When it comes to sense of humour, few people match up to Shah Rukh Khan. Check out these gems:
On Vidya Balan's declaration on Sajid's Superstars that she finds SRK sexy and wants to kill Gauri:
"Ab national TV pe bol ke kya faydaa? She should've told me and we could've hatched a scheme together."
On the TV report that he was trying to get Katrina Kaif deported after his jhagda with Sallu:
"Now, why would I try to get Katrina deported. If I could do that, I would try and get Akshay Kumar or Aamir Khan out of this country."
On why he's not on Sajid's Superstars:
"Main abhi superstar bracket mein nahin aaya."
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