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If our actors don't want to appear in these columns then they must do the following things. Salman Khan Whenever he holds a press conference, Salman Khan ensures that he is late by at least two hours. And when he does finally turn up, he hurls curt, boring one-liners that do not make sense. We hope 2006 will see a new Salman. Our advice to Salman:
Please be kind to journalists.
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Vivek Oberoi: Till date, we don't know whether Vivek had an affair with Aishwarya Rai or not. We sincerely suggest that he should not talk about her to anyone this year. Another thing that he did was to change his name from Vivek Oberoi to Viveik Anand Oberoi. That couldn't stop his latest film Home Delivery from failing to deliver the box-office hit he so desperately needs. Our advice to Viveik: Revert to your old name and avoid the foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Farhan Akhtar: We don't think remaking an old classic like Don is any great achievement. The sadder part is that every aspect of the remake has been written about -- Shah Rukh will play Amitabh Bachchan's role, Arjun Rampal will play Pran saab's role, etc etc etc -- except the fact that the making of the remake is yet to begin. Our advice to Farhan:Stop leaking news of your film to the media. Just make the film.
Mallika Sherawat In an interview to Filmfare magazine, Ms Sherawat has been quoted as saying: 'I am tired of my boobs.' Quite a bold statement, we must say. We have not seen any acting -- in the conventional sense of the word -- from the curvaceous actress, since Murder. Ms Sherawat, please act and prove yourself at the box office. Our advice to her:We too are tired of your boobs!
Aditya Chopra The word 'Flop' was supposed to disappear from the Chopra Dictionary after Mujhse Dosti Karoge. But it made a comeback with Neil 'N' Nikki. Will Chopra Junior please enlighten us on how he makes such wonderful films?Our only advice to this brilliant filmmaker: Please, please, please, tell us your filmmaking secret. |
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