Obituary for Sahastra Ravan
It is with great humor and a hint of disbelief that we announce the passing of Sahastra Ravan, the man with a thousand faces, who finally decided to take a permanent vacation from life. Sahastra, known for his unique ability to juggle ten heads (and a questionable number of egos), departed this world after a dramatic fall from his own towering ambitions.
Born in the bustling kingdom of Lanka, Sahastra was a fierce competitor in the "Most Dramatic Entrance" contest, often overshadowing others with his flamboyant flair. He was a master of disguise and a self-proclaimed expert in villainy, often heard exclaiming, “Why have one head when you can have a thousand?”
Sahastra is survived by his numerous followers, who often wondered if they were following the right head at any given moment. He is also survived by an extensive collection of forgotten enemies and at least one very confused monkey army.
In his memory, we invite all to gather for a celebration of life (and heads) at the nearest mythical fire pit, where stories of his many blunders and theatrical performances will be shared. Please refrain from bringing any bows and arrows, as his final encounter with Lord Rama has left him decidedly "under the weather."
In lieu of flowers, please consider sending additional heads—Sahastra always believed in having a backup. Rest in peace, dear Sahastra Ravan; you may have lost your last battle, but your legend will continue to be the stuff of both nightmares and comedy for generations to come.
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