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1.First day @ school
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"
"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
2.Will you give me a ring?
A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"
3.Mother of 4
Husband apni wife ko baar - baar ye kah kar bulataa hai - "Are mere 4 bachcho ki maa sunti ho?"
Wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai - 'Bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap."
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
