Originally posted by: D3viL
In light of you choosing brains over beauty .. let's prod that further..
Would you rather be 70% more attractive or 20% smarter?
20% smarter without a doubt. I'm at peace with how I look and I don't think I'd like all the attention coming my way if I suddenly became insanely good looking one fine day. 70% jump in beauty is a big deal. I'm shy and would rather blend into the background than be the centre of attention.
20% smarter means I can at the very least make some smarter choices and boy do I need to start making some. đ
Rapid round:
What would you throw off a cliff
Love or money?
Money. I understand money is needed to live and while it can make your life easy, love has the power to make your difficulties easy ( I'm a romantic at heart lol, I once again, wholeheartedly, blame Bollywood for this)
So yeah, happiness over richness. And if we're like super broke, then I can always sell my partner's kidney on the black market and earn some coin. đ

All the men of the world or all world or all the females ?
I'll jump of the cliff myself kyuki I can't choose between the two groups. I'll use diplomacy ki ninja technique on you this time.

Coke or pepsi?
Both. I might be the minority here but I don't like either of those.

Water or booze ?
Easy, booze. I don't drink and don't plan to either. I did take a few sips of beer once and it was instant regret. I was warned that I wouldn't like it but I had to see what the hype was all about. (This is exactly why that extra 20% intelligence is what I need)
Waise toh I don't even drink water these days, I don't know how my body is keeping me alive despite my aversion to water. I haven't had a glass of water all day long.
Mind reading or time traveling?
Mind reading gotta go. I couldn't live peacefully hearing all the opinions everyone's gonna have about me. I mean I already make up enough scenarios in my head, live action nahi chahiye. đ
Time travel on the other hand is so cool. Wouldn't you wanna go back to the third grade and kick your annoying benchmate for hogging up the entire table despite your polite and numerous requests asking him to not be such a selfish troll or is this just me? I can't be the only one this petty.
Alia Bhatt or Sonam Kapoor ?
I don't care about either of these women but if I absolutely had to, I'd choose to save Alia only because I feel Sonam would roast me for my outfit choices and I'd end up gently shoving her off the cliff anyway. If you think about it, I'm not taking a life, I'm saving two, mine and Alia's. I wouldn't last in jail. I also wouldn't look this cool in jail clothes so yeah, lesser evil gets saved.

Questions:
What do you smell like? Your perfume?
I use a floral scent. I'll be vague kyuki itna type karke mai thak gayi.

If you could listen to only one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
This is a tough one. I love music and there are so many beautiful songs to choose from but I honestly don't think I could ever choose one song to keep listening to, for the rest of my days, without getting bored of it. I tend to obsess over a song I like to the point of playing it on loop till I eventually grow out of my obsession.
I can tell you the song I'm currently obsessed with, it's not a new one, I just happened to be royally late to the party. Its this song 'O Khuda' from this movie 'Hero' starring Athiya Shetty and some dude that no one saw but this song has my heart. For now.
If the roses are red, why are violets blue?
Easy, the one who wrote that children's rhyme was colorblind.
Don't ask me how I know this, this whole thing will fall apart if we start questioning stuff.

Do you sleep with lights on or off?
Lights off, unless I was made to see a horror movie against my free will because I won't ever consent to that torture if I were in my senses. I can sleep with the lights on but I prefer to have them off. I do not want my Indian father to disown me for having gotten the electric bill high. The fear is real okay. đ
How would your first grade teacher describe you?
Forget my teacher, mai khud ko describe na kar pau. I can't possibly have such good memory. I don't even remember what I did last week, ye toh hone se raha mujhse.
How would your 11th grade English teacher describe you?
Okay this my not so helpful brain remembers. I was her favourite (in my head I was). I had this super grumpy teacher prior to her and he used to put us to sleep without even opening the textbooks, now that's some major skills đ
He retired some months into the academic year and we got this wonderful new teacher as his replacement. She let us get through the entire school year without ever taking down any notes. Best teacher ever.
The hindi teacher, who I wasn't a student of because my dumb ass had to choose mathematics over hindi kyuki I wanna overcomplicate my life, hated me though. Well not just me, but yeah, she would definitely throw me off a cliff if given the chance.
I've never used the math I learnt in high school because the career I chose doesn't need that heavy math skills. Yet I studied that shit kyuki I am an idiot.

What's the most ridiculous thing you have cried over?
An easier question would be to ask me what I haven't cried over. I'm an emotional fool, I can cry over anything.
I'm too happy? I cry.
I'm too sad? I cry.
I'm furious? No surprises here, I end up crying.
The latest reason for my cry sesh was the whole battle that did happen but also didn't happen in the breaking dawn movie between the evil vamps and the other vamps + werewolves.
Something about cgi animals dying protecting mythical beings, had me bawling.
Not my proudest moment but it is what it is. Serves me right for googling this random scene for no good reason.

Have you ever got caught, social media stalking someone?
My pride hurts to admit this but yes. This is all I'm gonna admit to. You didn't ask for the whole story. (In my defense, the dude was cute)

Be honest, how often do you social media stalk your exes?
Bold of you to assume I have an ex let alone multiple ones đ

What does the word âokâ mean for you?
Is it supposed to mean something other than the alright or acceptable?
Ye meaning kab badla? Cancel karo ye change.

What color would you chose if you had to eat a crayon straight from the box?
Ummm. White? Not like its of much use to anyone. What psycho even uses that crayon? đ
If you could put one condiment inside your belly button, what would it be and why?
Saffron? Does it count as a condiment? You can use it in condiments so I'm gonna say it counts because that way, we can sell it and get rich.
See how business minded I am. đ
Where did all the money go if the whole world were in debt?

Do you know how to fold a fitted sheet? My mum wants to know.
I do know how to do that actually. I went down the YouTube rabbit hole and this one video popped up on how to fold fitted sheets. So naturally, at 2 in the morning, I learnt how to do this very important thing.

What would you leave me in your will right now, if you were to die?
I could totally write you into my will, if you want your inheritance to be a moody cat and a bunch of unread books đ
What is the one thing about yourself that you would like to change?
Overthinking đ I desperately need to not dwell over things beyond my control but even though I know fixating on things won't help a bit, my brain still likes to indulge in it.
As a child, what was your favorite game to play?
I did play volleyball a lot growing up. Was even on the school team but that interest slowly died out once I started college and then life happened so never really could squeeze in the time to play it much.
As an adult, what is your favorite game to play?
As an adult, I'd be sleeping away any free time I have so nothing.
My brain to me whenever I get free time :

What food would you eat if you could eat one for the rest of your life?
My food choices are pretty simple and basic, one dish I could happily eat for the rest of my time on mother Earth is curd rice.
Easy to make, inexpensive to make and vegetarian. Ticks all the boxes.
Rename your WiFi connection username ?
The door to Narnia.
I've been re-watching the movies (mostly for Ben)
What's your go to excuse to get out of plans?

I'll be doomed if anyone actually decides to ask my dad about this.
What's your least fav emoji?
I use only like 10 emojis so probably the rest of them.
I hate everything đ
What was your pandemic hobby?
I tried learning cooking you know because it's important and I love food. It's a miracle that I didn't burn my house down. My family also appreciates the fact that I didn't land any of them in the ER with a bad case of food poisoning.

Do you think anyone has blocked or muted you on insta/facebook/watsapp? Who and why?
I can think of a couple of people but it's totally their fault and not mine (I'm a ball of sunshine đ)
Ages ago, this guy my friend was interested in flirted with me and I initially let it go because it wasn't anything major but it kept happening intermittently and when I finally told him I didn't appreciate the attention and asked my friend to rethink her choice, I was his enemy number 1. đ ( I still believe he was more pissed off about his flirting not being appreciated because he had no clue about her crush on him)
I can't think of anyone else doing this recently, because I don't give out my social media details to people I don't know that well so none of those people would ever block me. I learnt my lesson đ

Which kardashian/Jenner would you trade lives with and why?
Can I choose neither? I don't like any of them. No hate to them.
What's the cheesiest internet psychology advice that actually struck a chord with you?
I randomly came across this video that stated a person would constantly try and make eye contact with someone they're crushing on and while at that time I thought it was just Internet mumbo jumbo. It actually turned out to be true.
I had this guy working on my team and he would constantly keep looking at this one girl whenever we would have conversations as a group of just in general, she'd be the first one he'd turn to for any kind of input or validation. He'd also go out of his way to do stuff for her.
This coupled with my prior knowledge from the random video helped me zero in on his crush.
My work friends and I conducted a whole investigation and in the end, we found out he indeed was crushing on her. More than the advice, the fact that I was able to play Sherlock for a while is what I love about this whole situation. đ
If infinity101 wasnt your bestfriend here , who would you make your bestfriend?
I have met some wonderful ladies here and I love all of them equally. Infi is as dear to me as the rest of them, so if not her, anyone of them would do.
Do you snore?
Nope. I've asked my friends this post sleepovers and they've confirmed I don't snore.
What makes you happy?
This is way too long a list to mention here. I am easily overjoyed by even the simplest of things/experiences.
What makes you angry?
Disrespect especially when its disguised as humor.
If the D3vil only punishes bad people, then why is he the bad guy?
Ohhhh. Let me put on my thinking cap for this one.
Does the devil punish the bad people or does he just reign over the bad people punished by God?
Like isn't Satan more like the leader of a prison gang and not the warden?
And just like that, I'm done.

I gave essays for one word answers, maybe that's why I took hours to answer this whole thing. I love to talk okay, learn to live with it đ¤Ł
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