Teri judai mein....

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta..kyun ki dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!😉

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"😆


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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says: "choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!"🤣


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Yash Johar is producing a new film& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"😉


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Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

[quote=Star_on_earth]Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"[/quote]

all were kool....but loved that one extremely a lot 😆...

thx for sharing

Love,
Sumra

lolz.... i loved them all
thanks for sharing]they wer really funy
😆 😆 😆

Yash Johar is producing a new film& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

^^..lol..Haha..the next karan johar flop 😆
tfs!! 😃

i loved the ant and the elephant