DMG: Head Over Heels Part8 Rahul's Concern pg 20

Hi I'm Riddhima Gupta and I'm here to entertain you for the next few months. Let me tell you a little something about myself. I've lived in New York for almost all my life. I know it as the back of my hand so you could say I'm a true American. I'm 21 years old and in my 4^th year at NYU. I'm usually a very chatty person or so I'm told by my Dad and sister Anjali. My dad Shashank Gupta is a business man and is mostly away on meetings. As for my mom, she passed away when I was a kid and I don't have very many memories of her but I'm sure she must have been a beautiful person I mean I have to get my good looks from someone right' I'm sweet, mischievous, bubbly, lively (according to my friends)😉 and I'm good at almost everything I do except when it comes to relationships. I've always had bad luck when it comes to guys, seems like I just can't seem to find the right one. Don't believe me..

My grade school boyfriend Amit 🤢 left me for someone with bigger bo*bs whereas my high school boyfriend Steve ditched me for someone with none at all (who would have guessed he was gay) By the time I made it to university, I thought that my luck had finally changed as I had finally found the perfect guy (or so it seemed). Abhi was all kinds of sweet. He 'was' kind, thoughtful and considerate that is till he discovered his hidden talent of getting a ball through a hoop then bye bye Mr. Sweet Boyfriend and hello Popular Jerk. 😡

So all in all you could say that I'm not the best judge of character. It seems as if every relationship I've ever had was doomed to fail, so I begin my last year at university with a new resolution i.e. no more guys! No no don't get me wrong, it's not like I've turned into a lesbian or anything'NO! It's just that I've decided to take a break and stay away from all guys excluding my best friend Rahul Garewal👏 well he doesn't really count as a guy I mean he is a guy but more of a brother to me. Besides the guy is so in love with my friend Muskaan that it seems all the other girls around him are invisible. As for Muskaan😕, well let me say that the girl may be the most intelligent girl in class but boy is she dumb. Can she not see how much he likes her? Hmm' Maybe I should set them up but then again I wouldn't want my bad luck to rub off on them.

No really trust me when I say I suck at relationships in fact you might as well learn from my experience. i can write a whole book on bad relationships infact let me give you a few pointers. If a guy is cheating on you, he will be exhibiting one of the following behaviors:-

• Spends more and more Saturday nights with 'the guys'.

• Gets cell phone calls while he's with you which he doesn't answer after checking the caller ID.

• Suddenly starts caring about his hair/wardrobe.

• Gets a new job or has to 'work' all the time.

• Stops trying to get into your pants.

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