Originally posted by: funky n crazy
hre goes my listttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.how do u like ur gft???
Bahut pyaara! Surprisingly teri taraf se ;)) Talk of oxymorons 😆
2.boards ovaa....ur reactns???
I'm all "yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy" sorts. Yes, now I will also get some time so I can make optimum use of my vellapanti skills😃. Kaafi acha lag raha hai😳. Finally, aazadi mili! Poore ek mahine ke liye kheench ke rak diye the un stupid Board valon ne😡!
3.wht gft wil u gve me whn my boards end???
You really expect a gift from me in days of recession😲??!! Didn't I tell you I'm broke😲?!! Shall I start with that "I'm broke - Recession ke din hain etc etc" wale dialogues😳?
4.hw did u mke a bday topic 4 me???
Erm, it was very simple😊. I took dad's laptop, turned it on, connected to the net, opened my browser window - Mozilla Firefox, typed "www.india-forums.com" in the Address Bar, filled the login form "Username - ashiandyuvirock ; Password - vanshikaismad", scrolled down the page till I reached the Star One section, clicked on Remix, further clicked on New Topic, and iske aage ki kahani toh pata hi hai😛!
Haan, but what made me do all this in the very first place is very much beyond my own understanding. Blame it on the mental imbalance caused by multiple factors like Boards, stupid stupid Pre-Boards, friends like Vanshika, etc😛.
5.tutns bunk karne ke top 5 bahane....
For beginner's level, I will suggest some of the simplest excuses you can use😛.
i) Itni dhoop hai aur mera sunscreen khatam ho gaya. Toh main nahi aa sakta/sakti.
ii) Mere parents mujhe zabardasti bahar lekar jaa rahe hain. Aur mujhe sikhaya gaya hai ki badon ki baaton ka aadar karna chahiye😳.
iii) Vo raste pe chalte chalte mujhe saamne chaar-paanch doggies dikh gaye, aur main darr gaya/gayi. Toh main vaapis ghar chal pada/padi😃.
iv) Mujhe apne ghar ki chaabiyaan nahi mili. Ab obviously, bina ghar lock kare main tutz kaise aaon?! Common sense vali baat hai yeh toh😳!
v) Schoolbus aadhe raste kharab ho gayi. And I'm in no way relate to Lakshmi Mittal and the likes, so I don't roll in money, which implies I do not have a private jet of sorts. Toh I had to wait jab tak bus theek nahi hoti. And jaise hi main ghar pahunchi, aur maine clock dekha, toh I realised ki only 20 minutes of the class are left, out of which I would need five minutes to freshen up, another five minutes to dress up, and five mroe minutes to walk my way. Which leaves me with only five minutes to attend the class, which seemed very impractical. So I thought that I would rather spend those 20 minutes watching TV😃.
6.tutns bunk krne ke top 5 tareeke...
i) Get out of the house saying you are going for tutz, and instead head towards a park and play on the see-saw with the lil' kids😳.
ii) Keep sitting in your loo for about half an hour or so and then tell your mom that you have an extremely upset tummy and there is NO way you can go to tutz. Now obviously you will be made to sit quietly in your room, with your mom not being able to counter attack you. Tum bhi khush, mumma not-so-khush, and tutor bilkul na khush. Yeh ek taraf se bahana hi hua, par koi nahi😃!
iii) Sneak to a cyber cafe, log onto RF, and saath saath Yahoo Messenger pe apne doston se hat karo😛.
iv) Erm, go to your tutz, and keep standing at the entrance and pretend to be a chowkidaar/chowkidarni😃. And if anyone asks you to go in, tell them that you can't put the security of the tutz centre at stake and refuse to go in😎. That way atleast you wont have to submit your assignments or do anything for that matter!
v) Pretend to lose your way, an keep "searching" for your tutz centre for an hour or two, depending on the duration of your classes😳.😳
7.exam tensn ko realse krne ke top 5 ways....
i) Conference on the phone for atleast 3 hours a day before the exa. The three hours that I have spoken about are excluding the private calls though.
ii) Be up-to-date with all the MTV shows, be it that superly stupid Splitsvilla (which I watch only coz of Nikhil😳) or Roadies. Seeing the torture inflicted on the roadies, you will realise ki tumhare Board exams are a cakewalk😛. (Well, they are NOT a cakewalk! I am only trying to induce positive vibes😆!)
iii) Sit near your plants and keep looking at them, how beautiful they are! And in extreme cases of tension, you can probably even resort to counting the number of leaves on your plants.
iv) Go and click the randomest of photographs, ranging right from an "aerial" view of carrots, corn and other vegetables boiling to a before and after style of pics of pasta (before being cooked in white sauce and after😳) to a new bud that appears on our hibiscus plant to the cute swirly patterns formed when you add Hershey's Chocolate Milk syrup to your milk to the shiny button on your Levi's Diva Collection vale jeans etc etc.
v) The most effective way to release your tension has been saved for the last😳. Call me😳! I'M BORED!
8.itne lambe crush list ko hndle karne ke top 10 ways....
Ismein handle karne vali kya baat hai. Ab crushes hain toh hain. You talk as if having crushes is some big deal of sorts, which requires a lot of mehnat. If in your case it is so, then I'm sorry to say my friend, you are delusional, coz kisi pe crush hona koi aisi vaisi baat nahi hai, par aisi aisi si hi baat hai, agar tumhe samajh aa raha ho toh😃!
Phir bhi, I'll give mere do-teen tips. Shayad kaam aaye😳:
-- Sharp vision is very much a pre-requisite for this. Wearing specs helps. Chaar chaar aankhen. You get it?😆
-- Keep noticing the guys who come up on the stage, even those jinka naam us din se pehle kabhi nahi suna hua hoga.
--Keep a tab on all the senior prefects. And when you have to extract information about them, do it as if you are very casual about it, as if koi farak hi nahi padta. If needed, resort to some crazy behaviour while walking on the road with your senior.
The next one is the most important one!
-- Somehow manage to stay away from Twilight. That way atleast you can continue having crushes on real-life guys!
9.list all ur crushes frm A-Z sinc day 1 (i kno bahut hain bt its k try na)
Some stupidly shitty guys, they were not shitty back then (you see, I've always had a good choice regarding guys, bachpan mein bhi, bas kabhi kabhi ajeeb se bande pasand aane lagte hain), but ab 👎🏼. You see, popularity has gone into their head. Phir uske baad kaafi the. Like my seat partner, phir ASG, the guy from BBPS whom I referred to as Reebok guy cuz he always had Reebok ka bag, joote and topi😆, then one of the hottest guys in our grade back then, aur phir I had this hugggeeeee Siddharth fetish - I think half of the thing has got to do with the name itself - right form the Siddharth in RDB, to the Siddharth my mom taught, to the Siddharth, who was my "ex's" (ex-????????) best buddy. Then came my personal kameena HB😆.
10. hws ur headboy???
Hoga acha khaasa. Theek na bhi ho, toh uske aas paas ki jhund of ladkiyaan hain na uska khyaal rakhne ke liye!
Btw(pun intended😆!), headboy vo sirf mera thodi na hai😆. Haan haan, I know that was not why "ur" wa sused. But tere saath rehkae bakwaas karne ki aadat toh lag hi jayegi nah!
11.kitna gussa aa rha hai mani ko???
Gussa? What's that😛? Mujhe toh gusse ki spelling tak nahi aati😳.
12.isnt it too hot!
Dilliwalon ko toh iski aadat hi hai!
13.mickie bttr hai ya minnnie
Mickey.
14.hamleyes or claires??
Global economic slowdown is the answer my dear!
15.whch is ur fav churaaaan???
Excuse me?😆
16.chaanna kulcha is bettr or aloo ka lachaa???
I like chana-kulcha😃.
17.whch is ur fav fun-flip compny???
Sorry, but never paid attention to the name of the brand/company. I'm not sure, but I think it is the same as the Hully Gully wala😆.
18.who bores u d mst???
Who's asking this question?
19.whts ur mbile bill like???
I don't get a mobile bill. I have a prepaid connection. and somehow, I HAVE to manage to keep my balance a 4-digit one.
20.thomu bettr hai ki main☺️
Is that a rhetorical question of sorts😆, you know to create the effect and stuff😆. I'm sure you don't expect an answer, or do you😆?
21.whts ur shoe size mani???
Wait, lemme see my floaters and come😆.
It's a six.
22.m gttin on ur nerves na???
You're still asking?
23.describe me naaa...
I'll give the keywords, you write in sentence form - | (That was a poorna-viraam😛) Your behaviour reflects - .😆
Hindi tha nah, thought of helping you by using some Hindi words😳. Thank to you, even I added a few new Hindi words into my vocabulary😃!
24.describe urslf naaa....
My name is Maniji (as christened by you😆). I am 16 years minus 2 months old/young. I was a tenth grader till two days back. Currrently I am neither a tenthie nor a eleventh grader😃. I am 5"1😭, superly short😭, and am underweight as well. I have a problem in my kaan, particularly in my right ear, cuz some stupid fluids, secretions etc had accumulated behind the eardrum because of which beech mein I had hearing problem. I love talking, but I have to curb my desire to talk at times because of the pain it causes in my jaw😡. I love my hair😳. I dislike my feet. I have ten fingernails and ten toenails as well. I have two eyes (left and right), one nose (centre), two ears (left and right again), lips, hands, legs. Basically I am a Homo sapien , a normal one at that😃.
That was my description😳.
25.ur favvvv IF momnt....
When a girl called Vanshika went on a hiatus😳
Unfortunately, it was temporary.
26. any 5 RF top mers...
"mers"? Not to sound ignorant, but would you elaborate on that one?😆
27.any ym cnfrnce memry...
Oh well, they were like legendary if I may say so😆! There never was, never is, never will be like our good ol' Yahoo Conferences! Those were the days. All our confys were special, but the ones wherein we would play pranks have got to stand out. And yes, there was a very special conference on 19th March 2006😳, which I will never forget!
You chantoooo, you are making me nostalgic taaki I write more and thakaofy my hands from typing. ab se I'll give as chote answers as possible.
28.delhi ki garmi bttr hai ya sardi???
Dilli ki spring😳. The hawa that blows😳!
29.wht do u n thomu tlk bouit vrydy on d phne???
First things first, we do not talk EVERYDAY!
Secondly, what we talk about depends on what we want to talk about which in turn depends on our mood. When we feel like talking nonsense or are irritated, we remember you😃. And when we feel normal/happy/positivey sorts, we talk of Rannvijay et al😛.
30.ur top 10 RF frnds....
RF ke "KUCH" log hain who get on top of my head.
Aur yeh top shop friends ke mamlon mein kya hai
31.wht did u think bout d ppl on rf whn u 1st pstd hre!
Rfians came across are very sweet people, always ready to help, playing pranks on each other and all those jovial sorts😃.
That was before I knew you though.
32.rf kitna badal gya hai???
Bahut zyada!
Infact, I think RF ki history ko hum do phases mein categorise kar sakte hain - Before Vanshika's entry and After Vanshika's entry!
33.hw much hv i chnged???
Not much I would say.
when I met you, I thought of you are some stupid stupid stupid girl, and funnily enough, I still think the same😛!
On a much more serious note, I really think you've changed a lot. From being the stupid, immature Vanshika before, you've now become the stupider, more immature Vanshika😆!
34.hw much hv u chnged???
Oh! That's for others to answer😆. (Sab mujhse hi likhvayegi kya😡. Yes, I'm trying to evade as many questions as possible😆!)
35.whts my n thomu's dushmani lyk???
Erm, how about I compare it to Tom n Jerry😳
(Dono pairs ladte rehte hain, aur dono cartoons hain😆. Soumya being the nice version of the cartoon though😳😆.)
36. descrbe d fllwin ppl~
😭 Mujhse itna type karva rahi hai😭 Abhi thodi der mein fill karti hoon.
shebbls~
pri~
niyu~
esha~
saff~
thomu~
veo~
reemz~
ashita~
avani~
dia~
halshu~
37.top 10 gaane on mani's list....
Currently there's only one favourite and that is - Mere angne mein tumhara kya kaam hai😆! OMG! The lyrics are sooo awesomeee😆
38mani thak ni gyio kya???
Bilkul nahi. Yeh bhi koi poochne vali baat hai kya!
39.board k questns zyada buggin hain ya mere???
Itna maine apne papers mein nahi likha hoga jitna main aaj subah se likh rahi hoon! *straight face*
40.does tara stil bug u???
No, not at all!
Unless you think taking out the aloo and capsicum from mixed vegetables, or taking out the seeds of watermelon, or not letting you talk on the phone, or being forced to watch "Ninja Hattori" is bugging.
41.mani hw mny kids r u hvin???(jst a thght)
Don't you think your thought process is penetrating much beyond than it should?😕😆
time 2 study il brb sooooooooooon😊
I love it when YOU say "brb" or "bye"😳😆
And I hate it when YOU say "soon" or "back"😡
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