Lamest excuse you've ever given .....!!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Hey people! 🤗

So,

We all make excuses, some are well planned, others are spontaneous!


But the funniest ones are usually the on spot ones, and we even sometimes laugh at them.😳


So what is the lamest excuse you've ever made? Planned or spontaneous!😆


Please elaborate on the situation and your excuse!👏


We all can have a good laugh out of it😆😉

My (amby's) lamest excuse - last saturday
my guitar sir asked me why i didn't practice much,and i was like....Sir my hands were paining 😒 and bas..he got started off that everything pains,,,,,what a lame excuse i came up with 🤣
I could have saved myself from that lecture!!Humpf!!

Now that i think of it,it was PRETTY LAME!
Just blurted out,,,,!!'

fEeL fReE tO sHaRe YoUrS!😛


~Mahi & amby~

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Ya.. I have one to crack for!..By the wqay..Amby..thats yet another amazing topic of urs!..
So one day I was sick of ma skool.. I mean, I wsa not in the mood of going to skool.. I thought that my mom will never gve me the permission to do a holiday.. I went up to her like, "Ouch..ooh..Oh My god..Its hurting" 😉.. She was like.. "Wat happend".. I said.. Mom.. I'm having a headache.. I even can't walk properly..and I want to go to school in any way".. My mom answered, "Ok fine, But don't go today.. Otherwise you will get more sick".. I said, "Ok .. if r saying then I've to do that.. I am doin' a holiday..".. And jumped on my bed again.. and slept..

The next day, In my skool.. My teacher asked .. Why was I absent and I answered, "Sir, I was sick..We even went to the doctor in late night and doctor advised me to rest as much as I can.." so I did a holiday!..😆.. My teacher just left that matter.. and I was then pulling my collar.. LOL..

I hope.. my mom doesn't talk to that teacher and discuss this matter in "parents and teachers meeting"....😆


-Mariha

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Here goes mine 😉

Now I got this excuse from watching Movies 😛

I had got the Swine Flu vacc last day and didn't want to go next day to school coz I had missed the MJHT Epi like 8-10 epi 😔
& on that day they were gonna show back to back episodes 😃

DUDE...HOW COULD I MISS IT??🤣

So My mom came and she was like "Get UP..No 5 mins business"

Me-*CoughCough*😆
Mom..Im Damn Sick..Those stoopid vacc people 😡

Mom-Yea Yea..But thats okay..You arent having Fever and all na..Then you have to go to school

Me-MOM !I do have fever 😡

Mom-Im Going..After 5 mins..I'll come and check ur temp 😉

Me-Oh Shit 😛
I went...I put the Thermometer in the milk..But Stoopid milk wasn't that hot 😡
But still it showed Fever na 🤣

Mom-Checking my head..😛

Me-See..I told u na

Mom-Fine..Go Sleep ! 😊

Me-Winks**😆

2 Days Later-

Teacher-What Happened ?

Me-Teacher...Yesterday I had high temerature 😔
My mom strted crying 😆 & then when we went to the hosp...The Doc said that I have to take rest for few days 😛

Teacher-Oh..Thats sad 🤣
Are you okay now..I'll send the notes and everything :)

Me-Yea..MUCCCH BETTER 😆
Thank You ! 😆

Anyways I told mah mom after 1 week about the Sacchai 😆
She was like..😡😡😡

But then everything went okay..😃😛
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Posted: 15 years ago
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U guys r so lucky, in our school if we say that i was sick and i went to the hospital, they will ask for the medical certificate 😡 ...CAN U BELIEVE THAT!!!


I was in school and we arent allowed to chew gums. So I sat in my classroom and I was full chewing when my maths master caught me chewing.

Teacher- Are u chewing? Spit out!!

Me- Sir! I am not chewing, my face is swollen!!!

He looked at me and he was like, "Whats the connection between chewing gums and having a swollen face?" and he kept smiling. 😃

I gave him this evil look and all my form mates starting laughing, JERKS 😆
Edited by aavshi - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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hahah all of you have brilliant ones man..
and i cant recall any one rt now.. so ill update my post in a while :)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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i didnt do my geography homework one day because it was a lot of work and we were give just one day.
so next day when i went to skul, he asked me for work and i said i didnt do it and he asked y? i said because i had to go to a wedding and he said that people go to weddings at night and not in d afternoon and u had full afternoon to do it. so i said no sir it was my close cousins wedding and i went her place in d afternoon and so i couldnt do work and he gave a fake laugh...before he could say something the bell rang and i laughed really very hard.
after that our teacher got changed lolzz
IlIlIl thumbnail
Posted: 15 years ago
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oh ho lame escuse and me are like born togethr🤣


our chemistry maam is taking organic for us now and she has asked us not to take leav and i tuk leav and next day she asked me "y wer u leav ..i knoe u gonna say fever ...u cud hv evn com and sat here ..fever wont do nything bad to othrs "[:X]


and i told "no maam i hvv loose motion it wont do ny bad to othrs bt it surely wud to the benches🤣"
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Posted: 15 years ago
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LMAO...I couldn't havve said that to my teacher..He would bash up my face and as bad to ur benches it was it would be to my face 🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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@mariha...mahi helped me through [:$[
@ daffodil-dude ... awsome 🤣 very very very creative one~

@ others,rly hilarious guys,thanks for replying 🤗

nd thanks mahi for getting this on G.A. 🤗
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Posted: 15 years ago
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LOL
I haven't yet used this one, but my friend told me this is useful in her junior college if you want to bunk college and visit the movies.
"I have a gynaec appointment."
NO Qs, they let you off!!!!
I have many a times fibbed with a stomach ache and cold!!
LOL today for the first time I bunked a class!!! Yippee!

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