* This was when Pappu was a small boy.
Little Pappu was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot," replie his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
Or she was untill little Pappu thought for a second and asked, "So why do u have so much hair."
* Pappu: What is the name of your car?
Gappu: I forgot the name but it starts with "T".
Pappu: Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
* Why teachers are so stressed out?
P.S- sorry if posted before😳
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