Divorce Document for Armaan and Malika!!

First of all, whose happy and whose unhappy?

Second of all, they are going to get divorced, well atleast thats what we know!

Third of all, you are all invited to this prestigious moment! And this moment will take place this Sunday, December 4, 2005!!

And now for some dhoom lak lak!! Afterall they are getting divorced, and dont we see Armaan and Jassi's unition? Set all the problems aside and dream what kind of world it would be with just Jassi and Armaan? What a perfect utopia!!!

And now your challenge:
You have to be as creative as you can:

Make a divorce document!!!! And dont forget to sign it!

Rules:
1). creativity
2). minimum can be 100 words and maximum is unlimited
3)have fun!
4). post here so everyone can look at your ideas

Restrictions:
vulgar language, personal abuse/threating/attacking, dont go off topic!!!

Example:

I, Armaan Suri divorce malika for fraud, her pretty saris, her brother, her annoyingness, her lies, her shoes, her money, her jewlery that she can afford despite being bankrupt at once time, for stealing my mother, for fooling my family, showing off, being drunk in a bar, dancing in a sari and like a chicken, kissing my face and many other things that shouldn't be mentioned. I accuse her for not going to jail earlier and for making my room smell bad. she makes my room look like a bunnies room and it is very disorganized. she just keeps looking at her nails when i am the one she should be looking after for. she gives my family dirty looks and deserves one slap! thank you and i sign and agree to everything!

signed:

armaan suri

mika

(and your name)

A Query -> Are we suppposed to post here or PM U

i think besharam gang wud do a good job of makin divorce document and as for me i have never seen divorce document in real to kya likhoongi

but good topic

post here! add any humor you guys want!!! after all our indifaforums second anniversary is coming so double celebration!!!