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If you are experiencing the following symptoms, then you are with a doubt suffering from a case of YuRa-itis. A recently discovered illness (the first strains appeared around the end of january). It is an all - consuming illness that leaves you feeling somewhat happy😊, alive, full of josh, and joi de vivre. Some sufferers have also been known to become extremely romantic, highly desperate and quite frankly completely and utterly doollaley!!!!!!
- You watch RKAB faithfully every monday to thursday, and are thinking of putting in a written request to the head honcho of productions to extend air time to 7 days a week (quite honestly, how do they expect us to fill in the rest of the week?!!) You take the phone off the hook while RKAB is on. You're friends have been told to disturb you only on the point of death!🤢 You have your VCR programmed and ready to go if and when you need to leave the house. But in all honesty, you much prefer the reclusive lifestyle anyway these days!😊 You actually have withdrawal symptoms when you miss an episode. And more particularly during the w/end when the show is off air. You remedy this by watching old episodes to get your YuRa 'fix', in particular those featuring YuRa in the longest eye-lock in the history of cinema anywhere!😃 You have plenty of blank tapes nearby just incase you forgot to rewind yesterday's show after watching it. but really, what are the chances of that happening, when you record and watch following the rules of a military operation???👏 You've Joined this forum and spend more time on here, than with family and friends. (yes I am a sufferer too!😉) You read the updates before and after you have watched the epi, and you actually know who the writer is talking about when they are using those "cutesy" names instead of the character's real names.😛 Company comes over to visit and you just want to shut the door in their faces. 😡 Especially if it's someone you really dislike, then you just want ban them for life! You've got your friends and family addicted to YuRa, because you can't shut up about them. Even, the dog starts barking everytime YuRa are on.😆 You refuse to push, except during commercials, while in labor. (the men in white coats are definitely coming for you!!!!😲) You ask your baby to wait until the commercial to change his/her poopy diaper.(they should come for you!!! that's just child abuse!!😆) You've learnt to do all your household chores during commercial breaks of RKAB. (what household chores??? what house???😕) You've Learnt to fold laundry at the same time you watch a shirtless yudi, sword an all, walking towards the camera.Till you realise you've been folding the same pair of your husbands/b/f underpants for the last half hour!!!!😳 Or in the worst cases of YuRa-itis, the house goes to pot, the dog doesn't get feed, the dinner is burning and the hubby is whining about something but you totally ignore him.😆 You have your kids take their afternoon naps at the same time that RKAB is on. If need be by dosing them up on drowsy cough medicine (you know who you are...😉) You start talking to the TV!!! Yelling at them, crying with them, telling them that they are nincompoops and literally wanting to punch CR, her puppies, Bhanu and Kali and generally everyone who gets in the way of YuRA!! 😡 You've bought a big screen TV and home theater sound system to get the full effect, and lied to your husband an told him you won it in the lottery.😉 You have at least five different scenarios for every story line that you are currently watching. Especially any that involve YuRa being together in one shot at any one time, in any shape or form!!👏 You get a friend/the neighbour/the cat down the road! to tape the epi's for you because your hubby's using the VCR.😕
If symptoms persist, our advice is to take bedrest, and indulge in whatever makes you feel better. In this case the problem is also the solution. Thus we recommend you take daily doses of YuRa, followed by unlimited dreams of Yudi (preferably wearing nothing but a dhoti!!!😳😃) You should be feeling better in no time, or at the very least if you are able to control symptoms, you're stay at the pagal khana should be no more than a few weeks!!! 😕
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