Bollywood's best spies- Dirt uncovered

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Oh darlings, I just have to tell you what I found out. These Bollywood babes can carry out better sting operations than that portal that started sting operations. I'm a complete fan!

I always liked that girl from the East for her complexion. (I have been trying to get a tan ever since…SIGH!) But now I have started admiring her brains as well. I mean c'mon any girl would be insecure if their hot boyfriend goes around flashing their backsides in films. Though personally I did not quite like the backside, I believe there are quite a few women who do. My bridge buddy for instance was drooling all over my personalised playing cards talking about the hot boy. Eeeewww!

Anyway, coming back to the hot Bolly babe, it requires a lot of brains and courage to do what she did. She just conveniently 'forgot' her cell charger at her boyfriend's place. The fact that the cell charger had an inbuilt pinhole camera is what makes it all so exciting. Sheer brilliance! I always knew fish-eaters had an extra share of brains. Wish I had thought of 'conveniently' leaving one of my cell chargers in my ex's office!

But then it's not like she is the only one 'spying' you know. My favourite Ms Orange juice did the same. Though the story is from a different era altogether. Well, you might remember that before her 'royal' connection, Ms 'exemplary weight-loss' was dating this cute little actor more known for his dancing than acting in those days. Theirs was a dream affair and a nightmarish break-off. Everybody, including my masseur talked about it. Just imagine!

But very few know how and why it happened…Bitchy Bee however is not that negligent. So... as it happened Ms Diet had an arrangement with her driver that he would keep an eye on her then boyfriend. So one day after Mr D dropped his memsahib to the airport, he realised that the boyfriend wanted to be dropped directly at another B'wood babe's house. The ever efficient Driverji called up his Madamji immediately. Ms girlfriend let go of the flight and went directly to her boyfriend's love nest and caught him red-handed. I so wanted to have a picture of that particular moment!

By the way, in case you are still wondering who the 'other' woman was…well it was the same thin little thing who appeared with Ms Orange Juice's ex-boyfriend in his first film. And believe me…she might look all that 'perfect bahu' material…but well…as you see she's so not that!

A more recent spy story would have to be of that tall lanky actress who has developed a deep love for 'action' recently. And why not? After all, she hails from one of those sporty families. I mean half her life she must've spent in a grass court! Well, though I don't really have a soft spot for this girl, I must tell you she is a fighter.

First she snatched back her boyfriend from his ex-girl. That wasn't too tough considering metres of fabric kept the ex away from her boyfriend anyway in that dark bluish film.

What was a real challenge was when her boy started gallivanting around in Goa with the macho man's girl. Now it's only the REALLY brave who do that kind of a thing. I mean who wants to get phone calls in the middle of the night! However, guess what really happened in Goa…trust Bitchy Bee to find out!

Well, so Mr Boyfriend is shooting and 'having fun' with Ms 'I can't speak Hindi' in Goa without having any clue about this crew member present on the sets who also happens to be the Sherlock Holmes planted my Ms Girlfriend. It was this Sherlock woman who called the girlfriend up when things started going out of hand. And insecure Ms girlfriend rushed to the sets without even informing her man. GAWD!!

Well, talking about spies, it's not just the women who play detective. The macho man boyfriend of Ms 'I can't speak in Hindi yet' has been in the spying business since times immemorial, you know. Like since the days he was dating Mrs Big Bahu. And really I can't blame the guy. I mean imagine dating the hottest women in B'wood and not being insecure.

Apparently he does this spying business on his current ex-British girlfriend as well.

I think these people really have courage. I mean had I had any reason to doubt the man I was dating, I would not date him at all! And just look at these women, trying so hard to keep their men from playing around. GAWD, I just love them. Hat's off!

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