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😛Sin-Sam ke Kaarnaame..New jokes...😛
Hello friends..back again with some new jokes on Sin-Sam...the two wicked dumbs..😛
I hope you will enjoy reading it..
1...Sindoora was suing Divya for defamation of character, charging that She had called her a pig. Divya was found guilty and fined.
After the trial, she asked the Judge, "Does this mean that I can't call Mrs.Sindoora a pig?"
The Judge said that was accurate.
"Does this also mean that I can't call a pig 'Mrs.Sindoora'?" Divya asked.
The Judge told Divya that she could indeed call a pig 'Mrs.Sindoora' with no fear of legal action.
Divya then looked Mrs.Sindoora directly in the eye and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs.Sindoora!"...(UUiiiMaaaaaa..Sindoora ko Pig bana diya..hailaa kya daring ki hai..waise pig ko pig nahi toh kya Parrot kahenge?..😛)
After the trial, she asked the Judge, "Does this mean that I can't call Mrs.Sindoora a pig?"
The Judge said that was accurate.
"Does this also mean that I can't call a pig 'Mrs.Sindoora'?" Divya asked.
The Judge told Divya that she could indeed call a pig 'Mrs.Sindoora' with no fear of legal action.
Divya then looked Mrs.Sindoora directly in the eye and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs.Sindoora!"...(UUiiiMaaaaaa..Sindoora ko Pig bana diya..hailaa kya daring ki hai..waise pig ko pig nahi toh kya Parrot kahenge?..😛)
2...A young unmarried Sindoora discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,
she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you?
I want to know!' Sindoora picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
Sindoora, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,
if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder...
she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you?
I want to know!' Sindoora picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
Sindoora, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,
if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder...
and tells him, 'You can try again!'....😉😛Hailaaaaaaaaaaaa....kya baap hai?..isliye Bhootni aisi hui hai😛
3...Samrat invested 10 lakhs
in a business and suffered
a HUGE LOSS.
- Do you know
what was the Business??????
- He opened a
Hair Cutting Saloon
in PUNJAB!!..(Akal ka andha, dimaag ka khaali, useless, senseless two feet animal😆..)
4...A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Sindoora, the town's grouch.
So Sindoora went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.
She goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing, so what are you going to do?"
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Sindoora, "What you need is jar number 43."
"Jar number 43?", Sindoora wonders.
So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Sindoora to taste it.
She tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is Shit!" she yells.
"I just restored your sense of taste Sindoora," says the doctor.
So Sindoora goes home very mad.
One month later, Sindoora goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," she starts, "I can't remember!"
Thinking she got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little. Then tells Sindoora, "What you need is jar number 43..."
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Sindoora fled the office😆😛...(Bhootni Serial se kab bhaagegi?)...😆
I hope you must have enjoyed these jokes..😊
So Sindoora went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.
She goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing, so what are you going to do?"
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Sindoora, "What you need is jar number 43."
"Jar number 43?", Sindoora wonders.
So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Sindoora to taste it.
She tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is Shit!" she yells.
"I just restored your sense of taste Sindoora," says the doctor.
So Sindoora goes home very mad.
One month later, Sindoora goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," she starts, "I can't remember!"
Thinking she got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little. Then tells Sindoora, "What you need is jar number 43..."
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Sindoora fled the office😆😛...(Bhootni Serial se kab bhaagegi?)...😆
I hope you must have enjoyed these jokes..😊
God Bless You..😊
Keep Smiling...😃
Set_raj...😊
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