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The Bhushan household...Adhiraj is sitting in the center of the room on a sofa, cross legged and staring dumbly ahead......Bui comes rushing in
Bui: Babloo beta! Lo munh kholo...
Adhiraj: Kyon Bui??
Bui: (twists his ear)....bahut bolta hai...munh kolo aur baisan ka laddu kao...(stuffs a baison ka laddu in his mouth) .....ek minute abhi aati hoon....
Dadi enters
Dadiji: Mera munna....
Adhiraj: Haan dadiji....
Dadi: Lo munh kholo....
Adhiraj: Kya hua dadi?
Dadi: Yeh jelabi kao....ghee ka bana hai...
Adhiraj: Abhi mujhe Buiji ne ladoo khilayi hai...
Dadi: Woh kaun hoti hai...main khilaoongi mithai tujhe...ab muh kholta hai ki nahin...(stuffs a jelabi into into Adhiraj's mouth and walks away)
Bui: (reenters....doesnt even talk this time....stuffs a piece of kalakhand into Adha's mouth and walks away)
Dadi: (renters with a cheery greeting) Mera munna, gulab jamun!! stuffs two balls into his mouth and walks away)....
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Babuji: Namaskar bai sahab! yeh hamari beti ki kush kismati hai ki Adhiraj shadi ke liye taiyar ho gaya....(pats adhiraj's shoulder)
Adhiraj: Bauji, Dad....toilet kahan hai ? (Bauji points the way silently) ....Adha runs to the loo....Bauji walks away...
Bui enters....
Bui: Namaskar Chandra Sekhar bhai sahab....lijiye baisan ka ladoo (Chandra sekhar bhai sahab has no option but to eat the ladoo)
Dadi: Beta ...lo jelabi khao....
Bui: Bhai sahb zara kalakhand khayiye...
Dadi: Beta ....yeh gulab jamun to kha lo!
(Chandrasekhar bhai sahb eats all)
Bauji (reenters)...Bhai sahab sagai ke bare mein aap se kuch bat karni thi...
C.Sekhar: Bui...toilet kahan hai?
(runs to the loo)
Bauji: (whispers) Baap beta dono bar bar loo kyon ja rahe hain
Bui: Itne gulab jamun aur jelebi khayenge to aisa hi hoga...
Dadi: Suno, maine jo mithai khilayi woh sab Indore ke hain...zaroor tumhare morena wali mithai ki wajah se hi gadbad hui hai...
Bui: Aaap morena ke mithaiyon ke bare mein kya jaanti hain?
Bauji: Ratna!! Badon se is tarah bath nahin karte...
Uday enters
Uday: tauji, Indore aur Morena ke mithai dono theek hain...abhi abhi maine 2 kilo mithai khaya hai...
Bauji: Phir bath kya ho sakthi hai...
Uday: Mujhe lagta hai ki Adhiraj aur uske dad ko khandani diarrhea hai...
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Bauji is speaking to a picture of his dead wife...lets call her Padma....)
Bauji: Maine hamari ladki ki shadi is khandan mein fix kiya tha Padma ...yeh soch kar ki kabhi use kisi cheez ki khami nahin hogi
Padma : Lekin kya sirf paison se khandan banti hai....kya zindagi bhar meri beti ko diarrhea wala pati aur sasur ka seva karna padega??...kaisa baap ho tum??
Bauji: Yeh kya kah rahi ho Padma?? Padma! Padma!!
(Padma doesnt answer...smiles mysteriously)
FREEZE
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The Pandit is chanting mantras.....suddenly Bauji enters...."Pandit ji ek minute rukhiye...! " Bui stares at Bauji open mothed...Voice: Kya yeh shadi hogi?...Dekhte rahiye somwar se shukrawar MJHT,,,sirf Star One par....
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