I Love You Dad:
>> >>
>> >> Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished
>> >>to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
>> >>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of
>>the
>> >>pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he
>> >>opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
>> >>
>> >>Dear Dad,
>> >>
>> >>It is with great regret and
>>sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
>> >>leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because
>>I
>> >>wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real
>> >>passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet
>> >>him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos,
>>and
>> >>motorcycle clothes.
>> >>
>> >> But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said
>> >>that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
>> >>together. Even though Randy is much older than
>> >>me (anyway,42 isn'tso old these days is it?),and has no
>> >>money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our
>> >>relationship,don't you agree?
>> >>
>> >>Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in
>>the
>> >>woods and has a
>>stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true
>> >>he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to
>>me
>> >>in his own way.
>> >>He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one
>>of
>> >>my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really
>>hurt
>> >>anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with
>>our
>> >>friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
>>meantime,
>> >>we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can
>>get
>> >>better; he sure deserves it!!
>> >>
>> >>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
>>care
>> >>of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
>>get
>> >>to know your grandchildren.
>> >>
>> >>Your loving
>>daughter,
>> >>Rosie.
>> >>
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>> >> At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
>> >>trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
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>> >> PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's
>> >>house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
>> >>life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please
>> >>sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love
>>you!!!
lolzz..sorry i thought this mail woz soo mean😳😆but yea..funny at d same tymm..i couldn't b bothered 2 fwd it so i posted it here😳
lub ju loads
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