# Starry Tales: What If Our Stars Turned Writers?

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Posted: 16 years ago
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While reading about a famous author I just thought, what if all our Bollywood stars became authors for one day? What would their books be titled?

Here are a few suggestions from yours truly.

Shahrukh Khan: 40 Going On 20

Amitabh Bachchan: Profit Of Endorsements

Abhishek Bachchan: My Daddy Strongest

Karan Johar: Shahrukh Khan - The USP!

RGV: Why My Films Don't Work

Yash Chopra: Marketing Strategies For Cinema

Aamir Khan: Death: The Super-Hit Box Office Formula!

Rani Mukherjee: My Chopra Uncle!

Sushmita Sen: How To Be The REAL Diamond Studded Diva

Preeti Zinta: NESS CAFƒ€!

Shahid Kapoor: I Want To Be Shahrukh Khan

John Abraham: Miles Of Smiles

Bipasha Basu: Seduction Sells

Hrithik Roshan: The Fitness Regime For A Perfect Body

Salman Khan: 40 Ways To A Successful Marriage

Vivek Oberoi: How To Be In Spot Light

Saif Ali Khan: Fundas Of A Successful Urban Cool Dude

Aishwarya Rai: International PR Skills

Priyanka Chopra: How To Avoid Secretary Bills

Amisha Patel: Money Is Honey

Ayesha Takia: How To Date The Rich

Urmila Matondkar: What Makes A Successful Muse

Sanjay Dutt: What Is Multitasking

Arshad Warsi: Laughter Therapy

Do add your own suggestions to this list, folks!


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pksanam thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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that's hilarious.. 😆
i have a few ideas.. let me compile the list first.. then i'll post them..
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Posted: 16 years ago
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too good....😆....let me see if i can think of some.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Aamir Khan- Main king khan banana chahatha hoon
My lessons on how to use the media

SRK- I'm the best &
how to be cocky yet be loved

Salman Khan- Chadthi jawani meri char mastani
The man who never grows old

Akshay Kumar-
The secret to being mediocre yet be successfull

Rani Mukherjee-
The power of networking

Karan Johar- My big brother, my god, my saviour SRK

Sonam Kapoor- How to make tall claims without backing it up

Deepika- boyfriend management

Kareena- Believe in your own hype


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Posted: 16 years ago
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😆😆😆 Great Job. Cant think of anything or anyone on top of my head right now. 👍🏼 I have dirt in my mind 🤪

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: pragya0

Aamir Khan- Main king khan banana chahatha hoon
My lessons on how to use the media

SRK- I'm the best &
how to be cocky yet be loved

Salman Khan- Chadthi jawani meri char mastani
The man who never grows old

Akshay Kumar-
The secret to being mediocre yet be successfull

Rani Mukherjee-
The power of networking

Karan Johar- My big brother, my god, my saviour SRK

Sonam Kapoor- How to make tall claims without backing it up

Deepika- boyfriend management

Kareena- Believe in your own hype



😆.................too good👍🏼
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Disclaimer: no offense meant.. only for entertainment value..!

Shahrukh - 10 Ways on how to be a star overnight 😳
Amir - 100 Ways to manipulate media
Amir - 50 Ways to create hype around a movie 😉
Salman - Media Managment..! 😉
Saif - 100 ways to please your girlfriend 😳😆😆
Shahid - 20 ways to gain brownie points from female fans.. 😉😆
Amitabh Bachan - Secrets to being a Legend 😳😃😃
Katrina - 20 Ways to knock Ash from top position 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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lmaooo they all r hillarious!😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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LOL Sanam.......

all these books should be called.....books we can't wait to get our hands on.....lol....i think I'll put in an order for all these books now


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Posted: 16 years ago
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lols hilarious stuff ,some real good ones yaar preity zinta one is too good,did you write all by your own ? its really funny.

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