Computer program for script of SP

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Tara:
"Soloni meine tumhe aapni bahen samja aur tumne yeh kiya" "Muje aapna khyaal hai aur kya aacha hai mere liye muje malum hai" "Muje baacha nahi ho sakta ishliye tum yeh saab kahe rahe ho"
• "Mere pati aur bachhe ka khayal rakhna muje aata hai"
Narpat/Ambika:
"Mein is din ke liye kyo zinda hu" "Saloni ne hume kahi mooh dikhane ke layak nahi rakha" "Saloni ke pyeeda hote hi mein mar kyo nahi gaya/gayi" "Aaj se sochege ke hamari saloni naam ki beti hi nahi thi" "Kya kasar rah gai hamare pyaar mein" "Zaroor humne koi galti ki hogi ke hume saloni jaisi beti hui"
• "Brijeshji, meine apni laddoo ko aapke bharose diya that aur aapne uska khayal nahi rakha"
Bhaboo
"Saloni kabhi galat nahi kar sakti" "Maata raani hamari raksha kare"
• "Saloni ki koi majboori hogi"
Kaveri:
"Aab mein Saloni se har baat ka badla loongi" "Aab mein Saloni ki zindagi mein aag laga doongi" "Saloni ko sasural se nikal na du to dekhna" "Aab mein tamasha dekhugi"
• "Kya chatpati khabar hai, aab maaza aayega"
Dheer:
"Kaveriji bahoot dino se aapki aavaaz nahi suni"
• "Kaveriji aapke liye bahut aachi khaabar hai"
Nahar:
"Saloni mein tumhare saath hu" "Muje samaj nahi aa raha hai Saloni aisa kyu kar rahi hai"
• "Saloni tumne mere bare mein nahi soocha"
Brijesh
"Mein aabhi Commissioner uncle ko phone lagata hu" "Nahar meine tumhe aapne beta jaisa hi samja hai"
• "Kaash meine pitaji ko vachaan nahi diya hota to yeh din nahi dekne padte"
Samar
"Aaj se mera tumse koi rishta nahi" "Mein kabhi sooch bhi nahi sakta ke tum aisa karoogi"
• "Agar meri bahen ko khuch bhi ho gaya to mein tum sabko nahi chooduga"
Padma (Shubra's MIL):
"Tumhara pura khaandan hi aisa hai"
• "Meri maat mar gai thi ke Kundan se tumhari shaadi ki"
• "Hamare khandhan ki naak kat gayi"

Child gets abducted Someone gets killed Accident happens Food poisoning happens Someone looses memory Someone goes to jail
1. Someone takes away all the property

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Tara:
"Mein bahut khush hu ke muje behan jaisi devrani mili"
• "Pata nahi bachhe ki chaah mein mein aandhi ho gai thi"
Narpat/Ambika:
"Pichle janam mein humne koi aacha kaam kiya hoga ki hume Saloni jaisi beti mili" "Mein jaanti thi ke Saloni kabhi galat nahi kar sakti" "Uparvala dayalu hai hume Saloni jaisi beti di" "Pata nahi aanjaane mein meine kya bhala bura keh diya"
• "Mujhe meri laddoo par pura bharosa hai"
Bhaboo:
"Maata raani ne meri laaz rakh di" "Ghaani khamma maata raani" "Mein aabhi hi Shanti ki puja karvati hu"
• "Mein jaanti thi Saloni hamara khyaal rakhegi"
Kaveri:
"Pata nahi Saloni mein aisa kya hai sab log uski tariff karte hai" "Saloni, Saloni, Saloni"
• "Mein Saloni se badla jarror loongi"
Dheer:
"Aab kuch aacha khaane ko milega"
• "Kaveriji meine soocha tum humse naaraz ho gai kya"
• "Accha ab muje yeh ghar choodke nahi jana padega"

😆😆😆 hahahaaaaaaaa lol ...................very good ! ekdum perffffect .

🤣 too funny but also too true

what a thought 👏 very true though

too funny.. :)).. please write the programs using c++ or java,,,,, just kidding ..