Funny song giving advice about PTC to couples

Hi everyone

There is a party at GM. Please imagine Danny, Goldie and Toofie singing this song to PriDa, Varni and Savni warning them about the intentions of the PTC. 😆 😆 😆

This is set to the tune of the popular DDLJ song "Mehendi laga ke rakhna". For those of you not familiar with the song, please see you tube link below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6boHsY1Rjc

Ye Froggie hai chaloo Budiya

Ye Tunna hai bada Hi Gunda

Ye Chilli hai Teekhi mirchi

Ye Munna Gali Ka Gunda

Hai Chalo badi ye Budiyaa

Hai Teeki badi ye mirchi

O Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

Karne hai inko Chori

Inpe nazar tum rakhna

Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

O Gamla bachake Rakhna

Photo sambhalake Rakhna

Gamla bachake Rakhna

Photo sambhalake Rakhna

In daaku-oon se tum

Cheesen bachake Rakhna

Gamla bachake Rakhna

Photo sambhalake Rakhna

Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

Chilli to saare Gamle chun chun ke leke jaaye

Sapne ye Sam ki haai, baite hi bas sajaye

Sam toh bechara, Avni ka hai deewana

Chilli ko woh tho bilkul, daale nahi hai daana

Froggie ki hai ye koshish

Rach rahi hai koi saazish

Avni ko khud sambhalo

Chilli ko naa tum bolo

Bacche ko bhi hai khatra

Maano mera ye kehana

Apnon ho hai bachana

Froggie ko tum bhagaoooo

Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

Gamla bachake Rakhna

Photo sambhalake Rakhna

Yeh Tunna paan thukke, neeyat mein hai kharabhi

Woh Damini ko dekhe, jo hai uske bhabhi

Prithvi ke haaton hona, teri khatam kahani

Prithvi hai uska raja, Prithvi ki woh deewani

Towel tum leke jaana

Ye tum nahin bhulana

Darwaza lock karna

Haan tum ye yaad rakhna

Niyyat hai iski khoti

Dhoonde hai ye bahana

Prithvi ke haath pitna

Prithvi ke haath marna

Prithvi se bach gaya toh

Damini ka goli khaana

Tunna ko ab hai katna

Tunna ko ab hai mitna

Tala lagake Rakhna

Chabi chupake Ke Rakhna

Gamla bachake Rakhna

Photo sambhalake Rakhna

Towel tum leke jaana

Darwaza lock karna

Apnon ho hai bachana

PTC ko tum bhagaoooo

Shava Shava Shava Shava

Shava Shava Shava Shava

Jhan 😆

"O Gamla bachake Rakhna
Photo sambhalake Rakhna
Gamla bachake Rakhna
Photo sambhalake Rakhna
In daaku-oon se tum
Cheesen bachake Rakhna
Gamla bachake Rakhna
Photo sambhalake Rakhna "

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totally rocking girl.............. Especially the parts on the chilli.......... her obsession with the gamla 's
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🤣🤣 Omg Jahnvi wonderphul lolz. Zabardast yaar, kya bindaas likha hai, perfect for PTC. Yeh dil maange more 🤣🤣🤣

I have never ever seen this DDLJ movie ever in my life....i was a lil baby that time and then never got to see it! but now that you had me watch that song....I want to see that movie! i have been telling mom to get a dvd from indian grocery and see it with me! I will watch it over the MLK jr break if possible!


anyhow...Jhaan..Jhaan....Jhaan........hats off to you! you are one hilarious writer!😆



btw "gamla" means vase right? you know how i learnt of that? via kajol's "gamla" scream in K3G!😆


keep it coming Jhaan! till this freeze keeps on freezing us! Did you see flurries at your end? it is under 0 deg at 10 in the morning and still dropping low...low low......aaaarrrrrrrghhhhh......

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hahaaaa.....jhan...........totally hilariouss...🤣

hey jhan tht was the best😆

it was hilariously true😆

brilliant jhaan!!! 🤣 🤣.......the gamla, tala, the advice to sam, photos...wow jhaan mehendi ka song ko puri nayye twist de diya tumne!....subhanallah!..i love the way you do this!!👏

hilarious yaar too good.........njoyed it thoroughly 🤣🤣🤣