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Husband:Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are foryou
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Wife:I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband:Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movietickets.
Wife:Why Three?
Husband: For you and yourparents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push!!!
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Q:What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?
A: Justforget it once and you will never forget itagain
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was afool when I married you.
The husband replied, Yes dear, but I was in love and didnt notice
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It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
***************************************
Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
*********************** *********
Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are foryou
*************************************************
Wife:I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
***************************************
Husband:Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movietickets.
Wife:Why Three?
Husband: For you and yourparents
*************************************
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push!!!
********************************************
Q:What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?
A: Justforget it once and you will never forget itagain
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was afool when I married you.
The husband replied, Yes dear, but I was in love and didnt notice
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Bigg Boss 19
