Rudr marries bhoomi, what a joke!

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Benaz

@Bee3nazz

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

ok i kno this forum is at the moment a little upset due to the new advert of RKAB and a potential marriage between bandar Bhushan bhaiyaa and Rani and to lighten up the mood ive got some Rumi jokes for u.

hope they make u smile😳

bhoomi told her friend , "It is I who made my husband Rudr a millionaire."
the friend asks "And what was he before you married him."
Bhoomi replied, " A billionaire"

Rudr Junior asks his dad Prince Rudr what it costs to get married
Rudr replied i dont know son im still paying

Bhoomi" asked bhanu thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your Rudr with another woman?"

"Another woman with MY Rudr?" Bhoomi thought it over. "Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."

Rudr: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Bhoomi: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Rudr: Will you let him drive my car?

Bhoomi: Well, I think so.

Rudr: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Bhoomi: probably

Rudr: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Bhoomi: Maybe.

Rudr: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Bhoomi: No, he is taller.

My wife bhoomi made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

hopefully that made u temporarily forget the current RKAB track!!! ooohhppss sorry did i remind u again? well we can be depressed together!!!😆

xXx Bee

Edited by Bee3nazz - 16 years ago