Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
*Crazy MayUrian World DB- Updated*
Okay,
These are some excerpts for fun...vocabulary,theories
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Arnatics: Short form for Arjun Fanatics 😳😳
OMG=Obsessed MayUr Gang..often start convoz about MayUr/ArTI wid OMG(Oh My God!) 😆😆😆
IMCU=Intensive MayUrian Care Unit.........most of the MayUr gang are permanent residents of IMCU especially after 19 Feb epi😛😳😆.....
MMS: Mayank Mania/Madness SYndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry icecream, papaya etc after an episode..🤣)
EAD-Emosonal Attyachaar Disease-It is a very dangerous disease caused due to overdose of mayu's killer smile
Cure-cannot be cured....!!!
Symptoms-1.Patient can see Mayu everywhere all the time
2.Patient feels like singing "Mayu ka emosonal attyachaar" all the time
3.Patient hates taking SHORT-CUTS
4.Patient scribbles mayank,mayu all over their books and on their desks
5.Patient hates when somebody tries to touch their hair
6.Excess intake of papaya
7.Doesnt let anybody waste water,bread...
8.Cant stand the sight of Mayapari...
SMS: Save My SOul from Mayank😛
MBM: Mayur Bhajan Mandali...
MCCP:Mayank Chindi chor PraniVishwamitra Theory application: Our Menaka Nupur seducing serious seeda saada GOOD BOY MayankMayank heater effect: "ladka itna hot ho sakta hain ki uske wajah se icecream bhi melt hojayegii"(reference: 3rd March episode. We MayUrians/Arnatics are of the strong opinion that Mayank can be the next biggest revolution after Microwave)
Darwin's theory: Survival of the fittest.. Mayank has the right to lie to survive in a gaon that they are married...The Skunk Theory: The creatures that are really quite mild mannered (also called Chui-Mui Types), and if you don't startle them or make them angry, they're happy to leave you alone. 😆😆😆(This theory strictly implies to creatures like mayank)🤡
The Pickup-Drop-Escape Theory
Pick Up= pick up Nupz when shes is drunk
Drop= Drop her if people start reading your mind (classroom scene after the koshish karne waalon ki haar nahi hoti bit when Mayu drops Nupz as CJ gives him a 'what's cooking Mayu' look)
Escape= Try to run away when she is attacking you with stones and chasing you to burn you alive (jungle scenes)😲
DCMD Theory (Dimaag ke Circuit Main Defect Theory): ALWAYS thinking the opposite and jumping to conclusions very quickly 😆😆{the upar neeche effect}The mantra that relieves intense attraction problems::
Relaxx Phocusss and Concentrate(RPC) Mantra: FOCUS on anything but the girl (this mantra usually fails during practical applications) 😆 😆
Some spicy side effects of attraction: Eating green chillies and not realizing it for a long time. Of course the guy can always blame it on the girl for wearing his clothes.
Hot ya Not theory: Agar ladka ladki ki nazar mein doob gaya, a shock(or scream) treatment is necessary to make him realise that the teekhi mirchi may be hotter than the girl itself!Luv ya lil Ice Cream: The act where a guy finds that imaginary trace of ice cream by the girl's lip tastier than the bowl full of ice cream in his hands. 😳😳😳
Disturbia- That state of a guy's mind where his outlook towards his own clothes changes as they adorn a beautiful girl with long hair which is wet.
Gaze n Haze effect: A girl's Wet hair compels the guy to Gaze at her(he tries hard not to, but there is nothing much he can do about it) and a playful brush of her wet hair across his face leaves his senses clouded(read hazy), confusing him. 😳 😳
THE KUMBHKARNA SIDE EFFECT THEORY: this theory indicates that LATE NIGHT SLEEP can hv HIGHLY SHOCK PRONE ..negative effects which lead to BHAYANKAR consequences.......
SINGULAR CAUSE for this effect- Mayank (who DISTURBS our mind and does not let us fall asleep)! 😳😳
A Famous and often used Word from MayUrian part of the world:
'WHATEVER' (Meaning.......well.....all MayUrians know that)
And the greatest theory of all
The Undue Advantage Theory - its very difficult to put this theory concisely or in one line (we filled up pages based on this theory). It basically deals with the interpretative scope "Undue Advantage" can offerThis theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..KESH-NIKHAR THEORY: this theory implies that one shud pamper our with nariyal tel WITHOUT A MISS....to make them look silky and HAWT(this theory is in the connection to mayank's lehraate sundar ghane baal)😆😆 MBK---MAYANK BHAI KENDREIYE..........it includes all those ppl whom mayooooo's mom can adopt...coz guys dont stop drooling over him.......like the salon guy/girl and our very own luckyji
Note: This theory is applicable only to the Male Gender (Arnatics have banned the word SISTER as it is HIGHLY OFFENDS our Arjun sentiments).ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one should shut our very own"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remember in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
Talli Theory:this indicates get "
talli"with a bottle of alchohol assuming it as a "
gaon k kuen(well) ka pani" n start a kajra rey dance so tht our HOT Crush Doodhwala will pick us up😆😆😆
In order to be a true Mayurian you must receive a phd in falling, this is the 'London bridge is falling down theory', you must continuously "trip" for no apparent reason so you can be in the arms of your lover boy for a long period of time
DON'T DARE A LOT, TOUCH GIRLS MAZAGINE NOT THEORY: this theory is in context with the most embarrasin' moment that a guy can face if hez bein 2 geeky enough to read the girl's magazine while sittin' in the ladies favourite hideout...(the ladies spa scene)😆😆😆
girl intoxication= Girl pickup..
to be picked up by your guy act drunk. However results of observation also depends on the quality of tht hottie (and your own weight! your weight should be < the weight of your guy ) Mayurwa, Nupurva BIG BANG THEORY:(not for ages under 18)
This theory explains the facts of how the miss of 6 chaalis ki last local bus can contribute in the possible existance of mayank and nupur's future beautiful kids..-MAYURWA N' NUPURWA...(nick named Chunnu n Chinnu)😆😆😆😆
Cane Threatening Theory: Use a cane to shut up ever-complaining akdoo people like Mayank
BB (Bhaiyyaji-Bhabhiji): Rustic jargon indicating a married couple!
Additional Talent cum Shock Therapy (ATST) theory and also tips on 'how to stop people from snoring'.
ATST : A term for Ventriloquism generally used in the MayUr world!
A tip on 'How to stop people form snoring' :
1. "Sing" (the quotes explain it all) FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago.. 😳
Oxymoron: when Mayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..❤️
Chemistry: Nupur+Mayank
Catalyst: Mayank's black costumes
Zoology: Nupur's fav Bhains
Marketing skills: Bargaining for mayapari and missing the bus!!😆😆
HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat choo🤣
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel.🤪.. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jaado fisal jaayegaa
Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
'Reinvent yourself to Seduce' Theory: This is HIGHLY APPLICABLE TO Nupz!
Moral of the theory (yes, anything is possible here- even theories can have moral summaries): You cannot seduce Mayank with the same blue choodidhar and Ponytail time and again. You have to change your make up , hairstyle and dress (after getting drunk) to seduce him again. Basically, Nupz should keep reinventing herself and don a brand new avatar to be able to seduce Mayank all the time.
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank : Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA, Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie in the morning) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala, making us healthy wealthy and wise.
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.
GR8 Black Vest Obsession(GBVO)- Refers to that state of mind where all Mayank/Arjun fanatics cannot get over his Heavenly Black Vest and are obsessed with it to the extent of chanting its name all the time and bringing it up somehow in the most irrelevant of discussions.
Some of the symptoms of this obsession include :
1. Declaring that shirts do not suit Mayank
2. Seriously planning to start a campaign against his shirts called "Mayank ke Shirts Jalaao Andolan"
3.Emphasizing on the importance of HBV over and over.
4.Writing an essay on how "some Vests can change our life"5. Demanding that Arjun fanatics be made his official dress designers so that we get easy access to his shirts and burn them.6.Dreaming about HBV all the time and conspiring theories that will make Mayank wear the black vest (Read Doodhwala Profession for Mayu).The black vest anthem:
The Colour is black and the name is "vest"
When Mayank wears it , Byy godd , he looks the bloody best
I watch his flawless skin shine and his sexy neck glow
It Always makes me say " yeh dil maage moreee "
We get to see his toned arms & his sexy neck , to name a few
Thank you Black Vest.. It would have been impossible without you
If I had my way , the vest is the only thing id make you wear
Ohh Mayank, we can lap you up with it or simply bare
UFF !!! I keep praising the Vest , i m such a fool
But it leaves me breathless and makes me droooool
But you look good with every other clothes too
May be its not the Black vest , yess babyyyy its youu !!
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LONG LIVE BLACK VEST
GBTO(Great Bare Torso Obsession)= Drooling uninhibited over Mayank's Wet n Bare Chest wishing to be the water droplets that drip off it (i.e Hot Bare Torso aka HBT) *sigh*
The MayUrwa menu:
Entree: atta soup
Main course: parathe made of atta soup(we strongly believe in recycling)
Side dish: teekhi mirchi even if sabzi is there
Desert: chai with biscuit(dadi ne bataaya tha aisa khaane ke liye)/ ice cream converted to milk shake
PS: As for spices in the seasoning, the cook and the cook's assistant are spicy enough(as they throw all the spices around the room)
SPEND THE MONEY RARE , CHOOSE YOUR HONEY WITH CARE THEORY: this theory states that one shud b smart enuf to save our money for milk by marryin' a DOODHWALLA (Read Mayu)...😆😆
Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
CHOTI DIMAAG= A word usually used by Mayank to describe NupurAnd our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
OUR THEME song (dedicated to Mayu):
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
hamaare tender hearts par
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
Our MayUr Anthem :
"dil diya hai...jaan bhii denge..
aye mayur aapke liye
har karam apna karenge
aye mayur aapke liye"..😆
MAYUR SIDE EFFECT BHAJAN:
Tumne Humen pehchana nahii
jana hum koi SANE aatma nahii
screw dheela hai hamare deemag ka..
kab se hai yeh hamen bhii pataaaa nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
eh hey hey..eh.heyy..heyy...laalalalalalallalalallalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"😆😆
(courtesy to jana mein koi anjana nahi song..4m raju chacha
MayUrwa Sapna = A future spin off series about MayUr being planned by the CREATIVE TEAM of CKN (Carol-Kavya-Neha) club on MayUr's life after college CC2CP(Chindi Chor to Chunnu Ke Papa): A term recently coined; it defines the LIFE CHANGING JOURNEY OF MAYANK - from being accused of Chindi Chorism (ohh another new word- Chindi Chorism: meaning the strong belief that Mayank is a Chindi Chor 😆😆 ) to his graduation as Chunnu Ke Papa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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