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It's friday peeps...it's time for me to tell you all what I learned in my chemistry class this whole school life....
so who's in for some chemistry???? raise your hand and then howl....aaaaooooowwwwwww...
naaah...what are you doing...why howling? are you the wolf pack??
anyhow..coming back to my point...chemistry lecture...sit down quietly while i lecture and do not talk anything but chemistry...alright?
today's topic is types of chemical bonds and how they relate to lnmdj-----
1. Ionic Bond--- in this type, one positive and negative atoms come together for a mutual exchange ..the "give and take" exchange.
Now one might say that the jodis might fit this type with the Saxena brothers being the anions and Gujral sisters being the cations....but neither are the brothers completely anionic aka negative nor are the sisters completely cationic aka positive.
What i mean to say is that none of them is totally perfect by themselves and thus the "give and take" exchange is not possible. besides, ionic bond breaks quickly...and none of the jodis are that easily breakable....so scratch out ionic
2. Non-Polar Covalent bond--- Now this is when two atoms come together and share electrons mutually and equally....this is a strong bond..but it still won't fit our jodis. here's why--- because this requires similar charges...this means that each person has to be similar to their counterpart. in simple words, Prithvi would have to be similar to Damini, Sameer to avni and Varun to Roshni...which is truly no the case as we all know..right?...so scratch this out as well....
3. Polar covalent bond---this is when two polar...that is oppositely charged atoms come together and form the covalent bond aka share depending on it's individual properties.
This seems to fit our jodis completely, doesn't it?
just spare a thought---- Prida are polar opposites of each other...one depends on the other. both have flaws in themselves..but when they come together-- the same duo comes out to flawless, perfect combo and their bondage is strong...it is protected...there are some bond strains but overall they are pretty intact together.
Savni--well again two polar opposites...coming together...earlier when sameer was at the top of his game he pulled more electrons aka control towards himself..but now it's Avni's turn..she is enjoying the pool of electrons around her...the control that she has garnered now. Even though there is strain, it will stabilize...the bond is here to stay.
Varni--- OMG! Do I even have to point out how completely polar these two kittens are??? There's the happy, naive, childlike Rosh..and then there's calm and mature varun! these two share the "happy" side of covalent bond...it's not yet fully formed but it is forming...they are connected and affected by their elder siblings' bonds...
their's is more like H-bonds....they roam around each other but are not yet tied down together like their elders. they will get there...but till then let them roam around until the Prida and Savni bonds have been sealed in place.....right?😉
Sorry If i bored you all to sleep.......just felt like connecting my chemistry to prida, savni and varni........😕😕
so who's in for some chemistry???? raise your hand and then howl....aaaaooooowwwwwww...
naaah...what are you doing...why howling? are you the wolf pack??
anyhow..coming back to my point...chemistry lecture...sit down quietly while i lecture and do not talk anything but chemistry...alright?
today's topic is types of chemical bonds and how they relate to lnmdj-----
1. Ionic Bond--- in this type, one positive and negative atoms come together for a mutual exchange ..the "give and take" exchange.
Now one might say that the jodis might fit this type with the Saxena brothers being the anions and Gujral sisters being the cations....but neither are the brothers completely anionic aka negative nor are the sisters completely cationic aka positive.
What i mean to say is that none of them is totally perfect by themselves and thus the "give and take" exchange is not possible. besides, ionic bond breaks quickly...and none of the jodis are that easily breakable....so scratch out ionic
2. Non-Polar Covalent bond--- Now this is when two atoms come together and share electrons mutually and equally....this is a strong bond..but it still won't fit our jodis. here's why--- because this requires similar charges...this means that each person has to be similar to their counterpart. in simple words, Prithvi would have to be similar to Damini, Sameer to avni and Varun to Roshni...which is truly no the case as we all know..right?...so scratch this out as well....
3. Polar covalent bond---this is when two polar...that is oppositely charged atoms come together and form the covalent bond aka share depending on it's individual properties.
This seems to fit our jodis completely, doesn't it?
just spare a thought---- Prida are polar opposites of each other...one depends on the other. both have flaws in themselves..but when they come together-- the same duo comes out to flawless, perfect combo and their bondage is strong...it is protected...there are some bond strains but overall they are pretty intact together.
Savni--well again two polar opposites...coming together...earlier when sameer was at the top of his game he pulled more electrons aka control towards himself..but now it's Avni's turn..she is enjoying the pool of electrons around her...the control that she has garnered now. Even though there is strain, it will stabilize...the bond is here to stay.
Varni--- OMG! Do I even have to point out how completely polar these two kittens are??? There's the happy, naive, childlike Rosh..and then there's calm and mature varun! these two share the "happy" side of covalent bond...it's not yet fully formed but it is forming...they are connected and affected by their elder siblings' bonds...
their's is more like H-bonds....they roam around each other but are not yet tied down together like their elders. they will get there...but till then let them roam around until the Prida and Savni bonds have been sealed in place.....right?😉
Sorry If i bored you all to sleep.......just felt like connecting my chemistry to prida, savni and varni........😕😕
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