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I FORGIVE YOU CREATIVES! I FORGIVE YOU. I forgive you for every lame "sarcastic" dialogue you gave Mayank that made me wish I wasn't such a sucker for a pretty face and watching this otherwise stupid show. 😡 I forgive you for making Dia wear tacky, velvet tube dreses EVERY. SINGLE. FRICKIN'. DAY. and spoiling her face with that horrid make up. I forgive you for making Samrat like a kid with severe ADHD and a badly twisted neck when he gets onto a two wheeler. I forgive you for dedicating almost every episode to Samrat's weird flirting/teasing/whatever the heck that is treatment of Gunjan. I forgive you. I forgive it all.
*weeps with uncontrolled joy* How can I thank you, creatives? How?!!? HOW? HOWWWWW?!?!!? *jumps on creatives and gives them bear hug*
WHAT. AN. EPISODE. Oh. my. God.
Ok, it will take me some time to get my faculties of speech back. Give me an hour or two, ok?
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Ok, I'm back. And I'm not sure I have regained my normally eloquent (ha! I wish) self, but I'll try my best. Please note that these will be random thoughts, no real proper sequence. My brain is still a lump of mushy goo. 🤪 I mean, seriously, after all the episodes we had seen, specially with the some what half baked romantic overtures from Samrat, I really thought M/N's "romantic" scenes will be equally 3C (cheesy, corny, crappy). But for once I'm glad I've been proven wrong.
Nupur's hesitance to ask Mayank - kinda funny. I loved her "Haye Bhagwan... Kismat bhi kis kis ke darwaaze par laa khada karti hai" dialogue... I could so understand her "musibat mein ghaddhe ko bhi baap banana padta hai" sentiments. Although, Mayank was a little unexpected. I didn't really think the report made THAT much of an impact on him, that he'd cease to make comments about Nupur, specially after she proven she's still as crazy as ever. Guess he's just a moody person. Liked the awkwardness between them as they speak at the same time and that adorable, shy grin he gives! *swooooooon*😍
Mayank's deadpan face that lasted.... forever... when she asked him to be her dance partner... HILARIOUS. I keep busting into giggles picturing that face. Though, why did he seem so ANGRY later when he gets up? Was that part of the character or just bad acting on Arjun's part. Confusing and bizzare. 😕😕😕
Oh Mayank, I guess I overestimated you... Guess you're just a normal MORTAL male, afterall. I really thought you wouldn't fall for Nupur's run of the mill reverse psychology trick. You were doing so well in the beginning! *sigh* Oh, the wily tactics of Nupur, and your fragile male ego are going to make for interesting developments. *squeals in glee* 😛
Dialogue of the day from Dia:
Dia: Babes, main ab bhi yahan coordinater hoon, Samrat aur Benjy ab bhi yahaan zabasdasti baithe hue hai *frowns from S/B*, Jacko ab bhi kal ke joke ke upar muskura raha hai *J smiles like an idiot* aur Uday ko ab bhi woh joke samajh main nahi aaya *Uday's cheesy grin suddenly disappears*...
Nupur: Matlab? 😕
Dia: Matlab pichle 15 minutes mein kuch nahi badla hai.... Tumhare paas partner hai?
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Oh Dia. Magic words. That sudden resonating "Hai!" [echo: "hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai..."] will be one not forgotten easily by any Mayank fan. And that swagger. Oh that walk. *swoooooooooon* 😍😍😍
I repeat. *swoooooooooon* 😍😍😍
Of course, no episode is over until Samrat pisses me off a little bit.... 🤢 I don't get it, isn't Samrat YOUNGER than Mayank? I'm not into respecting someone blindly because they're older than you, but Mayank is clearly smarter than Samrat, and brain over brawn, always, na? Why is he so smirky and insolent. Hmph, YOU GIVE MY MAYANK RESPECT, SAMMY BOY, OR YOU'LL ANSWER TO ME! 😡
Nupur grabbing Mayank's arm and him looking down at her hand, with a mixture of confusion and exasperation - *sigh* What is it about this guy? I want to make video avatars of every move, every expression he makes and watch them for.ev.er. 😍
Unhand him, woman. He is mine!!!!!!! MINE AND ONLY MINEEEE! *sob* 😭😭
I always thought of Nupur as a little self obsessed, what with her not really listening to Gunjan when she wants to talk, etc. But she does seem to have her heart in the right place, with that heartfelt thank you to Mayank. That little impression she does of Dia and Mayank's "hai!" and his "hero waali" entry/chaal.... Mad funnny. 😆 And her little tips to Mayank - "Agar dance karne se darr lag raha hai, toh beat pe HILTE REHNA" *starts shaking weirdly* *cue astonished look from Mayank at her "hilna"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣.... I really thought she'd tell him to imagine the audience in their underpants [not a good tactic when you're on stage. It just makes you laugh uncontrollably. Specially if you're speaking about the marketing strategy of a company, like I was. 😕 Anywhoooo....] but I guess that isn't Indian TV appropriate. I hate to admit this, but Mayank's fake, sarcastic grin is beginning to annoy me a little bit.
Ok, I take that back. 100% take that back. Grin all you want, darling boy. 😍
Nupur's initial dancing. 3C. Actually, I'm being harsh. It was ok. But just so inappropriate. Mayank's lost look when she started dancing decribed my look quite properly. But that look when he grabs her hand. THAT LOOK.
Ok, I need a minute to regain my.... Uh. Huh? Whaa? I... Me...
I think i'll just..... Be back in a few. 😳😳😳😳
*goes and splashes some cold water on face and does a few pushups*
Yes, I'm okay. I think. Actually, I don't think my poor heart will ever recover. So Mr. Bijlani, if you get a few medical bills concerning a certain female's heart transplant, you've been considered warned. It's all your own doing. You and your stupid, amazing.... LOOK. 😡😡
The dancing - nice, could have been better. But then that LOOK again in the end. Seriously, spare us young women out here a thought, how much do you think we can take? Have you no consideration for us? Nupur's look of awe [plus a hint of crush-iness... Can you blame the poor girl? Defenceless and in ACTUAL CONTACT with tht bod.] said it all.... 😍😍😍😍😍
Ok, I'll let the pictures do the talking since my wordy things.... aren't... working.... Askjdhsjkadhuishdi....
Nahiiiiiiiiii..... Chod do usse!!!!!!!!!!! It's me you want! I swear, I do all my projects on time. ON MY OWN!!!!! ME! YOU WANT ME!!!!!! NO? 😭
Ooooh, ok last thing - I'm not so annoyed by Samrat anymore. 😳 Nice to see you've taken my warning seriously Samrat. 😆 Seriously, I think it was mighty nice of him to give credit to Mayank where it was due 👍🏼, even with their "bitter rivalry" or whatever pitiful male ego issue the two of you are engaged in. 🤢
Ok, I think this is the most incoherant piece of writing I've ever done. I apologize if nothing makes sense. I need a few weeks at least to recover from this episode.
Comments? 😛
PS - It just occured to me that this was only the AUDITION. What's gonna happen to me the day of the real TALENT PARADE??? I better keep an ambulance on standby that day. Ouff. What with the global recession, I'm not in the position for such frivolous expenses, Mr. Bijlani! Please, try your level best to not scorch yourself into my brain this way. Please?! PLEASE?
[Credit: sonyfan28 for video 😊]
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