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Doctor: Don't worry you r Allright!đ¤Ł
Patient:How can I be??
Doctor:You r fully fit after the accident.
Patient:But in the backside of the truck it was written"Phir milenge".
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Person 1:My cat tells her name by itself!
Person 2:What's her name???
Person 1:meow
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Person 1: Mere dad Pacific Se Ghuskar Atlantic se nekalte hain!
Prson 2:To Kya? Mere dad Antartic se ghuskar Indian se nikalte hain!
Person 3:To kya??Mere dad tanki se Ghuskar tap se nikalte Hain!!!!
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Cutomer: Why do you call it caroot soup??
Waiter: Cuz it is made up of 24 carrot{Karrat}
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Teacher:Where is africa?
Student:I don't know.
Teacher:Stand up in your chair!!
Student :sill I cannot see Africa Ma'am!!!!
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Judge:Why have you done Robbery several times???!!!
Robber:Because outside of the shop it was written"Dhanyawad, Phi Aayega".
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Judge:Whay have you stole Gems with Money??
Robber:Cuz I've Read that money is not only thing that can keep us happy.
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Where is the manager of this Hotel I've to camplain About the food!
Waiter:He has gone to another hotel to have food.
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