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Ques : India ke saaare kutte kamzoor kyon hote hein ?
Ans : Kyon ke Dharmendra unka khoon pee jaata hai.
We all know about the Villian Super Star Ajit, here are some of his dialogues. Most he never used, this one he did in the film Kalicharan
"esse Liquid Oxygen main daal do,
... oxygen isse marne nahin dega aur
... liquid isse jene nahin dega"
Some Other killing techniques
"esse Varnish pila do
mar bhi jaye ga ...
finish bhi acche ho jayege"
"esse ShamePain mein daal do
agar Shame se nahi mara ...
tau Pain se mar jayega"
Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do
saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
Ise microprocessor mein daal do
...BIT by BIT marega !
Ise hamlet poison pilado ...
...sochte sochte marega
to be or not to be !
ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo
... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai
Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal dau
Society esse jeene nahin daige
security isse marne nahin daige
Rabert! isko eraser se maar do
yeh mar bhi jayega mit bhi jayega
isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do
great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi
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Scene Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar... Raabert spots a peacock..
Raabert:
" Boss voh dekho ... more more"
Ajeet Aims at peacock, shoots it, walks up to it picks it up and says...
"No more"
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the 'Boss' Ajit.....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit:Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit:Repeater
Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajit:Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe ho thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai wo loot-maar software jo hamne order kiya tha".
Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia -
"Kya laye ho dhaniya"
Dhaniya -
"Financial Accounting software hai sarkar"
Kaalia -
"Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur woh loot - mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa rakha hai. Haraam zada."
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying
"Chillao mat kaalia. Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia-
"Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya"
Thakur -
"Nazar utha kar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head.
He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur.Haa haa.. inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.
Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banayi hai"
Veeru shouts
"Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hai"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says
"Jao kaalia gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia -
"Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den..
GABBAR:
"Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA:
"Do sarkaar"
GABBAR:
"Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobar milegi!"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambha>
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambha:
Chhay Sarkaar.
GABBAR:
"Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai.
[logout.. logout.. logout...>
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia"?
KAALIA:
"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar"?
GABBAR:
" To aab documentation likh" !!!
[LOGOUT.....>
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please note.......
plz guys forgive me if anyone found this post bad or they think i have used abusive language then moderators can close this topic.
plz guys take it as a joke actually i like some dialogue's from hindi movies so i have posted here just for fun..............
Ans : Kyon ke Dharmendra unka khoon pee jaata hai.
We all know about the Villian Super Star Ajit, here are some of his dialogues. Most he never used, this one he did in the film Kalicharan
"esse Liquid Oxygen main daal do,
... oxygen isse marne nahin dega aur
... liquid isse jene nahin dega"
Some Other killing techniques
"esse Varnish pila do
mar bhi jaye ga ...
finish bhi acche ho jayege"
"esse ShamePain mein daal do
agar Shame se nahi mara ...
tau Pain se mar jayega"
Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do
saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
Ise microprocessor mein daal do
...BIT by BIT marega !
Ise hamlet poison pilado ...
...sochte sochte marega
to be or not to be !
ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo
... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai
Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal dau
Society esse jeene nahin daige
security isse marne nahin daige
Rabert! isko eraser se maar do
yeh mar bhi jayega mit bhi jayega
isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do
great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Scene Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar... Raabert spots a peacock..
Raabert:
" Boss voh dekho ... more more"
Ajeet Aims at peacock, shoots it, walks up to it picks it up and says...
"No more"
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the 'Boss' Ajit.....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit:Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit:Repeater
Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajit:Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe ho thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai wo loot-maar software jo hamne order kiya tha".
Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia -
"Kya laye ho dhaniya"
Dhaniya -
"Financial Accounting software hai sarkar"
Kaalia -
"Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur woh loot - mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa rakha hai. Haraam zada."
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying
"Chillao mat kaalia. Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia-
"Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya"
Thakur -
"Nazar utha kar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head.
He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur.Haa haa.. inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.
Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banayi hai"
Veeru shouts
"Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hai"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says
"Jao kaalia gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia -
"Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den..
GABBAR:
"Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA:
"Do sarkaar"
GABBAR:
"Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobar milegi!"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambha>
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambha:
Chhay Sarkaar.
GABBAR:
"Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai.
[logout.. logout.. logout...>
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia"?
KAALIA:
"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar"?
GABBAR:
" To aab documentation likh" !!!
[LOGOUT.....>
-------------------------------------------
please note.......
plz guys forgive me if anyone found this post bad or they think i have used abusive language then moderators can close this topic.
plz guys take it as a joke actually i like some dialogue's from hindi movies so i have posted here just for fun..............
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