** Joke of the Week--GOD is missing! ***

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.


("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

Edited by Jess. - 15 years ago

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Posted: 15 years ago
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hahaha....awesome man....luv this line...""they think we did it."
thanx a lot for sharing..
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Posted: 15 years ago
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READ before but still enjoying reading again...🤣

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣

This one is hilarious🤣🤣 GOD IS MISSING🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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This one is hilarious!!

"And they think we did it!" 🤣🤣🤣

-Mahi
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Posted: 15 years ago
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So funny [=))} 🤣

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

Haha ! so cute !

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Thats so funny........
And they think they did it 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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They think we did it 🤣 🤣 🤣
LOL thnx for a good laugh

~Lily
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Posted: 15 years ago
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thats really funny ..........nice joke
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Posted: 15 years ago
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HAHAHAHA...THATS HILARIOUS......🤣

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