😃 DISCLAIMER 😃
This is purely a work of FICTION……Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely co-incidental….
RIRO – Raced 😊 In Rescued 😲 Out…..the newly opened ACTING SCHOOL….BY 4 Indian TV artists…..Maran Kehra( Yeh Rishta "GARBAGE" Kehlata Hai ), Risha Nawal, Kara Khan ( TORTURE- Sapna Rajan Ka ) n Bali Merchant....seems to have caught the fancy of aspiring young actors in Mumbai…..judging by the overwhelming response at the institute on the opening day when forms for enrollment are being distributed… 😛
" Good evening, ladies n gentlemen, welcome to CNN Live Update…..I am standing outside RIRO- Ran In Rescued Out, The Latest Acting School in Mumbai……n the scene here is simply overwhelming 😛 …… none could have expected this kind of a frenzied response on the opening day of the institute……there is a huge crowd of thousands of people assembled here..…people are nudging and pushing and catfighting amongst themselves….. OMG this is UNBELIEVABLE 😲 … …..people are falling over each other…..seems like this frenzy is in anticipation of SHORTAGE OF FORMS 😲……and dear GOD!!! 😲 ...people are pulling each other's hair!!!!!! 😲 .....n just now…..some people have removed guns 😲 …..n we have some BREAKING NEWS for you……
BREAKING NEWS: BSF cadets have been dispatched to RIRO immediately……scene is very bad…..n latest is…President Pratibha Patil has declared an emergency in Mumbai…n neighbouring states…..to bring some form of normalcy to the region……😕
OMG….A SUDDEN STARTLING BIT OF INFORMATION…people have been heard saying… "Humko zabardasti pakad pakad kar kyon laya gaya hai?....hamein forms nahi chahiye…..PLEASE HUMKO CHHODO……WE WILL NOT BE SCARED BY YOUR GUNS…"
…n Baran Kehra has just been captured live…..holding a young boy by his collar and saying …. "bol…form lega ki nahi..????"… 😡 😡
….all people are running helter skelter….n Baran, Risha, Kara N Bali are running after them….."arre, koi toh form lelo……please 2-3 people toh atleast lelo….hamari izzat ka sawaal hai "…. 😭 😭 😭 😭
…there is a crazy stampede going on……BSF cadets have just arrived….. public has been rescued…..n … Baran, Risha, Kara N Bali….have been ARRESTED 😲 ……..over to you , 🤓 NIDA……..
Reporter 🤓 NIDA: " Soon after the arrests……..a fierce shrill was heard…… eeeeeeiiiiiieiieiiieiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee…..nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…….n the EAR-DRUMS of many people have burst…..n ambulances have now arrived…for the injured….n are on the way to the hospital…. 😲
1) screech 🤢…..eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeiieiiieeieieiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiii 🤢
2) laugh 😃 ……hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahhhaha 😃
3) sobs 😭……boooo hooooooo booooo hooooooo booooooo hoo 😭
…..with the MOST COMMON and DANGEROUS SYMPTOM 🤢…..being the ….first one…………eeeeeeeeiiiiiieieieieieiieieieieeieiei………." 🤣
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