THEN scary...NOW funny!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: ides

This is back in Uni......it was scary at the time but now that I think back it seems funny....

I met a guy on the subway.....he said hello, I replied to the greeting (which was my mistake)....he came and sat next to me and this really scared be cause there were just the two of us in there.......next he proceeded to ask me if I was married (pata naheen mere liye larka dhoondna thaa).....I ofcourse (idiot that I am) told him no......so he put forth a mariage proposal for me.....with himself as the groom🤢......(and listen to this) he proceeded to tell me that he has loads of money and that he was a big man and since I am not-so-big myself (that translates to mean that I am petite), that we would have children with an average height!!!!!!!

I was waiting for the subway to stop so that I could get out.....thankfully, at the next station, a few people came on board and then this individual started singing.....and a few other actions later on told me that he was either drugged or mentally imbalanced.......

to this day I look back and wonder how I didnt find it funny at the time.....my family still teases me abt it by saying that obviously it would take a crazy person to propose to u......😆😆

omg...that is scary!!!! lol... I like the last sentence!😆

lolz , so funny 😆 😆 😆
my mom always says,don't let fear rule over u , rule over it instead

just thought of sharing this with u 😊

Originally posted by: misha

my mom always says,don't let fear rule over u , rule over it instead

just thought of sharing this with u 😊

and so true too....thnx for sharing Misha

Originally posted by: ides

and so true too....thnx for sharing Misha

your welcum 😊

very funny story. I remember a story which was getting stuck in the Bathroom when i was really small, when I look back at it I keep torturing my bro n sis that it will happen to them.😆

😆 so nice of you to share !!!

When I was in std 1 & 2,my mom put a lot of restrictions on my eating sweet (nothing new,i do the same to my 5 year old,poor guy) and I used to hanker like crazy after icecream ( still do😉).This guy in my class became friendly and everyday during lunch break he would treat me to an ice-cream and I would be so greatful to him,I could wash his feet🤢🤢

Then one day I confided,like a fool that how my parents would kill me if they knew I was eating ice-cream everyday.Then one day he asked me if I could lend a few story books to him.I happily obliged.I had a huge collection of those golden flowing hair maidens and handsome knights brandishing swords from white horse backs fairy tales and those unsurpassed Amar chitra kathas...and after I gave it to him,he refused to return them,and threatened to tell my parents about all those ice creams and the money he spent to get them for me.........he took my lovely books😭 and I could not say anything because I was so scared of the 'horrible' secret that I had.........

Can I laugh at it today?? No,because I still get😡😡😡

haha when i was like 10, my day care went on a feild trip to this petting zoo. and they had birds.. goats.. horses.. pigs.. and lots of other neat animals.

so we just walked in.. pritty much showing ourselves around. Well we opened a gate to go onto this dirt path way and we walked a long ways out. like half way to the other side of the gate where the goats were in a pen.and all of a sudden a little boy cries out " the ostrige is out!!! the ostrige is out!!!" and every started screeming..( well most of us were little kids.. we were scared). and we all start running.. and of corse.. like in any "movie" the ostrige does to!!!! and he out runns the little boy.. and he pritty much backs the little boy up to the wall and is inches away from his face. the group leader told him to stay still. and so he did. we had to wait about 4 minuts befor the ostrige would leave him alone.. ( it was like he was gaurding the lil boy) anywayz soo at the end we all escapped "alive"

and it was freeky.. the ostrige ran past me as the boy ran past me.. my heart was beating fast!!!!!

Fuuny stories everyone 😆 ravu i can't stop laughing 😆

allright here is my then scary now funny story,

When i was a kid i was scared of doctors. I used to have a pedatrician, who used to give me injection each and every time i went to him 😭 (it used to hurt so bad 😭 😭 so i named him the evil budda ( i turned him into a budda even though he was young 😕 😕 ) And he was a good friend of my dad too. actually one day he came to our house and he said hi to me. i went inside the house and told my dad woh evil budda agaya 😆 . I still remember my parent's face and that evil budda's 😆 😆 😆 face 😆 😆 😆 He still talks to my dad and i get teased everytime about it .

allright coming back to the original story

This happened when i was 10

I have an uncle who is a doctor. We used to live in the hyd. So some days he used to come to our house in his scrubs or some times in his white coat. I used to think all these doctors are evil and he was coming to the house to give me injection 😆 😆 😆 Everytime he used to come to the house i used to scream the biggest scream that everyone in the neighborhood would think there is a burgalry in the house.

One day there was no one in the house except me. My uncle came in and that's it. As soon as i opened the door i screamed, ran all the way up the stairs , went to my bedroom and closed the door and carried my teddy bear and my toys ; i thought he would give injection to them too. 😆 My poor uncle was sitting outside cause it seems in my fear i even locked the front door. My mom didn't come until 1 hr so meri bechara uncle was out waiting for an hour cause he had something imporant to talk w/ my dad. I was in my room playing w/ the dolls for 6 hrs that night 😡 . I was shivering all that time in the room cause i was scared he might storm in, break the door and give me injection. With the fear of injection i even forgot that it had turned dark and i was scared of dark 😆 😆 😆 With all this shivering i even developed a fever and had to get an injection for real 😆 😆 😆

Now as i think about it , i am like why was i such a pagli when i was a kid. my bro stays i am still a pagli 😆 😆 😆 . so now everytime i go to hyd to meet my uncle; everyone in my family is like sai, the evil doc is here; run, run 😆 😆 😆

i have never laughed so much, seriously, the cow story and the film raaz story were soooooooooooooooo funny, i was almost crying.

i have soo many stories , but i remember a funny one. Me and my brother were around 5 and 7 years of age. Our parents had dropped us over at my aunts house for babysitting 4 hardly an hour), who also had 2 children (around the same age as us)

My aunt was a bit careless and she went upstairs to sleep, and told us not to open the door to anyone. So there we were, 4 of us playing powerrangers (i was the yellow one).Just then we heard a large knock on the door, we were sooooo scared, that all 4 of us ran and hid in the store room (hardly any space to breath in there)the store room was full of shoes. There was a salesperson trying to sell carpet door to door. He was such a wierdo and kept peering through the windows when no one answered the door (i mean a normal person would leave if they got no response). He kept going from one window to the next, trying hard to look through the window (i think he must have heard us playing before).

i don't know when he left, but our parents were looking for us,and they found us 4 in the store, with the door of the store slightly ajar, with shoes thrown outside. My cousin looked like she had seen a ghost, and me and my brother were all red and sweaty. It was sooooooo funny, now i'm 19, and i think it was so cute! (excuse bad spelling, i was typing fast)

sai that was hilarious. omg... that is sooo sad tooo. poor uncle. LOL! hahahahaha😆