Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Pappu:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
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Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa: "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Pappu: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
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