Here is today's Lessonš¤:
1. Did anyone else roar with laughter when Chandni entered C-Jzoo?𤣠No?š² It was just me then?š¤ š¤£ I found her sharmana so hilarious, it looked like she didn't want to blind herself looking at G3 so she made do with counting her bangles or her momma ke and act all weirdly shyš¤£...you know...I even banged my couch when roaring with laughter and my mom had to come out of the kitchen to check just what am I watching𤣠and then admonish me for laughing loudly Apparently nice mannerful girls don't laugh so loudlyš³šµ
2. This Harman is sure popping everywhere nowadays..Pehle he used to be invi and mute man..now he isš¤ ...just there manš³ *Just remembered Zu di se promise of toning down Harman bashing*šµ It's Bery hardšš I am glad though that he told Prem his dotty's name *grudgingly* Go Harman Go! Go Far away, Go!..*puts a spell to make the last sentence invi to Zu di*
3. So Prem is angry now?Kya tubelight hain Heer ke saamne bhiggi billi and Jzoo mein wounded Sher Did he really think ki Heer will marry someone coz he asked her to? Bhondu number 1 Bangdu kahika But Yay! I got the FB I had been waiting forHow they decided on the name Chaahat BTW..who the heck is the Maasijiš³ Lallu has many Biji's but Maasi's too?š¤ Or was it Prem ki Maasi..or Heer ki?š¤ Who the heck cares anyway𤣠BTW Prem..idiot..Prem2 and Premi? He has no imagination...how about Balbeeriye and Balireeye..*hides from Nans* š¤£
4. Chandni𤣠Ye toh Harma- I mean Lallu se bhi badi namuni nikli𤣠She was talking about her 2 BF's so proudly𤣠Medal thodi na the𤣠And Prem agrees to marry her𤣠Was I the only one who was not worried?š¤ Coz I was expecting Prem to do some drama over it and cut off G3 ka joker nose𤣠which he did And BTW Chandni has such a big head..I wonder how she walks with it...khudki hi itni taareef𤣠And ummm..why would her friends be happy with her marrying Prem?š¤£
5. Ah-HA! See E? Told ya they haven't divorced My God that Chandni's face when Prem talks about Chaahat living some days with him and some with Heer𤣠She was utterly bewildered𤣠And Man...G3 ka face when Prem tells everyone that he has a daughter...children are generally a mood killer in second marriages𤣠So ismarty pants Prem used that instead of insulting his Mom𤢠by point blank refusing to marry Chandni..ME LIKES!š Though..I wouldn't have minded...allright allright..I would have partied if he had directly cut G3 ka nose instead of doing it indirectlyš¤£
6. Prem ke Heer gunngaanšš¼ such a slap on G3 and Chandni and her overexcited mother..I tell you there were in for the moneyš”š¤¢ Laalchi parents and Chandni𤢠And a BIGGER slap...Prem carries Heer ka pic in his pocket! THANK YOU GOD he removed Lallu ka pic from his pocket PARTY! š„³š¤£ It's a big deal..really..maybe Khushi will be kind enough to click the pic of the first Lallu ka photo Prem carried𤣠He looked like a smug goat who ate somebody's hair𤣠Just a note..I had not adopted Goaty at that time..so the comparison didn't hurt her feelings š¤£
7. Chandni called Prem Pyscho𤣠and Sick𤣠I swear one of these days I will seriously have to move into the Menti hospital𤣠coz I laughed so loud for that scene that my mom again came out to admonish me But did you guys notice how Prem was smiling? He actually was enjoying Chandni ka ranting𤣠Heck, who can blame him..I was 𤣠the whole time too...and uparse G3 ka shamefaced look𤣠Mera dil garden garden ho gaya, By God.𤣠Oh I have to give Chandni credit...she is a nice dottyš¤£...she was nice enough to tell her parents to stay if they want and enjoy the party if they want before stalking out...maybe she wanted her greedy parents to have food at C-Jzoo in exchange for the insult?𤣠Were they waiting for it? Don't they know(it's universal knowledgeš) that Jzoo never gives their guest food...it's mainly melting icecream𤣠and that too VERY VERY Rarelyš¤£
8. Preet! teased Chandni𤣠Now that's the Preet we all adorešš¼ and Ok Harman was good too..he told off Maya and then went and hugged Premšš¼ BTW, life at C-Jzoo must be boringgggg for Maya no?𤣠She compared it to Black and White movies?𤣠Don't worry Maya...now you will have Godzilla G3 spewing venom for Heer everywhere.
9. Woohoo! Our Prem is back! That's right Prem..we don't want the tooti footi parchayi of Prem...who is guilt ridden..we want our pehle ka Prem back and uparse he is even gonna call on Heer ka bluffš„³ How lemme see how Heer handles this Premš He is going to India..he is going to India..and G3 ka face is like Gobarš¤£
10. š² Man...is this Jzoo people blind? Can they not see how G3 hated the idea of Prem getting back Heer? Sheesh..it's so obviously...even the aashirwad she gave Prem for bringing back Heerš¤£(How ironic) was like she didn't wanna touch an insect.
11. Hai...my dil again became garden garden again seeing the three brother huddling close and leaving for the airport..Um Prem? Me is all happy for you and all..but dude where is your bag?š³ I know you are in a hurry..but personal hygiene is important tooš³
12. š²OhMiGosh, GoshOhMiš³ This Jugni danced for a whole day? Kya stamina haiš³
13. Prem reached India bhi?š² Man that was phast! This show keeps surprising usš„³ I was expecting Prem to reach India at the end of Friday ka epi..so that this weekend will beš” but wow...š² Kis Desh has as usual managed to surprise usš Oh BTW, I so expected G3 to do some natak...of ill health or something to stop Prem..but looks like Juneja boys took Prem at the speed of light to the airport and packed him off to bring back their Bhabhiš Jiyo Harman and Preetšš¼
14. Special mention again to G3 ka sada hua Gobar faceš¤£...IN YOUR HUGE FACE G3!
Ok Pathshala Khatam...Cornetto for all..I so loved aaj ka epišš¼ *grabs a Cornetto and take a huge bite out of it remembering G3 ka face*š¤£
~Trivš¤