I.B.L. CC #3: Sabke ToTey Uda Dey

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petticoat

@petticoat

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

YAY....IBL CHAT CLUB 1 (https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/chat-clubs/1212708/i-b-l-chat-club-udaing-tootas-invites-only) - Down and Out in THREE Days.

Guiness Book Of World Records here we come...🥳

👍🏼....You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby....👍🏼

*SOFT BG MUJIK*

*opens door Tulsi maiyya ishtyle and welcomes you to the IBL Chat Club*

*blushes* * cries* *faints* *jumps in joy* *rejoices* *gets weak kneed*

Haila I am experiencing so many emotions right now that I think I might get 'blown over' very soon. *sniff*sniff*. FINALLY we get our very own EKSCLUJIVE chat club where we can bak bak bak. *does happy dance*

Everyone 'dil se WELCOME' to the first ever IBL CC *applause*. Since some aunties could not tolerate all our PHUN, we are going to continue our deep and meaningful discussions out here. We will udao everyones totas and entertain substantially.

But before we begin, we have to take an oath

*bheekharis get up & place hands on their katooras*

Repeat after me: I beekhari 'your name' solemnly swear that I am up to no good. From this day forth I will band bajaofy everything and anything. I will not hold back my emoshans and will whole heartedly let my chindiness take over. MJHT se lekar RKS tak...I will dissect everything from beginning to end. And I promise to offend as many people as I can (lol)...all in the name of entertainment!

Ok sorry....that oath was crap! Whatever...let the CHATTING begin.

PS>Like button lovers and friendly stalkers are most welcome. Aunties and irritating juveniles please KEEP OUT. You can shower us with your LOWE in the MJHT forum.

NOTE: Please post all your spoof songs, ishtories and caps in the IBL Gallery (https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/miley-jab-hum-tum/1207194/ibl-gallery5-directory-complete). The gallery will now remain open for the sole purpose of spoofing in regards to MJHT.

Additionally this CC will have some RULES so till we officially announce those..just continue as usual.

~* JAI CHINDI...🤗...and lets kick some ass baby...😉*~

^^Credit: Sanu

Edited by carolinecj - 16 years ago

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petticoat

@petticoat

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

Dedicated To Our Lowable Aunties and their Juvenile Followers:-

If you people have even an OUNCE of SHAME or SELF RESPECT left in you, please stop poking your noses around and find something else to do other than STALKING people and REPORTING their posts.

Obviously if you have neither shame nor self-respect then please continue with your low-life and pathetic antics.

~* Have A Good Day *~

^^ Credit: Sanu

A motivating mess from the IBL's biggest supporter: 😉 😆

~* ~ We use wit and humour to criticize, not to harm but to make all realize on some important fact, to forget our disappointment for a while and cover it up with laughter. But some use filth, not to criticize but to attack or to make us collapse mentally. It is obvious to everyone who possesses 'negative qualities' that some of these 'idiots' show their jealousy and foolishness by attacking people without any solid reason. I must say to all the people who have contributed to the success of IBL, that please do not let any idiot block your way. Take what they say to you as an additional inspiration. Pity on these inhuman people since they have no brain, no time and no back-bone. ~*~

ATTENTION-IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS SUCH A PERSON, PLEASE HELP THEM TO CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIC. THEY BADLY NEED HELP AND GUIDANCE TO BECOME A ' POSITIVE HUMAN BEING'.

^Credit: mashaal

woot woot...We Love You Mash...🤗

Edited by carolinecj - 16 years ago

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petticoat

@petticoat

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

An Important Announcement Bheekharis:

We have decided to honor some of our ISHPECIAL chindis by crowning them with some PRESHTEJIOUS titles. They add to the sparkle and shine of this CC. *pheels phroud* *tapkaos aanso*.

So please put your hands together for our very own PHAMOUS members who are being coveted with STUPENDAAS titles:

~*~ Caroline *carolinecj* > IBLs CHIEF (Panga na le)~*~

~*~Ash*DarkHellBlaze* > IBLs ITEM GIRL (Hit hit soniye)~*~

~*~Kavya *Kavya_KraZQueen* > IBLs JOCKEY (Ahem ahem )~*~

~*~Neha *mesweetneha* > IBLs MALLIKA SHERAWAT (Bharatiya Nari No. 1..lol)~*~

~*~Sidra *SidraMayurBL* > IBLs PINKY DOLL (Blush blush)~*~

~*~Sanu*~srk_abhi_apu~* > IBLs BIGGESHT CHINDI(With a Capital "C")~*~

~*~Iqra*blushpink13~* > IBLs KEKTA MAIYYA(Full with SFX effects)~*~

~*~Mash*~mashaal~* > IBLs GUIDING ANGEL (Light of Hope & Happiness)~*~

~*~Zainab*-Faith-* > IBLs FAV SQUISHY JHAPPI WAALI LURKER (Aa gale lag ja)~*~

~*~Sneha*-snya_sajan-* > IBLs LOLA KUTTY (Welgum Welgum)~*~

Credits: carolinecj, chindi brackets sanu

Edited by carolinecj - 16 years ago

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petticoat

@petticoat

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

Lessons on how to act charmeeli

ANything else to be added here ..will be updated based on pms!

Edited by carolinecj - 16 years ago

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aditi gupta

@psycho_angel

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

sorry guys..this is the only spoof i wrote at the moment...will update this part when i write something better
mayank bana srGay:[ripped from neha's mayank bana basanti thread]
possible mappu-nupz date convo:
mappu:heyeyey nnnnupur...tum white dress mein kafi acchi lag rahi ho...tumhe kaafi suit kar raha hai
nupz:slightly confused at the sight of a glowing red halloween devil complimenting her
"excuse me?kya main aapko jaanti hoon?"
mappu: mayank...naam to suna hi hoga tumne?
nupz:accha accha mayank...yeh lal battiyon ka dukaan bankar kya kar rahe ho?
mappu:parampara....tradition...mere dadaji ne yehi dress apne pehle date par pehna tha...mere dad ne bhi...aur ab main
nupz:accha...looks around suspiciously at the decorations
mappu:assuming she's looking for someone else..."kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar main hoon na"
nupz:nahi,kisika bhi nahi...bahar baarish ho rahi hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon[dialog from kal ho na ho]
nupz:kya?par hum to beach wale restaurant mein hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon....tum kuch logi?
nupz:staring at the menu "theek hai...lassi aur naashte ka samaan"
mappu:thinking hard ab kya bolu?i was supposed to say "kuch nahi?good ...kyon ki ghar par kuch hai hi nahi"..mayank is worried...nothings going according to plan....first the baarish....now the dialogs getting messed up...looks around

violin man was supposed to play "mohabbatein" but messes up and plays that pathetic prehistoric anu malek song

its raining raining raining
my heart is paining paining paining

[anyone remembers the lyrics?]

mappu:[putting on a full on smile]...brandishes the 11gende ka phool he has collected when the florist refused to sell him the roses
nupz:flowers??mere liye??
mappu:kal aap yellow dress mein thi....to aaj se yellow hi mera favorite color hai ji..yellow yellow...dirty fellow...aur waise bhi aur koi color bacha hi nahi tha....sare roses maa ke laadlo ne khareed liya tha
nupz:bahut khubsoorat hai ....thank you
mappu:seniorita..bare bare shehero mein aisi choti choti flowers mil hi jaatein hain
nupz:shrieking at the sight of the black horse "eeeek mayank...ise bhagao!!"
ghodewaala:saab saara safed paint baarish mein nikal gaya
mappu:trying to sit on the supposed to be safed ghoda and spreading his arms wide "Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"
nupz:looking worried...mayank....leave the horse alone..main ghar auto mein chali jaaoongi...gets up,collects her allahabadi bag and shouts "rickshaw"
violin wala,ghodewaala and phoolwala come to collect their dues
mappu waves them away with a nonchalance...and climbs into the next rickshaw after nupur

the three men looked stunned..kya aadmi hai..chuna laga kar chala gaya..

mappu[ hanging from the auto window ]:""Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago

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nehlove

@nehlove

Sparkler

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Posted: 16 years ago

I decided to use my reserved post for Sholay spoof :))

Sholay spoof

Scene 1: Gabbar Ma

Mayank comes home without roses...

Ma: Arre oh mayyu... kitne roses laane the

Mappu: 87 maa..

Ma: Bus 87 laane the aur phir bhi waapis aa gaye. Kya socha tha ki Nupur bahut khush hogi?? Patt jaayegi?

Mappu: maaf kar do maa

Ma: Iski sazaa milegi.. zaroor milegi.. Yeh kitne haath hai?

Mappu: Do Ma...

Ma: Haath do aur Mayyu ek.. bahut nainsaafi hai.. (takes one hand behind her back) Ab theek hai..

Mappu: Maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai maa..

Ma: Toh bata' yeh maa tujhe kaunsi chakki ka aata khilati hai??

Mappu: Pata nahi.. lekin yeh sach hai ki maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai..

Ma: Khana khaya hai.. ab ek pyaara sa thapar kha.. Aur jaa kahin se bhi roses aur safed ghode ka intezaam kar..

Scene 2: Suicide

Mappu: Axe-L waalo.. main jaa raha hoon.. Susaaide'.

Students: Lekin kyun??

Mappu: Yeh jo Nupur haina Nupur.. usse meri date honewali thi lekin iss flower ki dukanwale ne ismein bhaanji maar di.. isliye.. yeh mera akhri good bye..

Samrat: Saala Nautanki.. ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.. And damn these creatives.. play mein enough nahi tha kya.. humeshaa usiko nautanki scenes dete hai aur mujhe bus sheena ke saath bitha diya hai' Kash sheena bhi sholay ki jaya bhaduri ki tarah sirf door se mujhe ghoore aur jab main guitar bajaoo toh chali jaaye..

Mappu: Dekh lena axe-l walo.. Me dying then police coming.. police taking flowerwala to jail and in the jail flowerwala chakki pissing and pissing..

Students: Arre bhaiya.. isko rose de do.. Haan keh do..

Rosewala: Theek hai.. Main tumhe 87 roses dene ke liye tayyar hoon..

Mappu: Rosewala bhi raazi aur taangewala bhi.. Isiliye.. Suicide cancel'

Scene 3: Tanga scene..

Mappu: Yu ke.. taangewale bhai mujhe zyaada baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi lekin bus itna puchhna tha ki iss ghode pe kaise baithte hai??

Bhaiyya: Ek pair uss taraf.. ek pair iss taraf aur baaki ka ghode ke upar..

Mappu: Yu ki.. Chalo theek hai.. Dhanno.. tu sab sambhal lena..

On the way it starts raining and Mappu is already late'

Mappu: Chal Dhano Chal.. Aaj tere Mappu ki izzat ka sawaal hai..

Dhanno: Arre Mappu'

Mappu: Yu ki.. yeh kaun bola??

Dhanno: Ye hum bol rahe hai..

Mappu: Dhanno tum?? Chamatkar ho gaya.. Mera ispecial miraculous touch healing powers animals pe bhi work hote hai.. Sabashh Mappu.

Dhanno: Choop Raho Mappu.. Agar tere pichhe Nupur padi hai toh mere pichhe bhi stable mein chaar ghode pade hai jinko jaake mujhe milna hai.. jab tum mere upar se utroge..

Scene 4: At the Date..

Nupur: By God.. Zyaada bolne ki aadat toh mujhe hai nahi lekin tumne kya socha ki Nupur morena ki rehnewali hai toh usse akal nahi hai aur tum usse wait karwake bana loge usse ullu?? Ab jaldi bolo warna Nupur jaa rahi hai apne ghar..

Since Mayank is at loss of words'

Nupur: Itna Sannata kyun hai bhai?

Mappu: Nupur' Tumhara naam kya hai Nupur..

Nupur(weird look): Nupur..

Mappu: Nupur.. aaj maine kuch socha hai..

Nupur: Kabhi Kabhi yeh kaam bhi kar lena chahiye (warna aaj kal toh tum sochte hi nahi ho)

Mappu: Maine socha hai ki aaj yahan violins bajege aur hum dono dance karenge..

Nupur: Sab humein dance karke dekhenge toh.. Aas Paas se aake Kamine Kutte humara khoon pee jaayege..

Mappu: Phir bhi hum dance karenge.. (forwards his hand so she can take it and dance with him)

Mappu: Yeh haath mujhe de de Nupur.. Dance ke liye. Yeh haath mujhe de de..

Nupur: Nahi' Mayank iss beach pe sab ke saamne matt naachna Mayank.. matt nachna..

Mayank: Ho' Jab tak hai Jaan' Nupur Jaana.. Hum teri wish puri karenge' Hoo.. Hoo..

Nupur: Mayank Jaana.. Machhar Maarna' Rain mein mujhe kaatenge' Hooo Hoo..

Mayank: Don't worry Nupur.. Inn Machharo ko aaj main nahi chhoroonga.. Chun Chun Kar maaroonga' Chun Chun Kar.. Aakhi yeh haath nahi.. yeh phaansi ka phanda hai..

Scene 5: MJHT phorum

PD: Mappu Numbo date ke non cheesy hone par kitna bet laga hai?

PD assitant: Pure 20% members..

PD: Soona' pure 20% members aur yeh 20% isliye hai ki yahaan se 100 posts door jab MJHT phorum pe koi MN scene par excited ho jaata hai aur celebrate karta hai toh PD kehti hai.. Chup hoja member warna Cheezy Mappu Man cut/outs lekar aa jaayega.... Aur teen din (jab main nahi thi) acchhe scenes dekar inn bewakoof creatives ne PD ke bakwaas scoops ka naam mitti mein mila diya.. Iski sazaa milegi.. barabar milegi..

Aur usiki sazaa hum sab bhoogat rahe hai.. chaar din ki chandni phir kaali raat..

Edited by nehlove - 16 years ago