OMG..Samrat is Pregnant?..joke

😛Kash Sam ke sath aisa hota...joke...😆

Hello friends, Raj here, back with new joke on Samrat, his heights of jealousy...read it and you will enjoy it and he fully deserve it...😛😊

Samrat was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife Kamna stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife Kamna merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, Samrat awoke as a Kamna the woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the
dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home
to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the
checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife Kamna being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night." ...😛😆😛

I hope you must have enjoyed this Samrat joke..waiting for your views and comments...😉

Keep Smiling...😃

God Bless You...😊

Set_raj...😊

😆 Poor Bo--Ahem..Girl!!!!! Got pregnant...has to wait 9 months... 😆

Originally posted by: pinkpinkers

😆 Poor Bo--Ahem..Girl!!!!! Got pregnant...has to wait 9 months... 😆

😆😆Dimple like the joke?...i love to see you laughing like.😊

Originally posted by: set_raj

😆😆Dimple like the joke?...i love to see you laughing like.😊

I loved this joke...And ur very sweet...Although..i think next time u should warn me not to read a joke like thjis in the family room where everyone is sitting!😆

lollllllll

thats was funnyyyyyy 🤣 samrat just needs to go thro labour pains now 😛

Originally posted by: pinkpinkers

I loved this joke...And ur very sweet...Although..i think next time u should warn me not to read a joke like thjis in the family room where everyone is sitting!😆

I shud warn you?😆...aisi kya baat hui Dimple..😃ur so sweet too😊...hmmmm..if i warn you thn u will still read..😊

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Solid joke. am gonna share it with a friend when i meet him today afternoon ....he is a dulhann fan too . 😆

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

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Solid joke. am gonna share it with a friend when i meet him today afternoon ....he is a dulhann fan too . 😆

Thanks a lot koolsadhu..f for ur compliments...😊sure let him enjoy too..😊

Samrat ki toh really waaat lag gayi...😊

Originally posted by: fly_chick

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Hillarious 😆

Thanks a ton Zaria..😊

My name is not koolsadhu it is Roshan . 😆