run for medical help!!!
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