AN: For those of the readers who have never seen the show Koffee with Karan, on Star One, this might be confusing for you all, but basically it's a talk show scene with Karan Johar! Enjoy!
Music plays. The room lights up and we see a man sitting on a comfy looking couch, drinking coffee.
Karan Johar: Hello all you lovely people! Welcome to yet another episode of Koffee with Karan. Main hoon Karan Johar, aur aaj mere saath kuch khaas log hain. Pehli baar hum TV ki ek beloved Jodi ko iss show par laaye hain. You've seen their chemistry on screen in Zee TV's Banoo Main Teri Dulhan, and their off screen chemistry at various award ceremonies and now recently on the reality show "Say Shaava Shaava." And now they're both on this show to make it just a bit hotter! Please welcome Sharad Malhotra and Divyanka Tripathi!
*Audience claps*
Karan: Hello...*gets up and gives them both hugs and air kisses*
Sharad: Hi Karan, thanks for inviting us on the show.
Karan: No thank-you. You two were harder to bring together than even Hrithik Roshan.
Divya: well you know Karan; I was busy working on my first film. *She smiles teasingly*
Karan: Oh your first film? Who's it with?"
Sharad: You're asking her?
Karan: well for the viewers.
Divya: Okay our, *gestures to herself and Sharad* first film is being written and directed by this great man here. *points to Karan*
Karan: Accha great man? You know I've always loved you darling.
Divya smiles sweetly.
Karan: okay moving on to some chat pate sawal!
Sharad and Divya look at each other.
Karan: what's wrong? You two don't look very excited?
Sharad: Uhh Karan, we've seen this show enough times to know that you bringing up any topic is dangerous!
Divya nods.
Karan: don't worry about it; I'll go easy on you two right now.
*Sharad breathes a dramatic sigh of relief.*
Karan: not that easy Sharad! *He says that with an evil glint in his eye*
Divya: but Karan...since we're your actors and everything, shouldn't we get special privileges?
Karan: darling, if I gave everyone a special privilege on this show, everyone in my black diary...would have been keeping their secrets to themselves and this whole industry would be dead!
*Divya pretends to pout*
Karan: now now Divya, if you sulk like that, what's going to happen to my hot show? You two are supposed to spice it up and make it hotter than coffee itself!
*Sharad's mouth drops wide open*
Divya: you did not just say that Karan!
Karan: I believe I did, now let's start. Sharad, I believe you have told Divya something special in the last few days?
Sharad: me? (immediately turns red) I haven't said anything special to her.
Karan: oh really? I have this lie-o-meter here; I press it when I think you're lying...
*Karan picks it up and points it at Sharad and presses it**The beeping sound happens**
*Divya starts blushing too*
Karan: divyanka, do you have anything to say to that?
Divya: haan. He did say something special to me, but to find that out, you'll all have to wait after the break!
Karan: take a break! Come back soon!
<*><*><*><*>BREAK<*><*><*><*>
Karan: we're back with televisions hottest Jodi, Sharad Malhotra and Divyanka Tripathi. So Sharad, this special thing that you two have talked about? When did it start?
Sharad looks at Divya who turns away.
Sharad: well it started when we took part in Zee Cinestars Ki Khoj, back in 2005. And ever since then we became friends and we got teamed up for the same serial, and so that's that.
Karan: rather boring story, don't you think?
Divya: well that's us na Karan, we're very boring....there is no spice in our lives.
Karan: I don't know about that, what's this I read about a missing earring?
*Divyanka immediately drops the purse she was holding*
Karan: that certainly got a reaction, so divyanka will you tell us?
Divya: missing earring? Umm...
Karan: kya guys? Itna sharmate kyun ho? Khul ke kehdo na!
Sharad laughs: Easier said than done Karan.
Karan: I don't think so; now tell us this missing earring story...
Sharad: you have a knack for making people give in, you know?
Karan: I know. I'm rather proud of it actually!
Sharad: ha ha ha...
Divya: Sharad...be nice...warna movie se tum nikal jaoge!
Karan: aacha? Tumhe baari fikar ho rahi hain! *he says this with a twisted smile on his face*
Divya: karan! *she giggles*
Sharad: My story? Remember?
Karan: haan sorry...go ahead.
Sharad: well this is from the time that the title song of dulhan was being shot, Divya was in her make-up room, and I was standing around trying to be friendly on the first day, and so she tried on this one earring that looked good with the outfit or something but then we couldn't find the extra piece and so we kept it in the lost and found container and a few days later I was rummaging through Divya's jewellery bag as she needed her bangles from there, and at that time I wasn't a big star so I could do small things like that.
Divya: *in a quiet voice* you still do that for me...*realizing what she said she puts her hand over her mouth*
Sharad: anyways...in her bag I saw the other earring, and so I went back to the lost and found container and saw the two pieces together.
Karan: then? There's some masala behind this...so now tell me!"
Sharad: well I put the other piece back in her jewellery bag, and kept the other piece myself.
Karan: and do you still have it?
Sharad: *quiet voice* I always keep it with me as a good luck charm.
Karan: and I didn't think you could be romantic! That was adorable. Divya, don't you have anything to say to that.
Divya: I...uhh....nahin...mujhe sharam aati hain.
Karan: lekin tumse zyaada to inhe sharam aa rahi hain! *points to Sharad* Kher, moving on, let's take a look at some of Sharad and Divyanka's best moments as Sagar and Vidya.
*An AV plays of cute romantic moments between Sagar and Vidya on the BMTD*
*When the AV ends, Sharad and Divya look at Karan waiting for his sarcastic comments.*
Karan: kya? Meri taraf kyun dekh rahe ho?
Divya: tum kuch kahoge nahin?
Karan: kya?
Sharad: something sarcastic? As usual.
Karan: oh are you actually waiting for me to say something?
*they both nod*
Karan: okay well...fist who thinks eating noodles together is romantic? And then...your hair, dear girl; needed some help!
Sharad: Karan, that wasn't her fault, she just did what the director asked.
Karan: jumping to her defence yet again?
*Sharad smiles, finally going along with the flow.*
Karan: next segment, after the break, keep watching!
<*><*><*><*>BREAK<*><*><*><*>
Karan: welcome back! Now to a more interesting segment...we're going to have the lights dimmed, and we want you two to dance to some songs for us.
Sharad: what?
Karan: I think it's quite simple, we dim the lights, you two dance!
Divya: we understood, we just think it's kinda well...weird!
Karan: weird or not, you two are doing it!
Sharad: fine, let's start this.
Divya: are you going to be sitting right there?
Karan: does it make you uncomfortable?
Divya: maybe
Karan: then I'll def still sit here! *he laughs while they scowl* Hit the music...
*Sharad and Divyanka reluctantly stand up, and she ties her duppatta across her body. The song Tumhi Dekho Na from Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, and Sharad puts his hand out for Divya to dance with him, she obliges and they both start swaying across the floor, before long, they forget that anyone is around them, or that the cameras are taping any of this.*
Sharad: *whisper* you are so beautiful...
*Divya looks up at his face, and smiles.*
*Right then Karan signals for the light man to flash on the lights and so it stuns Sharad and Divyanka.*
Karan: you two...are made for each other...
*Divyanka finally smiles*: Thanks Karan. It's because of you, that we both finally...umm admitted it to each other.
Karan: well then I'm glad! And now that you've admitted it on national network! Let's start the fun!
*Sharad looks mortified*: there's more?
Karan: of course, you didn't think I'd let you two get away with the rapid fire round did you?
Divya: oh no...
Karan: oh yes, stay tuned. The Rapid Fire round with the new couple...Sharad and Divyanka! Take a break.
<*><*><*><*>BREAK<*><*><*><*>
Karan: we're back...who wants to go first?
*Sharad points at Divya while she points at Sharad.*
Karan: ladies first right? *him and Sharad look at each other and laugh*
Divya: you two are mean...but let's start.
Karan: name one habit of Sharad's that annoys you?
Divya: there are so many...it's hard to think of just one... I think the way when he gets into character; he just refuses to get out!
Sharad: I object....I'm a director's actor!
Divya: Oh Sharad...stop it...
Karan: you two....stop! And let me continue....what's what thing you love about Sharad?
Divya blushes: his ability to work with kids and adapt to different situations.
Sharad looks at her and smiles his crooked smile, showing off his dimples.
Karan: how sweet? One song you dedicate to Sharad?
Divya: hmm...probably Bol Na Halke Halke from Jhoom Barabar Jhoom...
Karan: you break my heart.....not one of my songs?
Divya: aww sorry Karan...okay...umm Tum Paas Aaye from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
Karan: how sweet? Thank-you!
*Divya smiles again, while Sharad inches a bit closer to her on the couch.*
Karan: choices now; working on a movie with Sharad, or working with me?
*Divya looks at Sharad then back at Karan, and bites her nail*: I'm gonna say...Sharad!
Karan: once again....you break my heart! *he holds it painfully* moving on fame or fortune?
Divya: fame...
Karan: success or love?
Divya: love... *she quickly glances at Sharad*
Karan: KKHH or K3G?
Divya: KKHH
Karan: Films or TV?
Divya: both
Karan: sharad in tv or sharad in films
*Divya smiles crookedly*: both!
Karan: And that ends your rapid-fire round....now moving to your right! Hello...
Sharad: uh hi...
Karan: what's one thing that attracts you to Divya?
Sharad: Her eyes and her voice and her giggles.
*Right then Divyanka giggles.*
Sharad: see?
Divya: stop it Sharad!
Sharad: oh and when she blushes.
*this causes her to blush even more*
Karan: o...k...one thing you don't like about her?
Sharad: nothing really.
*Divya smiles*
Karan: one movie you wish you two had acted in?
Sharad: either Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, or Jab We Met.
Karan: They both would def suit you two. And now....your choices; serials or reality tv?
Sharad: serials.
Karan: Nach Baliye or Jhalak Dilkla Jaa?
Sharad: I see where you're going with this....umm Nach Baliye...
*Divya laughs*
Karan: Aamir Khan or Shahrukh Khan
Sharad: you have to ask? Shahrukh Khan.
Karan: fame or fortune?
Sharad: fame.
Karan: success or love?
Sharad: definitely, love!
Karan: and that ends your rapid fire too! I'll announce the winner after the break.
<*><*><*><*>BREAK<*><*><*><*>
Karan: welcome back for the final segment in the most sizzling Koffee episode yet. Im about to announce the winner for the rapid fire round.
*Sharad and Divyanka both look at Karan with great expectations in their eyes*
Karan: the koffee with karan coffee hamper goes to both of you!
*they all clap*
Sharad: thank-you Karan....
Karan: won't you thank the girl on your left? *he smiles teasingly*
Sharad: na, she can thank me!
Divya: Oh you....*smiles graciously at Karan* Thank-you Karan, you have made this possible, no one else! *sticks her tongue out at Sharad*
Sharad: hey now, wait a minute..
*they both star arguing while Karan faces the camera*
Karan: that is a true Jodi in love if you ask me...they are both certainly hotter than the hot coffee I serve on the show! This was definitely a path-breaking episode as we got Sharad and Divyanka the lovable Jodi of BMTD to finally admit their true feelings for each other on national television.
*the camera pans on SD who are still too engrossed in fighting to notice*
Karan: that's all for tonight guys, keep watching Koffee With Karan, where I bring together my most favourite people!
Thanks for reading it everyone! 😃 I really hope it lived up to everyone's expectations! 😛
Love you all loads,
Meera😳
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
Current Affairs
Bigg Boss 19
