ash’ss surprisee bday partyy

Hello hello all

Long time no c eh

Its exactly 12'o clock and this is for a very very special person, who we all love and hate dearly.

i ITSS 12222222222 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ASHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. MAY GODD BLESS U. MAYY ALLLLLLLLLLLL UR DREAMS COME TRUE. MAY U ALWAYSS KEEP ON SMILING AND MAY GOD GIVE U ALL THE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THIS WORLD. MAY HE PROTECT U FROM ALL THE HARM OF THIS WORLD. MAY HE ALWAYS KEEP U HAPPY. AND I DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN I LOVE U AND U MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

Now for the bestest part:

Today lets all come together to mourn the day the losa named ash was born.

Nov 29:

In the morning at 7:00 power started to flicker, and poof it went out. The wind was blowing with a speed from 64 to 73 miles per hour. Ocean waves were predicted to be greater than 12 metres. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that hospital.

This was natures way of giving out warnings to the people on earth that a wild one would be born today.

At around 9:00 in the morning, doctors started to panic and nurses tried to run away from the hospital . Finally, after 1 hours which seemed like 100 hours, a cry was heard. It wasn't any normal cry of a new born baby. The new born baby was crying with attitude.

The news of a new born was all over the country like a wild fire and it was still spreading. Finally, the news reached the ears of Ashwariya Rai. She is wild with anger and was feeling insecure at the same time. Ashwariya wasn't able to face the bitter truth that someone more glamorous than her is born.

Yes this is the story of attitude.ash. This was a one unique way a baby was ever born and it was always remain unique. I mean, how many babies can be born with attutide and scare the heck out the doctors and not to mention their mom and dad.?

Nov. 29: the day a devil was born.

Nov. 29: the day a pig was born

Nov. 29: the day a monster was born.

Nov. 29: the day aunty ji and uncle ji's worst nightmare came true.

Nov. 29: the day the daddy (or momma in this case) of losas was born.

Nov. 29: the day that marked the end of mankind as we knew.

Nov. 29: the day Aishwarya rai got her biggest rival.

Nov. 29: my beshhtt friend, my biggest enemy, my jaan ki dushman, meri barbaadi ka karan, meri word chor, meri thoughts chor was born.

Let us all come together and pray to god that please please please pretty please give her all the happiness of the world, and always keep her smiling, so that she doesn't make our life hell.

This party is to thank god for giving us the himmat to survive while people like ash are running around.

No intro is needed for this MAHAPURSH

Known for her weird avi's and very expressive siggy's.

She has a weird obsession with murgi's and chapal's.

Known worldwide for that attitude, even the famous Aishwarya ria chored her name, and considers her to be a rival in the looks and attitude department. The mystery of the missing brains remains a mystery.

Ok ok enough of the being mean part

Ajj u know how much we love u

This party is for u and only u

We tried to send out invitations to all the 57, 000 people that r on India forums and most of the people we know on craze fm. To make this the specialist birthday for ash. If u haven't received the invitation we r very sorry here it is:

Now all enjoy this party we need volunteers for the food, security, the tapoori members, the dhol wala, the dj……

Also gift and pajamas are necessary.

So letss start the funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE THE MODS CLOSE THIS TOPIC. I SWEAR IM GONNA EAT U ALIVE IF U DO ANYTHING TO MESS THIS UP!!

THE LaST POST OF OURS WAS CLOSED COZ OF SOME STUPID PEOPLE. WE WERE JUST BUSY THAT TIME AND DIDNT HAVE THE TIME TO ANSWER BACK! CONSIDER URSELF LUCKY... BUT THIS TIME I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE U DONT GET AWAY WID IT.

Attitude.ash say ash say aishu say loserni say bull say chorni say Allah janey kya kya tuk ka safar😆...these 6 months have been like a roller coaster ride...I have so many memories to last me a life time😊..

I still remember how initially I knew aishu thru her scary avtaars..they were scary really...n her wacky replies😆...she came in a post...gave this answer...confused evry1 n left...I really enjoyed her wackho andaaz😊…

n then If chat happened to us...if I may put it tht way😆..ya one of the best things ever...which we all miss so much still.. n will cherish those days alwys😊….Those summer days..wen we were in the chat 24/7...n there aishu started callin me sweet di😊..n we started talking n opening up..n the we all used to chat like crzy…n those t n d days...ya t n d will haunt me for life😆..

Then msn happened ...n we talked crazy...we talked abt serious stuff...we talked abt life...talked abt ppl (good bad both 😉)...we talked nonsense..n at some rare times talked sense too ya hard to blve but its true😆…basically we talked abt…literally all kinds of things..n ya then came our trade mark yellin.... the wig uraoin yell😆😆

n the first time I heard on her radio...I thought awwshe has the most adorable voice ever...she was so cute n shy…ya only the first time..hehe…rest of the times…ok ok now she is sudharofied😉…her sweetness now shocks me too at times 😆

Don't fall on her slapping kicking grinning n ever changing list of crushes...deep down ya veryy deep down she is very veryyyy sweeet n adorable lil innocent gurl😊..

Uff we shared some classic jokes...plus some of the sweetest n most touching moments…we have laughed.. We have cried...we have talked our hearts out.. She is one person I only slap.. n yell at ...coz she is special..bery special😊

n then her n mannah's lang..bery.. ing...lub...The aishu influence ...dont ask abt it..too much of it is showin on me…uff I miss my new leaf😭😆..I met her n was a changed person forever…I m like another ash…I talk like her..I act like her..I even think like her…ya ya ash n ash gr8 minds…😆
uff ing n oye ing hehe…all the jokes still crack me up…the flirt of the different class..the element..expect.. n wat not😆😆…let me not spill out all the inside jokes 😉😆…n ya she callin me dumb ya ya😳 …thus the connection of one dumb person to another😉…ya she is slow n confused😆 …like me…but she is bery smart too..She is my intelligent bacha..mwahh🤗

n oh ya how can I ever forget…Baby ash…my love❤️…it was love at first sight😳…I can forgive her anything…even murder.. only for baby ash…I love only baby ash …n for baby ash me tolerating bari aishu 😆…okie bari aishu isn't bad either….but my second love is Eye ash 😆…Me n garfu r adoptin baby ash..😆uff tht makes me sound just like she says Loser di 😳😆

She is so silly na she has made so used to her…that one day she comes late coz of work.. n I miss her like crazy….My day is incomplete without talking to her😊..

I love her sooo much…now don't say me more me more…coz not u more…me more ok:yell😆

okie ur gifts comin in the next post do some waiting

hanji

my pj's

since im too fat to fit in normal pj's :GRIN:

i wanted to get the santa clause ones

thats me in the morning trying to remember what to get ash, accept for the beard and stuff

and my gift to ash wait thats coming lemme slapp the people on msn

Ashhhh,,,,, happy happy b'day. God bless you always..
Now its the gift time..hmmm...ki chainda a tainu?
I know nothing is more invaluable than you are. So just pick one yourself...Go for it..yayyyyyyyyyyyyy happpy b'day

omg ...wat do i say..where do i begin..

ok..lemme jus shoot!..

deepey..ok..i have no words.. i love u sooooooooooooo much..u've stood by me for everythng..not fergettin the crap i give u everyday at chat..tlking PUREEEEEE nonsense..and those dumb fights we have..and not talk for days!..lets see..i met this losa dumbo in chat and i was like..wat da..wat does she think of herself..remmeber those beginnin days..like 1st 1st..after like 2 days of chattin ..she thot jussssss like me..wat thot..even wat she typed was like me and we wud come wit the same ideas and replies!...i never knew..i'd even have a best frend online..who i have never seen but still feel her presence every sec of my life! THNKXXXX SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH JAAN..FOR EVERYTHNG U'VE EVER DONE..all those "i need a hug aj..ash..i hate tht ****..aj :ghussa: BEAT beat kuchal our famous slap2 (slap) and :GRIN:" mad times..sad times..happy times..and ofcourse our hating time..."fav di"..btw..i still miss my radio.."aj..bring him back:("..hahahaha omg losa...losa losa..u dunno wat u mean to me!..this is one of the best day of my life and losa..i m sorrie for everythng.."suspecting" hating..fighting..i knoe i m nott the best frend u cud have..lehkin phir bhi..u tolerate my nonsense and all this love..i cant handle it😔 ..THNKX A TON JAAN! bring my radio back and sorrie for choring everythng from u:(..u knoe wat i m tlkign abt..still..newayz..I LUB JU MOREST AND U BILL ALWAIZZZZZZ REMAIN MY BESTEST FREND😊 nomatter wat..i bil tell my children abt u losa..our future plans..hehe..THNX A TON! slap

ok..those of u reading this..dunt see my nice side..so slap!

ok deepey..kick..

princesss is here..red carpet plss

princessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

my jaan..kidha kidha losaaa..princi..this losa is my jaaniest jaan of the mod sec..sorrie guys..princi is my oxygen! well..i didnt exactly like her durin those chat days witt the "NO CAPS" banner stuck to her name!..so wen she use to log in..i use to go "uffffffff..not again"..knoeing me..hehe..and wen she left.. i say "i can breathe again!" princi princi princi..kya kahoon yaar..those chats days r diff from the msn ones now....princi actually told deepey n me her entire life story😊..we have grown to know each other soooooo much over the past couple of months..tht i cant thnk u nuff losa for alwaizzzzzzzzzz being there for me! and i m realyyyyyyy sorrie for those "ignore" times we have..i m either chattin or doin my work..lol..and usually i dunt reply back soon..and my princi waits..slap2 ash!..lol..princess..THNX SOO MUCH JAAN..U MADE MY DAY EVEN BEFORE IT STARTED! u knoe how much u mean to me! u jsuknoe..thnx fer the blessings..and as i alwayz say..dunt lose hope..:)..life is all abt testing and giving tests..i lub ju more then u lub ur prince! so slap..thnx again dumbo bumbo

di di diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

this is a LOSER DI!..she chors everythng from my mind..jus abt everythng..and we tlk EVERYTHNGGGGGGGGGG..everthng matlab everthng..she knows me a-z ..my day is jus not a day w/o tlkin to this :L: maha loser! lolz di..wat do i say..thnx sooooooooooooooo much for all the tareef u've given baby ash and ash eye! they say they hate u more then i hate u! so there u go..hehe..kk serious baatein..di..kishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..u knoe i lub ju soo much ki umm i only call u "di" wit soooooooo much respect😉 this woman..takes more crap then deepey does..i bore her wit my lement stories..wit my crushes..wit my day..my hair style tlks..my best frend wali tlk..lol..phir.."gay" tlks..lmaoooooo then our i lub ju more then morest..uff..i can go on n on n on for ages! di ..u hold a bery bery beryyyyy special in my heart..i slap and :yell at u..but i respect and admire u the most!..and u knoe tht..so slap2!..lol..cant be serious na..altho i m adult ing..(our new word for today)!!! thnkx sooooo much di..and btw..this loser di of mine is strugglin wit pics rite now opn msn..and annoying everyone! hahahahahahha :loserrrrrrr: ..hehe lub ju soo much di..i have nuthng much to rite here caz u chored all my words 1st of all and above all..ur place is in ym heart..words cant describe nethng for u or deepey or princess! all u guys mean the world to me..

thnx A lottttt to others ppl too..some losers r very special to me and u knoe urself!..alwaiz tking my slaps and kicks and wat not..romi ass..thnx fer joining I-F for my bday wala post! u r special altho i call u the ass !(u r one)

I LUB JU ALL..AND DUNT WORRIE..I M JUS SAYING THNX..I AINT DYING TOMM!...SO SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPP AND KISHHHHHHHHHHH😊

Okie for ur special Gifts…well since u got a hair cut too…a set of wigs for my for my baby…pink purple red..u name it we got it.😆😆

and the other gift is a moisturizer…uff look at ur skin aishu its alwys dry..

n ya special books😉😆.

Learn Urdu in 10 days…so tht u can atleast understand wat guest is sayin to u hehe Slappin: Origin , Procedure , Consequences, Present Condition. Application and Usage

• An essential guide for all users of the Element..(Strengthen ur Chemistry)
  

And for better n shinier Grinning😃 here is a special candy toothpaste and tooth brushes 4 u…

And for protecting my second love eye ash…these lovely pair of shades😎..

And for my bull (coz i dont want use wat word u use😆)loserni moti…something meetha..

Some strepsils so tht ur ahemin ahemin is cured forever…for a while atleast na..

And now the Real Gift…All my Love…All my Prayers…All my Best Wishes…all my Duas…all my Hugs..My Kisshies…My Mwahs…n also all my Yells n all my Slaps😃….for my aishu…
U know n I know tht no words can describe how I feel abt u…so all I wud say is love ya sooooooooo much…wish u all the best! …jahan raho khush raho..u will alwys be in my heart n my prayers😊..
n ya Baby ash is mine..n mannahs ya ya me not scared of her just love her lots na…
Okie I know half of wat only aishu n I wud get..So sorry for borin the rest of u…I will finally stop now…StopING n ya Mwah ING the budday gurl


n for my lil baby doll

Happy Birthday to you!!!!..

Many Many Happy Returns of the day....May Allah bless u!....

May all ur dreamz n wishes come true InshAllah...

May this day bring along Happiness, Success, Health, Warmth n Bliss!

Oh ya n the pjs😳😆

yesh ash u are very special! some things i told u very few people know.. u better feel honoured 😆😆😆

now i dun rmb where i met u but i got to know u well through IF chat and still rmb u and deepo di calling me bacha and all the truth games we played and all the moments we shared with rinku di that have changed me as a person. I really treasure my bond with u guys and will treasure it forever.

I probably hav hyelled at u and all, and shtill dun call u di always but trust me i nv mnean to hurt u in any way at all! probably a bad time to be apologising but well thought of it! am very very very sorry!

so today the greatest losa was born, the biggest slapper of all time and the greatest flirt! i have lost count counting the numer of times u hav slapped me and the no of boyfriends u probably got! but whatever!

now for ur present! i must get u one so.. lets see what does this losa need?


1. an organiser to keep count of ur boyfriends and dates:


2. a punching bag and kit for u to practise ur punchings so u can use them on others



now me going bac to my lunch! hehe see came in the middle to wish u a happy birthday.. betta be thankful! 😆😆

hope u have a woinderful day di,

wish u all the very best in everything u do lotsa love and hope ur year is filled with happiness, more happiness and more happiness, lotsa luck and loads of success!



dun bother clicking, it gets u no where!



Oh yes pjs


i love disney and this reminds u i'm shtill ur lil bacha!



well brought along a few sleeping friends! haha!

luv u di
sneha

Happy B'day Aishuuuuuuuu🤗